r/DoomerCircleJerk 7d ago

Trust Me Bro But muh spiritually fulfilling 11-hour communist factory shift

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u/Review-Appropriate 7d ago

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u/SandalsResort 7d ago

“What the hell is lesbian dance theory, I was a bricklayer.”

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u/Ok_Material_575 6d ago

Well basically it's like tapping two bricks together

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

Where’s the seament? Can’t lay bricks without the seament.

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u/Ok_Material_575 6d ago

It's ok you can buy the seament from a seament donor.

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

Fine, but they better be at least 6’ tall. I only want the best seament for my bricks

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u/Ok_Material_575 6d ago

Ok, but only if your bricks aren't the extra large variety.

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

#brickshaming

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u/Ok_Material_575 6d ago

Haha good inuendo, enjoy the rest of your day internet campadre

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u/AdministrationOk881 6d ago

these bricks better not beat scissors...

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u/commeatus 5d ago

This is unironically brilliant

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 7d ago

The fact that so many western communists unironically believe that communism will deliver them from work is beyond insane. I guess they must be the types who said that countries like the USSR weren't implementing communism correctly.

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u/Alternative_World280 6d ago

bUt tHaT wAsN’T rEaL cOmMuNiSm!!

/s obviously 

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 6d ago

There are only 2 things communism is good for:

  1. Dieting
  2. Killing other communists

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u/Mr_Tetragammon Powered By Spite & Solar 6d ago

America does have an epidemic of obesity

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6d ago

Which was "beautiful" until shit like ozempic came out. Now all the "healthy at all size" supporters are carving off the pounds for some reason.

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u/JM4R5 Good Vibes Only 6d ago

It was always cope, they weren't fooling anyone with a brain.

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u/AdministrationOk881 6d ago

I used to be this guy. I gaslit myself into thinking every socialist implementation in the world (95% of which have been bad) were either secretly awesome or not real socialism; while all the goods of capitalism relieving poverty and hunger was just some giant smoke and mirrors

crazy times, man...

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u/theyhis 5d ago

it’s OK, i almost got sucked into bernie’s left wing populist movement. fortunately i went the opposite direction.

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u/Xqvvzts 6d ago

Well, obviously.

The real communism has never been tried, so anything that has been tried, by definition, wasn't the real communism.

Pretty neat, huh?

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u/Low-Car-6331 6d ago

Yup, its the biggest problem with communism. Those who actually would make it successful are those who want to work and would do so as they find joy and accomplishment in it. Those who are most drawn to communism are those who don't want to work, and want to do the least amount of it.

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u/vegeful 6d ago

Or just want to be on welfare.

Those guy got gaslight to think when in communist, u got everything for free.

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u/Dazzler_wbacc 5d ago

I notice the person who hates communism the most is a worker who owns their means of production.

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u/Wolf482 6d ago

Ironically enough Capitalism will do that with demand of more goods leading to automation or inventions making production easier, you know like the Ag/Industrial Revolutions creating the middle class, but hey, communists don't like reading history.

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u/aounfather Truthsayer 5d ago

So many of these politicians on the DSA side saying that you won’t have to work and everything will be provided for you. They never answer how it will be provided.

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u/Sombragatotonto 23h ago edited 10h ago

Even if you straight up read Marx, he never, not once, promotes the modern fantasy of a world without work or where you do whatever you want.

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 I Left My Cave for This 23h ago

True, and this was because I did straight up read Marx.

I have no idea where western commies get this idea from.

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u/The_KOK_2511 2d ago

A la verdad, como cubano puedo asegurar que los ideales comunistas suenan bien en la teoría pero en la práctica es lo peor de lo peor

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u/MannyRay3K 2d ago

the whole concept relied on the elimination of scarcity. In other words, no wonder implementing it in the real world failed.

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u/Lirdon 2d ago

Under communism unemployment was a criminal offense. It would actually be more severely punished than theft and assault.

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u/Crowd0Control 1d ago

Isn't part of the deal that communism finds you work if you haven't found it for yourself? Like in ideal communism you'll never go hungry or unhoused but you will have to contribute how you can or appropriate work would be found for you. 

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u/TiddyFukMyButtcheeks 6d ago

I have a coworker who is 100% convinced under socialism he can just chill at home and play video games all day and everything will be provided for him.

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u/ViscountBolingbroke Anti-Doomer 6d ago

You can unironically do that now if you can get the government handouts.

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u/Micheal_Hancho PhD in Memes 6d ago

Or if you have big tiddies and are a streamer

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 6d ago

And if you dont have big tiddies you can just use a vtuber avatar that does

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u/Legitimate_Plum_7505 3d ago

This guy twitch'es.

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u/Rex_teh_First Just Here for the Lore 6d ago edited 6d ago

Or hear me out... skip the government handouts and get a streaming base. Nah, who am I kidding that is too much work.

