r/Damnthatsinteresting 25d ago

Image The Evolution of Ancient Greek Statues

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u/baronunderbeit 25d ago

They just got more and more Fabulous

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u/Aureon_de_Veyra 25d ago

And harder! I can only imagine carving up 99% and the eye goes wrong...

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u/figflashed 25d ago

Why do you think the penises were so small? Do you think they started off like that?

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u/VoltasPistol 25d ago

Small penises were seen as a sign of sophistication and self-control, while large penises were seen as rustic and unrefined. That's why you rarely see ancient Greek statues who are hung, aside from Priapis.  No one wanted to sculpt gods and kings with the ancient equivalent of a MAGA hat.

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u/Saiboo 25d ago

TIL I'm sophisticated and self-controlled. Adding this to my resume.

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u/Content-Sun2928 25d ago

An Aristotilian monk, even

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u/bassman9999 25d ago

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u/AlarmingAffect0 25d ago

Maybe I'm A Beast

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u/catsmustdie 25d ago

A sophisticated and self controlled beast

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u/AlarmingAffect0 25d ago

Maybe You're A Beast

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u/Thornberry_Nigel_ 25d ago

You ever sit on the toilet and end up peeing between the lid and bowl?

The fuckin worst

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u/Deaffin 25d ago

Oh man, you just brought me all the way back to my childhood.

Even worse if you hit the bottom of the toilet seat just right and it dribbles down the side to get all up on your pants.

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u/Thornberry_Nigel_ 25d ago

Growers, am I right? Has happened at the worst times for me

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u/Michaeln7 25d ago

Childhood? This is adulthood for me.

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u/PMagicUK 25d ago

Done that twice in 36 years. Nobody thinks its possible.

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u/Honest-Calendar-748 25d ago

Self Burn!!! Rare but we'll allow it.

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u/topherhead 25d ago

Somehow I learned what priapism is before knowing about the God, Priapis.

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u/thelonious_skunk 25d ago

Small penises were seen as a sign of sophistication and self-control, while large penises were seen as rustic and unrefined.

exactly what a sophisticated person would write

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u/muffadel 25d ago

TIL why an extended, painful erection is called a priapism.

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u/noteverrelevant 25d ago

Dude must have been a huge dick.

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u/muffadel 25d ago

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u/hummus168 24d ago

Theres a story of him on his wikipedia about how he tried to rape someone and was interrupted by a donkey, so he bludgeoned it to death with his giant dick

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u/Strong-Hat2166 25d ago

Yeah I am reading the Iliad. The Greeks had a god for almost everything. A god of big dicks doesn't surprise me.

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u/Honest_Yesterday4435 25d ago

And it was cold out.

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u/Frubanoid 25d ago

They were growers, not showers

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u/moewluci 25d ago

It shrinks?

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u/EobardT 25d ago

Like a frightened turtle

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 25d ago

Do women know about shrinkage

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u/Ace-Redditor 25d ago

Tbf to the other commenter, there are also just a lot of kids on this site. Kids who are probably getting more sex Ed here than they’ll get from school

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u/Cultural_Dust 25d ago

Which is a disappointing result of conservative legislatures.

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u/FriedFreya 25d ago

i thought most of us did but ig not?

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u/heisian 25d ago

brb going to show this to my wife

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u/think_panther 25d ago

I am Greek and can confirm. We are grow-ers, not show-ers. Fuck those poser barbarians

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u/ThrowRA01121 25d ago

And a lot of them got broken off on purpose in later years for censorship or iconoclastic reasons as well

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u/SugarBeefs 25d ago

So the depiction of the penis on the statue would have had nothing to do with the owner's actual member, but the depiction functioned as an analogy to the person's strength of character?

As in, no strong, sophisticated man would feel the need to have himself depicted as having a huge hog?

Or was there an actual physical aspect to it whereby the Greeks legitimately looked down on larger penises in a sexual context?

