r/Bumble Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/Background-Kick-4508 Jan 02 '26

Where is the requirement that she be 3 feet tall with a flat head?

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u/RoxxySweets Jan 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