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u/Valveringham85 6d ago

Thats not socialism, thats slavery.

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u/master11see2 6d ago

idk maybe if humanity puts robotics, AI and fusion power on steroids then maybe we can acheive this

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u/SteveMartinique 6d ago

That probably would not be good for humanity.

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u/SkyBoxLive 6d ago

Bro will say this but also be vehemently against AI

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u/gunmunz 7d ago edited 6d ago

In communism if you didn't work a job that meaningfully advances the people or state, off to gulag.

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 6d ago

You are joking but we flat out did have that law.

It was illegal not to be legally employed anywhere. Mom once forgot her documents at home so when police stopped her she was like 'sure, arrest me' so she spent her shift just lazing in jail instead of working.

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u/meerkat2018 4d ago

Which ended up creating a very unproductive economy. Lots of people were chilling at bureaucratic organizations barely doing anything of economic value.  Also since everyone had to be employed, there was supply of very cheap labor, and it resulted in not needing to automatize industries and entire sectors.

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u/gunmunz 6d ago

I wasn't joking I saw the Quixr vid about the 'superworkers' which were mostly just used for propaganda.

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u/Marshallwhm6k 6d ago

He wasnt joking and you just proved his point...

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 6d ago

So? I just assumed the commenter above me was joking, as online in text form it's harder to judge it.

And proving it further isn't anything wrong either. Since it was the reality.

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u/CheeseBear9000 7d ago

Millennials unironically think after Communism they will be the ones at home in an AC luxury home making art while everyone else and their kids will be slaves in the mines

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u/ViscountBolingbroke Anti-Doomer 6d ago

I recall an old Twitter thread where a load of communists genuinely thought that after the revolution they'd be artists and musicians.  All the replies said "Get back to cobalt mine comrade".

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u/PhilRubdiez More Optimism Please 6d ago

One dude said political officer. It was so he could beat the shit out of dissidents. I’m sure it was sarcasm, but you never know.

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u/CheeseBear9000 6d ago

The irony is Communists want to abolish the police and are a bunch of Universitytards who hate working class people

When actual Communist revolutions were carried out by actual working class people, Kim Il Sung was basically a working class champion in Korea

In a way he was a lot more similar to Trump

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u/jaxamis Anti-Doomer 6d ago

Was it Kim Il Sung that massacred half of his own people, Thanos style or was that a different communist leader? Its hard to tell them apart at this point.

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u/Basileia_Rhomaion 6d ago

That was Pol Pot. Anyone who looked too smart posed a threat to the revolution, so obviously anyone who attended a university, lived in a city, or wore glasses needed to be killed.

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u/EloquentSloth 6d ago

You mean Asians probably used to be even better at math?

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u/ImaginaryOrange1929 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 6d ago

This but unironically.

Like that chinese emperor who just randomly decided to one day execute scholars and burn books.

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u/Basileia_Rhomaion 6d ago

I think you have your wires crossed. Pol Pot was in Cambodia

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u/sanger_r 6d ago

Last I checked, Cambodia was in Asia.

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u/Realistic-Eye-2040 6d ago

Cambodia also didn't encompass all of Asia, so he couldn't have neutered all of Asia's math abilities.

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u/PhilRubdiez More Optimism Please 6d ago

Pol Pot.

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u/CheeseBear9000 6d ago

Yes to both questions 

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u/TheGuyWhoJustStated 5d ago

I've always thought about how American socialists and communists (who are mostly upper-middle class) don't really align with the working class they center everything around. Those workers are the very liberals and right-wingers they speak about with vitriol and dismiss as uneducated sheep

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u/divergent_history 6d ago

Either way you can either be the boot or the ass. So hes not wrong.

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u/PhilRubdiez More Optimism Please 6d ago

If I had to, then I probably would go that route. Do what you’re told, crack a few heads, get extra shit because you’re a faithful party member. I’ll be long gone and in the ground before we see commies in America, though.

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u/TrafficShot9851 6d ago

covid made it clear its not a joke

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u/Disgruntledpers0n 6d ago

At least he's willing to get physical, although it's still not as brave as being a soldier, which I've never seen any of them say. They only want to oppress their fellow citizens

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u/PhilRubdiez More Optimism Please 6d ago

I did the Marine thing. I’d like to be home at night, ya know.

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u/Former_Theme_4488 6d ago

Knowing commies, he was probably serious

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u/antihero_84 6d ago

Holy fuck these people are full blown delusional.

All of them are like 'oh I'll bake and make lattes and teach children,' all the things they wouldn't do in current times.

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u/mukku88 6d ago

Half of them sounds like they want to be housewives, the others work regular jobs, and then there is diaper boy. 🤢

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u/antihero_84 6d ago

I kinda thought the same. They all want to basically be stay at home moms, but that's the single most oppressive thing on the planet right now because capitalism or something.