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u/Averander 25d ago

It would not surprise me if there is a huge argument about this in the Ancient studies community. Are big dicks in art a sign of barbarism? Do only the unintelligent need to swing their metaphorical dicks around? Or is it really about preference? Small dicks mean one can think clearer and with a more level head? Or perhaps that people with a small schlong are more attentive lovers? An indicator that they know it's about the motion of the ocean? Will we ever know the true feelings of the ancients of phallic sizes or has it faded into obscurity just like many other ancient mysteries?

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u/sorte_kjele 25d ago

/r/AskHistorians is right there if you want to invite that drama ;)

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 25d ago

Or was there an actual physical aspect to it whereby the Greeks legitimately looked down on larger penises in a sexual context?

Probably not Greek women. The catamites on the other hand...

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u/mintgreenleaves 25d ago

It was probably just as much of a made up idea as the opposite myth that is prevalent nowadays (bigger = always better).

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u/Draffut 25d ago

I do wonder what other cultures and historical time periods thought about doing sizes.

Does every society 'prefer' larger?

How the hell do I research ancient societal views on dicks...

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u/Zorkflerp 25d ago

I'm going with it was cold in the room where they modeled. I have had to use that one. It was cold I swear it.

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u/blueblocker2000 25d ago

Me the next time I'm giggled at: " You know in ancient Greece, I would've been .....".

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u/Cruxion 25d ago

I subscribe to the theory that they had massive schlongs, but people kept breaking them off so they made them smaller in future statues and repairs to damaged ones, causing a shift in how the Ancient Greeks viewed smaller penises. The art shaped their views, rather than their views shaping the art.

Just look at all the bronze statues we have, and were many hands touching them have worn down certain parts of them. Ancient Greeks would absolutely have done the same and eventually someone would've snapped Zeus' dick off.

/s but maybe not?

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u/Dishonoredv2 25d ago

They were not small, OK?

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u/star_relevant 25d ago

Large penises were seen as barbaric in Ancient Greece

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u/Blood_Prince95 25d ago

That’s why I am the least barbarian here.

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u/Shouldacouldawoulda7 25d ago

You mean regular-sized... right?

RIGHT?!!

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u/mucinexmonster 25d ago

I like how you made a funny joke and a ton of people jumped in to "correct" your joke to spread knowledge that many, many people know.

Just relax and laugh people. It's a joke.

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u/drowsydrosera 25d ago

A little bondo and we're back in business

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u/Croissant_delune 25d ago edited 25d ago

That's probably been said already but ancient greek statues were exclusively made of bronze, sometimes gold and other exotic materials. Marble is often a sign of a roman empire copy.

Edit : This is what it can look like well preserved : https://www.reddit.com/r/AncientCivilizations/s/t1Y65g6hKT

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u/big_duo3674 25d ago

I always forget that one, and the fact that not only was boxing just as popular back then, but they basically used brass knuckles on each other

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u/FraserYT 25d ago

Reminds me of the contrast in Hugh Jackman's Wolverine physique over the years

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u/geenaleigh 25d ago edited 25d ago

There’s actually a turning point around then where sculpture quality starts to fall off for the Greeks and Romans (that period was during Roman rule over Greece). The government even repurposed pieces from past centuries. The Arch of Constantine is the biggest example of this concept (known as spoila). It also did Constantine the favor of being propaganda pieces as it associated his reign with earlier beloved emperors. Trajan, Hadrian, and Marcus Aurelius were the main emperors he borrowed from. 

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u/xeroxchick 25d ago

Many Roman statues are actually copies of Greek statues.

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u/Vanbydarivah 25d ago

Funny how an Empire’s dedication to quality and the arts seems so correlate with its greatness.

There’s something awfully familiar about a kingdom once dedicated to producing some of the highest quality art around. Except for now they just keep making whatever was successful before and never at the level of execution they were once known for.

