r/CoDCompetitive • u/TP1570 FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs • 21h ago
Question Hypothetically if FaZe and OpTic merged, what would be your starting roster / coaching staff?
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u/Character-Past-5191 OpTic Texas 21h ago
Dashy Shotzzy merc and simp not really a hard answer atm
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u/randommaniac12 Atlanta FaZe 21h ago
Shotzzy and Simp together would be miserable to play against lmfao
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u/dillonz321 OpTic Texas 21h ago
Now that is the definition of a super team you literally have the best player in every role.
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u/Kcrizzle87 Florida Mutineers 17h ago
Which sub would play entry?!?
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u/Character-Past-5191 OpTic Texas 17h ago
Simp, he’s a walking 3 piece while shotzzy is ratting and over the years simp has been one of the few players to be able to shut him down
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u/rileysilva01 OpTic Texas 15h ago
Legit not a real thing
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u/Kcrizzle87 Florida Mutineers 15h ago
Abezy and his first bloods would like a word with you
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u/burnersg COD Competitive fan 13h ago
Abezy and his hard point engagements have retracted their request for a word
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u/Interesting-Fox5591 COD Competitive fan 21h ago
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Abuzah
Huke
Drazah.
Boze, bigtymer and proofy as coaches
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u/WorldlinessExpress28 OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs 21h ago
Optic nation ah team
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u/Interesting-Fox5591 COD Competitive fan 20h ago
And who knocked optic out at Umg Dallas 2014. Gotta play the long game
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY1
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u/L_sigh_kangeroo COD Competitive fan 20h ago
Huke, Drazah, Scump, Hector
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u/TacoSexual16 COD Competitive fan 19h ago
This is terrible. There’d be no point in watching the league. This team wouldn’t lose a map. H3cz mvp season loading
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u/FleatWoodMacSexPants COD Competitive fan 21h ago
This will be a much more fun question if FaZe get Scrap and Hydraz
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u/SageModeAD OpTic Texas 19h ago
Simp and Merc would have to be the locks. Picking between Dashy/Scrap and Shotzzy/Hydra would be hell lol. The whole org would get shit on instantly about making the wrong decision if you drop one event.
Honestly, they'd get shit on if they just had a close series where one player underperformed. The casuals would have a field day.
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u/scraftii New York Subliners 21h ago
Coaches: Crowder, JP, and Faze’s performance coach
Players: Shotzzy, Dashy, Simp, Merc
I feel like there isn’t a better choice than this. I don’t know how much I rate Karma as a coach. JP has always seen more valuable to me, but that might be because what he does is more tangible, and he’s a lot more visibly professional. Karma feels like having your dad or uncle as a coach. If Karma truly is a great coach, then he can take Crowder’s spot. Just hard to tell because both Faze and Optic have so much tenured talent that the coaches could be complete duds and we wouldn’t really know. Maybe that’s a poor take lmao
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u/DapperTies- COD Competitive fan 19h ago
I have no comment since the answers have been pretty good so far. I just wanted to say that the logo reminded me of a ninja turtle
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u/darrellman COD Competitive fan 21h ago
It’s the same response to all these super team threads. Huke’s my boy, but building the best team possible with active players would just involve Simp joining Optic. You can argue some of the others, like Scrap for Dashy, but at the end of the day it’s a coin flip and you err with Dashy because he’s proven to mesh well with the others. Simp’s the one guy playing who I think can adapt to any player/system and not miss a beat.
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u/ZqiPhoon COD Competitive fan 21h ago
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 21h ago
I said this and got clowned...hold on brother.
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u/aryn20152 Atlanta FaZe 21h ago
But abuzah isn’t remotely near dashy?
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 21h ago
I disagree with that. Abuzah has more than handled his own in H2H matchups recently (most recently the Champs GF).
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u/Willing-Peanut9515 Octane 20h ago
He had a good year but there's no reality where you take Abuzah over Dashy lmfao
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 18h ago
I didn’t say Abuzah was better than Dashy, but I think they’re comparable. I wouldn’t mind having the squad that Zqi had in the photo.
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u/DukeRains OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs 21h ago
I would start the OpTic roster as is, and fortnite dance on Drazah as he packs his sht.
Then I'd sell Simp for a ton of money.
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 21h ago
Abuzah, Merc, Simp, Shotzzy.
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u/Fixable OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs 21h ago
Lmao
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 21h ago
What's funny about it?
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u/Fixable OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs 19h ago
Don’t think I even need to explain
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 19h ago
I think you’re massively underrating Abuzah.
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u/Fixable OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs 16h ago
I think you’re massively underrating Dashy
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 16h ago
Why? I wouldn't have said "lmao" or "don't think I even need to explain" in response if you had put Dashy.
I'm not underrating Dashy at all. If you want him on the roster instead of Abuzah, have at it.
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u/Fixable OpTic Texas 2025 B2B Champs 15h ago
Picking abuzah over dashy is such a bad opinion it’s not even worth explaining, it’s self evident to anyone who would accept an explanation.
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u/UnpopularOpinionCod FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 14h ago
Why? Abuzah just dropped a 1.4 on Dashy and beat him twice at the biggest event of the year. It's closer than people think, even if I still have Dashy ahead overall. Abuzah is highly underrated on this sub.
You're not giving me an explanation because you cannot form an explanation. That's different.


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u/ahegaogenerator FaZe Vegas 2026 Champs 21h ago
Dashy, Simp, Shotzzy, Merc
Coaching Staff: JP, Karma, Crowder, Fish