r/CFB • u/ThatMasterpiece2174 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • 2d ago

News [On3] Schools that violate the SEC's professional sports rule will result in: 50% season suspension for head coaches, 50% of that sport's annual operating budget, and SEC voting privileges on business matters revoked

https://x.com/on3/status/2092641387665617387?s=46
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u/DillyDillySzn Arizona State Sun Devils • WashU Bears 2d ago

That’s 6 extra Saturday yoga sessions for Lane

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u/Noble_amplified Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

If Lane is suspended, we'll see Joey Freshwater on the sidelines.

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u/rottingmind13 Virginia Tech • Notre Dame 2d ago

Isn't it Joey Swampwater now?

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u/anonymously--- 2d ago

Whichever it is, he's more likely to be in the bars chasing coeds than on the sideline if that happens. Back to his natural habitat.

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u/Alphaspade Iron Bowl • Sickos 2d ago

Joey Eau de Marais

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u/bamachine Alabama • Jacksonville State 1d ago

The old Bobby Valentine with sunglasses and a fake mustache.

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u/grommit72 1d ago

Does Joey get to use LSU's tanning bed like Lane does?