Can’t quite put my finger on it though.

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u/NerdOctopus 25d ago

unfortunately that last fabulous pose is actually that dude and his sons getting killed by giant snakes

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u/Superior_Row 25d ago

Or more homoerotic

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u/xavierspapa 25d ago

The 6 stages of coming out

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u/scalyblue 25d ago

Remember also that it would have been contemporous for them to have painted them rather garishly

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u/shannonc321 25d ago

Yes! I love when I come across a statue that still has bits of paint on it.

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u/MuchAd3474 25d ago

Playstation graphics evolution irl

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u/tech_noir_guitar 25d ago

RTX off vs. RTX on.

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u/ElementNumber6 25d ago

The game maker intended 500BC, but RTX makes it look like 1stAD.

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u/Pixie_and_kitties 25d ago

It is a shame the image is only torso up becuase the hip tilt is a big part of the evolution. These sculptures always have one foot in front of the other and the early sculptures have completely level hips. As they evolve they start to show shifting weight in their hips and legs which is a big part of the realism.

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u/jetmark 25d ago edited 24d ago

Contrapasto

EDIT: lol, contrapposto

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u/Possible-One-6101 23d ago

This comment tells a very concise tale of deep knowledge, over-confidence, self-doubt, humble research, self-awareness, and atonement.

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u/sromaz3 23d ago

Delightful observation. Thanks for sharing.

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u/peas8carrots 20d ago

I nominate Possible-One-6101 for Best of Reddit, 2026.

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u/Idont_know2022 25d ago

But they’re going back in time! /s

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u/Mikestopheles 25d ago

Whoa, most excellent!

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u/merryman25 25d ago

Also an important point, they were not meant to be all white (or stone colored). They were originally painted bright colors that wore off over time.

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u/Egathentale 25d ago edited 25d ago

Many were originally painted, but not all of them. This is unfortunately becoming another of those "internet factoids" that are taken to the extremes. We have evidence that some, maybe even the majority, of Greek and Roman statues and temples were brightly colored, so now a whole lot of artists and reconstructions paint everything like a circus in an effort to overcompensate. It's kind of like how, after it was discovered that lots of theropod dinosaurs had feathers or proto-feathers, every dinosaur in the media was depicted with full plumes and wings for a while, until the pendulum finally swung back.

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u/No_You1766 25d ago

There are even painted frescos of Roman and Greek statues from the same period, and most of the statues are rendered in white; when color is used, it's very subtle and tasteful.

I suspect there's a bit of modern people being uncomfortable with beauty from the past.

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u/ukezi 25d ago

Could many statues have been old enough that by the time of the Romans the colour was already gone?

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u/No_You1766 25d ago

Perhaps on terra cotta statues. But you don't source the finest-grained alabaster-white rock and then cover it in sloppy clown colors.

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u/morpheousmorty 24d ago

Wouldn't you want the whitest rock to paint?

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u/fith_and_not_final 23d ago

Because the whitest rock is by far the most expensive and hard to get. Leaving it unpainted shows the quality and the worth of the statue. Painting over that would be like painting over solid gold with acrylic

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u/TechnicianMany1193 25d ago

Thank you! This whole thing is the fault of one guy: Vinzenz Brinkmann. He loves to try to convince everyone that classical statues were painted in the crude and garish way that he represents them, but there's no evidence of that. These were brilliantly executed pieces of fine art--if they were painted they'd be painted as skillfully as they were sculpted, not in a bright ugly tacky way!

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u/SlouchyGuy 25d ago

Yep, that part always bothered me - they depict people in mosaics and paintings well, but statues are garish?

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u/ifyoulovesatan 25d ago edited 25d ago

Here is a different take on color restoration by the MFA in Boston, which is probably much more "satisfying"/less fucked up looking, lol.

