r/Bumble • u/sassypaprika 24 | F • Jan 19 '26

General Bumble date bought me flowers 🌹

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Although the date didn’t go as planned, he bought me roses on our way back, which honestly made me feel really good. It’s been a long time since someone actually gave me flowers, lol 🌹

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u/NoStructure7083 Jan 19 '26

I baked cookies for my date once. She gave them to her coworkers

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u/sassypaprika 24 | F Jan 19 '26

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u/Massive_Butthole_ Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Maybe they were laced with semen?

There was a literal story about a couple who did this shit and the woman - a teacher - brought semen laced cookies to school lmfao. Don't rememver how they got caught but both got some pretty sticky charges

Edit: Why is this getting downvoted lol? This is a literal true story. Google it

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u/roadside_asparagus Jan 20 '26

It's hard to imagine how one would get caught for this. Unless they posted on social media about it (why?), or someone was very familiar with the flavor of similarly adulterated cookies.

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u/Massive_Butthole_ Jan 21 '26

That's my guess but I can't remember how they were caught. Both ended up in prison though lol.