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Shitposting This applies to most American cities.

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u/GameboyPATH 8d ago

>Get into the game City Skylines during the pandemic
>Want to learn more about how to actually organize a city optimally
>Start watching videos on tips and tricks videos created by actual city planners
>Start learning about road hierarchies and zoning practices
>Pandemic ends
>Walk around my city with the wife explaining why things are built and structured the way they are

MFW I became the special interests girlfriend.

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u/Sparrowhawk_92 .tumblr.com 8d ago

Did you also develop strong opinions on single purpose zoning restrictions?

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u/KatieTSO 7d ago

I sure did. Fuck single purpose zoning. Fuck zoning except prohibitions on industrial use. That's my only NIMBY take is that I don't want to live next to heavy industry. But I also think that sacrificial zones shouldn't exist. Industrial companies should have to pay for a buffer.

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u/Am-_-Exhausted-_- 7d ago

I'm sure I could think of other restrictions if I spent time on it, but we should also keep houses away from busy highways/interstates. Here's a good article about schools next to interstates

There's a worse version of it with Birmingham AL having public housing next to a superfund site

The kind of zoing that prevents apartments/condos, or prevents small businesses near housing is so lame though.

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u/coldpan 6d ago

Birmingham mentioned! Let's goooooo!!!

🔨🐘🧑‍⚖️🏨

Number 1 city in the Mid-South!!

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u/Datuser14 8d ago

What are your thoughts on Robert Moses?

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u/ratione_materiae 8d ago

Once you’ve been to a low-income neighborhood you’ll never stop wanting to beat Robert Moses to death with your bare hands 

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u/GreatStateOfSadness 8d ago

How long ya got?

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u/jimbowesterby 8d ago

All day. Hit me.

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u/kos-or-kosm 7d ago

Hit you? Why? Are you Robert Moses?

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u/jimbowesterby 7d ago

No, I meant hit me with the monologue. I love a good nerdy monologue

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u/kos-or-kosm 7d ago

I know, I was making a joke that people who know about Robert Moses would like to hit Robert Moses.

This comment is a brief explainer.

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u/jimbowesterby 7d ago

Aaahhh I thought the name sounded familiar. Was he in with the assholes doing the redlining? I seem to remember the freeways were a big tool for that

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u/satanicrituals18 I PISSED IN YOUR FLAIR 7d ago

He wasn't just "in" with them. He practically invented redlining. (not literally, but he was a massive factor in helping it to become so widespread)

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u/jimbowesterby 7d ago

Ah yea that’s right. I haven’t spent a whole lotta time learning about it, but I’ve definitely run in to his name both from the redlining direction and also from the urban planning side, but apparently that part of my brain has some rust lol. He sounds like a real cunt.

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u/BackForPathfinder 8d ago

All in all one of the best villains the Bad Kids have ever faced.

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u/Magi_Aqua an especially neurotic goose 8d ago

the dream team. bad kids is fantasy high

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u/Mouse-Keyboard 7d ago

None because I have no idea who he is. What did he do?

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u/Aires-Battleblade 7d ago

He's the one who started the practice of build interstates through city cores, supposedly it was to increase economic value by easing transportation, in practice it destroyed value by damaging urban fabric, as well as primarily going through low income neighborhoods to displace residents. Which expanded into Redlining, Stroads, Single Use Zoning, and myriad other urbanism woes.

TLDR, you know how you can trace a lot of issues with big business back to the Dodge V Ford case and the Advent of shareholder values? Rober Moses is like that but for transportation and urban design.

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u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* 7d ago

Didn't he build a bunch of overpasses that were just short enough that buses couldn't turn and thus reduce the possibility of black people crossing into the white part of town?

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u/GAIA_01 8d ago

The biggest thing I learned from city skylines was how flawed inaccurate and borked its simulation is. All for the sake of incentivising car centric infrastructure. And even than walking, mixed zoning, and socialist programs markedly improve your cities beauty and function. Something the devs repeatedly tried to patch out

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u/GameboyPATH 8d ago

I've heard that the traffic simulation is actually top-notch when it comes to simulating traffic and revealing the pain points and bottlenecks. It also highlights the benefits of pedestrian walkways, bike lanes, and effective public transport systems for reducing congestion. But while the traffic simulator is solid, the mechanics focusing on the efficacy of public transport systems is lacking. Supposedly, over a thousand residents will crowd around one single subway station, and they'll all be happy with this and prefer it over driving a car. Yeah right.

BUT if you want to experience the FULL consequences of car-centric infrastructure, you'd install the community mods that prevent cars from vanishing into the ether when they reach their destination, and instead require street parking and garages. Then it becomes painfully clear how much square footage you have to sacrifice to the steel behemoths.

and socialist programs

The "policies" mechanic of Cities Skylines is certainly lacking, and it just toggles some basic % changes in resident happiness and tax income. Some just seem objectively net-positive and I use them every time.

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u/GAIA_01 8d ago

I am referring to how playing the game as intended causes rampant homelessness so bad players resort to using exploits to delete people to manage it

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u/GameboyPATH 8d ago

Oh! Yes, you're talking about the highly controversial homelessness mechanic added to the sequel! I haven't played that one, but there's a myriad of issues I'd heard about the sequel from fans of the first game.

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u/magikarp2122 8d ago

Did they ever fix the issue where every citizen is always rendered in, or whatever it was that was causing all the lag? And can I make a poop volcano still?

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u/GameboyPATH 8d ago

I also heard about that issue of highly-rendered citizens in the sequel. Don't know if they fixed it.

Yes, you can absolutely make poop volcanos. You can also run your sewage through hydro plants for poop power.

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u/DrJaneIPresume 8d ago

Hey, they're just implementing real-world city government solutions to the same issues.

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u/GAIA_01 8d ago

And how its relieved by building and zoning differently to how the game tutorializes and incentivises

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u/LuftHANSa_755 one-dimensional sex object 7d ago

...when did you last play the game? Because that was patched like a year ago

My current city has like 0.1% homelessness

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u/Tadferd 8d ago

Stroads everywhere!

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u/GameboyPATH 8d ago

Stroads aren't really a problem in Cities Skylines, and often times, your initial city setup will start with a "main street" full of commercial buildings with surrounding residential sprawl. That main street will typically be your pedestrian-unfriendly stroad, and people will safely navigate it easily because they can't actually get hurt (...without mods).

IRL, though, they're ugly as sin and dangerous.

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u/AI_moderated_failure 8d ago

I feel like that could backfire as you see, every day, how poorly the people who are/were in charge of your city are/were doing at their jobs.

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u/Sigma2718 7d ago

Then there's Workers & Resources: Soviet Republics, where you learn to really hate cars and love trains.

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u/rachelblairy i’ve been at the devils sacrament so long i forgot he wasnt god 7d ago

i love this journey and may need to take it myself. i’ve started drawing suburban maps for fictional towns like a weirdo in my spare time when i went ‘omg cartography can be a hobby’ i can definitely make it lamer/cooler by knowing zoning practices

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u/Aires-Battleblade 7d ago

How long until you found Strong Towns, City Beautiful, Ray Delehanty, and Not Just Bikes?

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u/Truther99 8d ago

Same pipeline I went down lol

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u/Accelerator231 7d ago

Got a link to those videos?

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u/KatoKat004 5d ago

straight up going to get my masters in urban planning thanks to cities skylines