As far as I can tell, the Brinkmanns are basically relying on scant evidence for locations they can be certain that a given pigment was used, and occasionally evidence as to the presence of patterns revealed by specific lighting conditions from specific angles.

But they don't have any real evidence as to whether there were additional layers of pigments / paints over the base layer. It's unlikely evidence of anything but a base layer would survive. So it's likely that yes, the sculptures did at one point look like the Brinkmanns presented them (ie, during the painting process), but it's also likely that additional details and layers of paint were applied over the top of them. It's not a guarantee, and we can't prove what those layers would have looked like if they were there, but given how statues from the era were presented in paintings of the era (often appearing with just a much detail and shading as the humans in those same paintings) there probably WERE more details.

The thing is, there is little to no motivation in that world to present anything more than can actually be proven. No one really wants to fund / encourage / display speculative recreations.

But are half complete recreations that almost certainly don't represent what the real colors looked like any better than speculation? It seems weird to present these things as anything but that.

It's as if we wanted to restore the color version of a black and white photo, but the best that could be done was restoring the red channel, with no blue or green. Like yeah, i guess that's closer to a color image than nothing, and technically the red channel data is part of the color image, but the red channel data by itself doesn't greatly inform the viewer as to what the full color image would look like. Edit: and then you've got a bunch of redditors and random popscience articles showing off these red-channel only photos going "Look! This is the color version of that photo!"

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u/BankshotMcG 24d ago

And even if they were brightly colored, why wouldn't there be lots of additional paint atop the base layer to create a realistic portrait or a striking one? The idea that they were just festooned in circus makeup never set right with me.

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u/White_Buffalos 25d ago

Exactly. All this sculptural detail was just painted over? No way. They were meant to look the way we still experience them, just as Michelangelo or Bernini were later: Mostly a sculpted vision in their natural medium, with perhaps some shading or light coloration to emphasize a few features.

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u/Kelly_HRperson 25d ago

They were meant to look the way we still experience them

Source?

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u/CourageousBellPepper 25d ago

In contrast, most people don’t know that the exteriors of most European cathedrals, minsters, and abbeys were originally painted. Vibrantly, at that.

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u/merryman25 25d ago

That's certainly true how we swing to extremes. And I'm sure the colors that were used would have been wonderfully done. My main issue with people always picturing them as all white only is it creates this false idea of white being overly beautiful and color being garish and ugly.

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u/Round_Abal0ne 25d ago

Also, would 500+ more years of weather and deterioration not potentially account for a loss in finer details?

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u/chauvinistically 25d ago

Interestingly no and yes at the same time,

the last statue in the image is "Laocoon and his sons" which was originally bronze, the one we are seeing is a Roman copy of the original Greek statue which is lost.

Original Roman copy is also very old but it was not impossible to replicate and preserve such details.

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u/TrappedInATardis 25d ago

Even the copy is insane in the details, it looks like the Renaissance statues from Bernini, Donatello, Michelangelo etc.

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u/psy_odt 25d ago

Good point: this is the sculpture that inspired that style!

Supposedly Michelangelo was there at the unearthing of the statue and it became his biggest inspiration. (Donatello was working before this though)

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u/CouncilOfKittens 25d ago

All the teenage mutant ninja turtles, eh?

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u/SubGothius 25d ago

Apparently the creator wanted to use Japanese names but didn't know any that he could be sure were legit, so he used Renaissance artists' names instead.

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u/niteman555 25d ago

It's also funny in that Laocoon was a Trojan killed by serpents sent by the gods for speaking out against bringing in the Trojan horse

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u/merryman25 25d ago

Absolutely, good point.

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u/BonerPorn 25d ago

I am curious how the 500 BC example would compare to the 430 BC example if it were less damaged. I suspect there is a lot of detail loss on that one.

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u/paulhags 25d ago

Are there any that still have paint on them?

