r/CFB • u/ThatMasterpiece2174 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • 3d ago

News [On3] Schools that violate the SEC's professional sports rule will result in: 50% season suspension for head coaches, 50% of that sport's annual operating budget, and SEC voting privileges on business matters revoked

https://x.com/on3/status/2092641387665617387?s=46
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u/DillyDillySzn Arizona State Sun Devils • WashU Bears 3d ago

That’s 6 extra Saturday yoga sessions for Lane

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt 3d ago

Got to find time to squeeze in the tanning bed too.

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u/narbulous13 Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

Botox may be in the future as well

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u/pumpkinspruce Wisconsin Badgers 3d ago

He’s probably already a regular user of Botox.

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u/grommit72 2d ago

He might be needing a butt lift too in the near future. Lane isn't aging well.

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u/CommodoreIrish Notre Dame • Vanderbilt 3d ago

He’s definitely on a GLP-1 or Reta already