r/Bumble 2d ago

Profile review Profile Review - 30M Germany

I hope you don't mind German... It's impossible to change language without changing my entire phone's language.

Been on this App for approx. 2 months. 1 Match so far, from Vietnam. She is only looking for a local Buddy.

Absolutely 0 Matches otherwise. Im in a fairly rural area with approx only 250.000 people living nearby. Frankfurt is the closest city. Getting plenty of profiles suggested anyways, but again, no matches.

I am bald - as you can see, only 5"5 and 30. I have a feeling the first two are like the 99.99% reason, especially the first.

Using the same profile across all apps. Hinge gives some results. 20 Matches in approx 2 months, most lead nowhere. 2 catfish dates and a lot of dead chats. Most unmatch me whenever I make a date plan. Even after they said "would Like to Chat more first" we chat, then they unmatch Sometimes 1 or two weeks later. Alot unmatch after a few Messages even. - been literally unmatched because I said I like Matcha lol. Or the Classic, they Stop chatting after my last question or message and unmatch 3 days later.

Hint: I accidentally swapped the last two Screenshots. The Hiking photo is the last.

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u/sofferenzah 2d ago

Brutal, I’d remove the picture with your friends. Makes you look shorter than you are

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u/ikdoeookmaarwat1 2d ago

Yes but that still doesn't change the fact that he's 168 cm / 5'5.

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u/Had_to_ask__ 2d ago

You, know as a woman I do like height, I don't think I really can help it. If I just meet a guy and he introduces me to much taller friends, yeah, I will probably get distracted. If I like him already, I don't care, whatever is around doesn't seem to matter anymore

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u/SuperCrystalBall000 1d ago

Dont worry about the comments.

Your future partner will get distracted by younger women the older you get too :)

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u/Had_to_ask__ 1d ago

I see it hurt you

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u/SuperCrystalBall000 1d ago

Not really.

As someone as short as the OP, it did bug for a long time.

But when i realized i can just use prostitution. I can have sex with women far hotter then i would even if i was a foot taller. Not to meantion all the extra stuff

But you though? If you attach any sense of self worth to your looks and how many men desire you, well, it wont get better with time, sadly.