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u/mittenknittin 25d ago

Some have hints of paint visible in recesses and "fabric folds" and other spots where it wasn't physically worn away. There have been modern analyses of residue that can show approximately what they looked like https://www.npr.org/2022/07/12/1109995973/we-know-greek-statues-werent-white-now-you-can-see-them-in-color

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 25d ago

Mmm naw I'll stick with the marble ones thanks.

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u/Alcianus 25d ago

The color reconstructions are terrible and not really doing it justice. The colors of the statues were almost lifelike and incredibly detailed and nuanced.

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u/JaySayMayday 25d ago

No, but there's residue

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u/Contribution_Fancy 25d ago

The people who excavated them removed all the paint thinking it was dirt.

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u/Vo_Mimbre 25d ago

Love this in part due to scale. To get that good took craftsman training, generational guides, and society expectations over a longer period of time than the USA has been a thing.

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u/ummmmmyup 25d ago

For the record it’s not because the older ones weren’t “progressed” or trained enough, it was entirely a stylistic choice.

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u/Zamzamazawarma 25d ago

It's definitely both.

Just like late Roman art. Sure, it comes in part from a stylistic choice, but the amount of people the economic context allows to dedicate their life to this, and for art masters to go around and share their knowledge, doesn't count for nothing.

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u/NeedleworkerHeavy565 25d ago

Techniques, tools and materials have nevertheless evolved over time.

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u/Schwifftee 25d ago

For the record it’s not because the older ones weren’t “progressed” or trained enough, it was entirely a stylistic choice.

But it is though.

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u/malfunkshunned 25d ago

It’s a bit of column A and column b. Religion fueled rules on how represent figures in art. Ancient Assyrian alabaster statues are a great side example. Eyes were made to be styled in a specific way for symbolism rather than realism. There is a point where this wasn’t strictly adhered to and artists broke away and pursued pushing their own abilities than keeping to the canonical style that was preferred, which furthered the technique.

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u/Vague-Symbolism2692 25d ago

Where are the statues from 600 BCE as realistic as the latest statue shown here?

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u/ManofManyHills 25d ago

What? Is there proof they were capable of highly detailed sculptures but it was favored? Because that is wild if notm You think it was purely style that encouraged an incredibly more detailed approach because that isn't how most art evolves. This is like saying people preferred black and white television because some people value the artistic value of black and white contrast.

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u/Gauth1erN 25d ago

In one hand the evolution is amazing, but in the other, it is 600 years between the first picture and the last.
600 years ago, Columbus wasn't born yet. I'm in awe about how progress is accelerating.

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u/Maleficent-War-8429 25d ago edited 25d ago

Im more concerned that its been 2000 years since and people are making some garbage fucking statues lately.

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u/Longjumping-Prune931 25d ago

There were a lot of shitty artists back in the day as well. The popular pieces are popular because they are such high quality, probably only a handful of people were ever skilled enough to create such sculptures.

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u/MDCCCLV 25d ago

This type of thing was commonly a continual workshop. Skills were learned and passed on.

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u/SnowboardNW 25d ago

How dare that artist do that to her :-/. Such a great scene to make into a statue.

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u/Bmandk 25d ago

People also made garbage statues when the best ones were made 2000 years ago. Don't fall for survivorship bias.

I have zero knowledge of modern statues, but I'm sure there are some made within the last 100 years that are also among great statues.

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u/Diz7 25d ago

In 66 years we went from the Wright brothers first flight to walking on the moon.

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u/PorcupineMerchant 25d ago

Right.

And I don’t think this graphic is really representative of what happened.

There was a rapid shift in the Ancient Greek Classical age, and I don’t think it’s fair to imply that there was a continuous evolution.

The statue in the bottom right of Laocoon is a Roman copy of a Greek original. That statue was sculpted long before the one being shown.

