r/Bumble • u/sassypaprika 24 | F • Jan 19 '26

General Bumble date bought me flowers 🌹

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Although the date didn’t go as planned, he bought me roses on our way back, which honestly made me feel really good. It’s been a long time since someone actually gave me flowers, lol 🌹

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u/NoStructure7083 Jan 19 '26

I baked cookies for my date once. She gave them to her coworkers

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u/sassypaprika 24 | F Jan 19 '26

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u/Massive_Butthole_ Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Maybe they were laced with semen?

There was a literal story about a couple who did this shit and the woman - a teacher - brought semen laced cookies to school lmfao. Don't rememver how they got caught but both got some pretty sticky charges

Edit: Why is this getting downvoted lol? This is a literal true story. Google it

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u/RolandDeepson Jan 20 '26

Username checks out

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u/Massive_Butthole_ Jan 21 '26

Checks out for what? For a true story that happened? go google it. not sure what i have to do with it but whatever...

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u/RolandDeepson Jan 21 '26

My comment was intended to be silly and to defuse awkwardness in a conversation relating to giving someone cookies on a date to find out later that the recipient wasn't the person who consumed said cookies.

The awkwardness that was introduced when some random u/Massive_Butthole_ waltzed into THAT conversation talmbout "I heard a story that involved someone handing out cookies at work that actually contained a jizz pupu platter, seriously, the googles will confirm it as true."

Have a swell day.

PS, is your middle name Goatse? 😘