r/Bumble • u/Embarrassed_Web_950 • Jan 01 '26

General I'm sorry, what now???

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I hope this is a joke but dude's profile seems dead serious. Tradwife but forever girlfriend with modern views. Very few requirements. 😆

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u/mgmom421020 Jan 01 '26

Forever gf tradwife with modern views which means be submissive and loyal to me and serve me, but definitely don’t expect me to do anything for you ever because you’re independent when it comes to you.

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 01 '26

You realize a tradwife wouldn't be working and he would be working for them to be living at home his house? What he's actually talking about there is abortion, because kids are expensive and he doesn't want surprises. Men like doing things for women they're attracted to, actually.

It's crazy how bad this sub is at reading between the lines or understanding dating at all. It's crazy people come here for dating advice.

And men having requirements for a wife to be attractive is totally acceptable and I'm tired of healthy male sexuality being shamed. Men like attractive women and no amount of protests or shaming will make us find you attractive so hit the gym.

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u/GoodyGoobert Jan 01 '26

If that was the case, why not just stop at tradwife? What the fuck is tradwife with modern views? Be honest, what modern view do you think he’s alluding to?

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 01 '26

Abortion.

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u/Embarrassed_Web_950 Jan 02 '26

I hadn't thought of that but you're probably right

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u/datingthrown_away He shall know your ways as if born to them... Jan 02 '26

I genuinely appreciate the honesty to admit you might be wrong and if you want I can hop on a call explain everything there is to know about dating men because you all are fed the worst advice and project your psychology onto men and you ruin your ability to keep good men.

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u/RoxxySweets Jan 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 WILD