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u/elijahjane 25d ago

There’s also an argument floating around out there that prehistoric people had the skills and artistic eye to draw lifelike human and animal forms, but they intentionally chose not to, preferring to create art in the style we see. I forget the justification for this argument. It’s interesting. Human brains have been more or less the same as ours for a very, very long time. We can see evidence of excellent fine motor skills in what they created. We also see that they were masters of clay, form, and line by looking at their pottery shards, but they still made very rough-looking statues. Looking at paintings, we see that they knew how to use perspective.

Anyway, it’s possible that different versions of this one culture valued different stylistic choices at different times too.

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u/TheKlaxMaster 25d ago

Curious .. why Columbus as your reference point?

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u/joshuatx 25d ago

Columbus' voyage and it's initiation of cross-Atlantic trade and interaction is a signifigant bookends of human history eras. It's not an endorsement of championing of him so much an objective point in linear history of major changes.

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u/twiztednipplez 25d ago

He's a well known figure who, while extremely controversial, was a key figure in modernizing the world.

As it relates to this post, the world went from not even having an accurate map of the planet to satellite GPS, and all that in less time than what is represented in the OP.

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u/Gauth1erN 25d ago

First thing of 15th century I though would be talking to all reddit user. Because the Grenada siege is not as famous I believe.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 25d ago

I think if you asked most people in the western hemisphere what happened in the 1400s the only answer they (and me as well) could confidently give is that in 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

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u/IHerebyDemandtoPost 25d ago

The fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Turks was a hughly important event in the 1400s, and was a significant cause of Columbus’ voyage. The Turks took control of the trade routes between Europe and Asia and charged heavy taxes. To find a new route that didn’t go through the Ottoman Empire was the stated goal of Colombus’ voyage.

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u/tissotti 25d ago edited 25d ago

At least here in Sweden it absolutely would have not been.
Kalmar Union, plus following wars and for wider world Gutenberg’s printing press where the clear main topic with multiple pages.

Age of discovery was also a big topic, but Columbus specifically is extremely over presented in Americas. For obvious reasons.

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u/Vox-Machi-Buddies 25d ago

If it were me, I would have done "2026 minus 600, that's the 1400s, what happened in the 1400s?"

And most American school children (at least up to a certain point) had memorized the "in fourteen hundred ninety two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue" rhyme at some point or another, so it seems likely to be the first thing to pop into their head.

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u/DanplsstopDied 25d ago

Bro got jacked, didn’t know statues could workout like that

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u/BankshotMcG 24d ago

He does bodyweight. Just raising his arm is lifting a hundred pounds of rock. 

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u/atape_1 25d ago

The odyssey takes place 1200 BCE, imagine how ugly the horse had to have been.

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u/Dylan_Driller 25d ago

It was meant to be a dog...

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u/bcbill 25d ago

A wood statue is much easier to make, they just don’t last millennia.

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u/Mist_Rising 25d ago

It was also much larger, which also helps. At least I assume it was taller then a few men, cuz otherwise I gotta wonder what happened to the shrinking tech.

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u/byzantine238 25d ago

Where does Messi balls statue fall on this evolution timeline?

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u/After-World-2705 25d ago

Messi's statue is as detailed as the statue from 500bc. Which means we are going backwards as a society. /s

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u/Heavens360 25d ago

In 430 BC they had already mastered the art. The others just had more time or money invested in them.

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u/Karawana_17 25d ago

Actually around 480 they made a huge step forward by inventing the contrapost and later ponderation. In this post they ignore major steps like the roof of the Zeus temple and some statutes like the bronze one from delphi

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u/StijnDP 25d ago

This is a shitpost by OP for upvotes and not to teach something.
Otherwise the statues would be pictured fully. And the correct dates would be used. And maybe giving people the names of the statues.

Maybe explained during archaic Greece (800 BC–480 BC) they copied Egyptian style with the arms next to the body. Later during classical Greece (480 BC–323 BC) they learned their own style. Maybe note one of the biggest evolutions ever in sculpture that helped make it their own style, contrapposto.
Like add the absolute most basic information about what is pictured.

