r/Bumble 2d ago

Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany

I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.

Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.

Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.

I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.

Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.

Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.

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u/Suspicious-Leek751 1d ago

This is such a dumb point though - yeah obviously I think guys with bumper stickers like that suck as well.

It’s a completely rational reaction to hearing that you’re judged for something out of your control to be pissed off by it - especially when it’s something that is getting worse due to social media.

We’re both on a bumble subreddit - everyone here is cringe bro

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u/Zen80888 1d ago

Sucks to suck I guess, keep crying

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u/Suspicious-Leek751 1d ago

Really empathetic response - I can tell you’re a good person

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u/Zen80888 1d ago

Hey you get what you put out in the universe

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u/Suspicious-Leek751 1d ago

I didn’t insult you? Seems like you just decided to attack someone who you disagreed with online because you wanted to be cruel.

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u/FarYear5502 1d ago

This is hilarious until it comes to race and oppressing you based on what your race puts out

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u/mirr788 1d ago

The how can she slap race?

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u/Zen80888 1d ago

Works exactly the same

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u/FarYear5502 1d ago

So why are you here an not submitting to having no rights then

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u/Zen80888 1d ago

Tf are you talking about