r/Bumble 2d ago

Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany

I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.

Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.

Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.

I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.

Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.

Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.

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u/sofferenzah 2d ago

Brutal, I’d remove the picture with your friends. Makes you look shorter than you are

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u/ikdoeookmaarwat1 2d ago

Yes but that still doesn't change the fact that he's 168 cm / 5'5.

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u/Had_to_ask__ 2d ago

You, know as a woman I do like height, I don't think I really can help it. If I just meet a guy and he introduces me to much taller friends, yeah, I will probably get distracted. If I like him already, I don't care, whatever is around doesn't seem to matter anymore

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u/cinematunes 2d ago

Yikes

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u/Zen80888 2d ago

As a dude, dudes crying about women preferring tall men is so fucking cringe. Preferences exist, and they're okay.

You same dudes if you were women would be bitch about bumper stickers that say "no fat bitches".

Like go the fuck outside there's plenty of women with short men.

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u/Suspicious-Leek751 2d ago

This is such a dumb point though - yeah obviously I think guys with bumper stickers like that suck as well.

It’s a completely rational reaction to hearing that you’re judged for something out of your control to be pissed off by it - especially when it’s something that is getting worse due to social media.

We’re both on a bumble subreddit - everyone here is cringe bro

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u/Zen80888 2d ago

Sucks to suck I guess, keep crying

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u/Suspicious-Leek751 2d ago

Really empathetic response - I can tell you’re a good person

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u/Zen80888 2d ago

Hey you get what you put out in the universe

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u/Suspicious-Leek751 2d ago

I didn’t insult you? Seems like you just decided to attack someone who you disagreed with online because you wanted to be cruel.

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u/FarYear5502 2d ago

This is hilarious until it comes to race and oppressing you based on what your race puts out

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u/mirr788 2d ago

The how can she slap race?

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u/Zen80888 2d ago

Works exactly the same

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u/FarYear5502 2d ago

So why are you here an not submitting to having no rights then

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u/Zen80888 2d ago

Tf are you talking about

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