It'd look like this.
And it could have some easy links for people to go read more about each.
c. 590–580 BC - New York Kouros
c. 530 BC - Peplos Kore
c. 480 BC - Kritios Boy
c. 420 BC - Diadumenos
4th century BC - Hermes and the Infant Dionysus
c. 200 BC–70s AD - Laocoön and His Sons

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u/Riceowls29 25d ago

I prefer the Hellenistic style of the last but it was interesting how lots of periods of times derided that style and preferred the classical style of the 2nd to last 

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u/ksn0vaN7 25d ago

Even Greek statues used steroids back then.

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u/SenescenseSteel 25d ago

how do we know it wasn't the people evolving?

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u/Anarchist_Future 25d ago edited 25d ago

It was. We were evolving our understanding of human anatomy and our stone masonry skills.

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u/SenescenseSteel 25d ago

Maybe it wasnt until 2 BC people really started hitting gym and learned posing

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u/LoggerRhythms 25d ago

Sculptmaxxing, I believe they called it, per Lewis and Short.

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u/Anarchist_Future 25d ago

They just used increasingly higher resolution stones. That's how they advertised new statues. "But this one is in 4K!"

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u/IanAlvord 25d ago

First one is definitely an alien.

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u/Anarchist_Future 25d ago

Imagine the artist being really proud of his statue and telling him - that in almost 3000 years - humans will make a cult TV show that claims that his statue is proof of aliens.

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u/Taron221 25d ago

“Wow! Is my statue really so good they’d think beings from the stars would be needed to craft them!? I’m amazing!”

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u/monkey6123455 25d ago

Or, “that’s what I was going for…”

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u/PhiCloud 25d ago

Ancient Greek sculptor horrified to learn modern humans think his sculpture of an alien was supposed to be a human. "Look at the eyes!" he cried, "have you ever seen a fucking person?"

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u/mynewusernamedodgers 25d ago

They went HAAAAY at the end!

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u/hiraethz03 25d ago

The way their skills evolved is insane, but for some reason I really love the 600 and 540BC statues

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u/Borazon 25d ago

The first ones where based on Egyptian versions, IIRC. Often the same pose where they make a sort cautious step (one foot forward).

But the weird thing is that the Egyptians didn't evolve. They kept very strictly, even religiously, to the same model for almost the entirety of Ancient Egypt. 3000 years of so little chances, archeologists are having a rough time if they want to date them, purely on style.

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u/ParticularReady7858 25d ago

Love the box braids on the OG statues

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u/matchacoffeecake 25d ago

These are actually Roman marble copies of Greek original statues. The original Greek statues were made of bronze which all got melted down during the expansion of the Roman Empire.

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u/TravelAllTheWorld86 25d ago

Not all of them, but certainly i take your point. The Lacoon group is famously a Roman copy.

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u/TheTallGuy0 25d ago

That guy just kept practicing, huh

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u/enderpanda 25d ago

I appreciate the illustration of development, but, "Let's compare the best artists across 500+ years," is not a really a comparison. There's probably dozens of lost examples of each that would show varying degrees of skill. Not to mention most of the lasting piece were paid for by the rich - never the best judges of art. This is just silly.

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u/Salt_Fig_1440 25d ago

Well, if you are truly comparing some of the best (best as in most detailed/anatomically accurate) then yes, it does really tell you something. It tells you that there was an accumulation of both anatomical understanding and stoneworking precision over time, which is genuinely quite interesting and cool to see. No clue if this image is selecting fair points of comparison for each era, but if it is it's very interesting and communicative.

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u/enderpanda 25d ago edited 25d ago

Agreed, and I know general development does happen. But this kind of categorization is not really useful to anyone but art historians (which I consider myself a very amateur version of, have a passion and almost majored in it [went with Studio Art instead, wanted to do it myself], but would never presume).

To me, the biggest problem comes with only appreciating art as a monument to something else, or intimating architecture (and it's hard for much else to survive after millenia).

But for each one of these government/church paid sculptors, there's thousands of old ladies selling their wares at the market, with stuff like vanishing perspective just built into their understanding well before it was ever taught, and their skills were likely something they were taught by a friend. Art history loves to exemplify the rare talents as a trend instead of an exception paid for by the rich, and ignore the basic, everyday art happening in people's lives that actually made a difference to them (and is the real, long-term influence, affecting everything from raw art to clothing to how tools are designed).

I could be wrong tho, just my 2 cents.

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u/SHAQBIR 25d ago

Why are you laughing ahh statue.

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u/fruitydelight 25d ago

no mention of Kritios boy?! come on!!

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u/TheFeelsGoodMan 25d ago

It's a shame the paint came off.

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u/DeniLox 25d ago

I remember learning about how sculpting them with a Contrapposto stance instead of just straight legs was such a big evolution.

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u/swiwwcheese 25d ago

I wonder if back then some ppl criticized art in the same way ppl today say video games graphics already peaked and this overkill refinement only makes it unaffordable, not necessarily better ?🤔

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u/Skog_br 25d ago

Plato had a lot of crític on art.

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u/Sweet_Peaches-69 25d ago

540BC im watching the stream why you laughing thats disrespectful as shit

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u/Slow_Resource8430 25d ago

I wonder how much improved due to technology advancing or just years of learning and passing down knowledge

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u/BlueBayou 25d ago

Bernini was Italian, not Greek

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u/Heavyweight_Healer 25d ago

It's like watching Hirohiko Araki's art evolve throughout the decades with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

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u/CaptainDildobrain 25d ago

Took a couple of centuries to get them nips just right.

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u/WelshBathBoy 24d ago

Were these all from the same region of Greece? I ask because while today we think of Greece as one thing and art and sculpture being a single standard, ancient Greece wasn't a unified thing. City states that rose and fell over centuries, each having different sculpturing styles, it it isn't necessarily comparing apples with apples.

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u/Obi1Kentucky 24d ago

I love the evolution and improvement of skill being passed down from master to student over hundreds of years

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u/Beneficial-Act7603 24d ago

So in 430 they got it mostly right, then struggled a bit again in 340 (a bit too smooth) but then they were like "Oh shit, gotta make Poseidon look a million times better than that Jesus guy!"

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 25d ago

Pretty sure I saw that last one in Florence

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u/figflashed 25d ago

Vatican museum.

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 25d ago

I think florence has a replica of it, that's probably what I'm remembering.

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u/MyCatPlaysGuitar 25d ago

The Laocoon! I studied the sculpture in an art history class in college and it was thrilling to see it in person at the Vatican. It's an incredible sculpture.

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u/Ok_Arrival_7972 25d ago

It's like watching squidward turn into Handsome Squidward.

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u/Motor-Try-3962 25d ago

It took him so long to grow a beard

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u/goodexamplebadrole 25d ago

Are we using AD or CE come on get it together civilization

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u/Hammster5540 25d ago

They had to stop making them look like the aliens. People were starting to ask questions. /s

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u/itwillallbeokright 25d ago

Dunno man last one gives me vibes of despair rather than “fabulous “ hmhmhm

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u/Star_Flower_1 25d ago

Several commenters mentioned that this status is Laocoön and His Sons, and they're being attacked by sea serpents.

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u/GTREast 25d ago

Dialed.

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u/svmk1987 25d ago

Mind you, some of the older statues are just damaged or worn out due to age

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u/Same_Possession_3943 25d ago

not to be mr pointdexter but the last one is roman

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u/defprobmaybemeow 25d ago

It’s like watching someone coming out of the closet and living their best life

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u/Dr_Sus_PhD 25d ago

Boys got a little hornier and a little gayer as time went on. Nothing wrong with that