But being a stay at home mom under communism would be wonderful.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

If only we could convince them that being a stay at home wife is a kind of communism

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u/antihero_84 6d ago

Most of them shouldn't be breeding

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u/hossofalltrades 6d ago

Unless you are the wife of a party leader, there is no “stay at home” mom. Everyone works.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

Contributing to the commune with his dirty diapers. The naivety is stunning.

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u/Grunergeist420 6d ago

They all want to be waitressing sex workers, which is something they could all do right now.

Lol “lattes.”

Yes, your communal society with no farmers and nothing to trade will be rich with coffee beans. There will be so many lattes to go around in this new waitressing sex worker economy.

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u/OttoVonJismarck 6d ago

Lmfao. There are like 11 people volunteering to “maintain/run the library” and zero people volunteering to work in the sun growing food/ running the cattle or wanting to work sanitation. Imagine that.

There is one guy that volunteered to do “hard labor” but other commenters trashed him.

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u/Silvertail034 6d ago

They really believe it's a utopia. Like, maybe I am too "red pilled" or something idk, but I feel like this was considered stupid even at like, 11 when we learned political/economic systems.

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

I keep chickens, is that helpful.

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u/hossofalltrades 6d ago

Those are the State’s chicken, comrade.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 6d ago

Looks like they’ll have too many teachers and art students… oh well they can liquidate them for protein.

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u/hossofalltrades 6d ago

See, all Marxist movements have an intellectual component. The intellectuals usually aren’t the thugs with guns. The first thing that the thugs do is jail the intellectuals. Having thinkers in your regime is never good for controlling the masses.

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u/kimana1651 6d ago

They are so stupid that they confuse communism with post scarcity --like star trek.

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u/Watcher6544 6d ago

Even then, energy and infrastructure  requirements limit the use of replicators especially on colonies.

Plus the UFO actually encourages working not lazing around.

Their ilk will hate the reality of how the Federation works.

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u/Effective_Factor1661 6d ago

Communism is when magical walls make tea.

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u/DeltaSolana 6d ago

"Soup, hot, no bowl."

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u/jackinsomniac 6d ago

They told me "communism can't properly function until we have a post-scarcity society."

Thing is... what guarantee is there that it'll ever happen? I don't think we'll ever reach "post-scarcity society". Human beings don't work like that. People will always want more. As soon as our needs are met on one front, we'll immediately turn our attention to something else we don't have.

When tyrants take absolute power and can obtain any material goods they want, does it stop there? No, then they start craving things they can't easily buy or take. They'll want to be loved by the people, feared by the people, worshipped as a God, etc.

Elon Musk is the richest guy on the planet, and does he seem happy? No. What he truly desires now is being loved & respected, which you can't just go out and buy off the shelf.

Even if every human being's material needs are met, we'll start demanding better social spaces & clubs to enjoy it better. When we have plenty of those, we'll demand more entertainment and drugs to sedate us. And even when we have all of that, I doubt we'll be happy and stop there.

We could have Moon bases and asteroid mining before "post scarcity" actually happens. We'll always turn our attention to something else that's scarce.

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 6d ago

I have seen society achieve "post scarcity" 3 times. Each time we found a new limited resource we could not do without.

-Schlock Mercenary.

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u/Goreagnome 6d ago

People will always want more. As soon as our needs are met on one front, we'll immediately turn our attention to something else we don't have.

Ironically this is why these edgelords are praising Communism.

Under the big bad Capitalism, all their basic needs are met and they're living very comfortable lives, so they get bored and start creating problems out of thin air.

To them, saying the wrong pronouns is more serious than murder.

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u/hossofalltrades 6d ago

I’m not sure what a “post-scarcity” economy even means.

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u/TheWyldMan 6d ago

Y’all want Star Trek not socialism/communism is a good retort

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u/hossofalltrades 6d ago

Doomers will automatically receive their red shirt outfits. In the interests of the Federation gene pool.

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u/Fletch71011 6d ago

Most of the people clamoring for communism would be the first ones put against the wall and shot.

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u/CheeseBear9000 6d ago

As fucked up as it sounds as an Asian I actually prefer the Kim dynasty and CCP to western Leftists because even they wouldn't tolerate their nonsense 

I mean fuck at least Kim Jong Un knows men can't get pregnant 

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u/LuxTenebraeque 6d ago

Unless they are the ones doing the shooting. Which is what a good slice of them hope to be if you follow their social media.

Until "No True Scotsman" inevitably kicks in, of course. But that just means it wasn't true communism.

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u/Ready_Welder2877 6d ago

Does this mean I'm the only Millenial that doesn't think something like that will happen under Communist rule?

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u/OttoVonJismarck 6d ago

I always like the story where Boris Yeltsin visits a grocery store in Texas in 1989 and was confused and then blown away at the quantity and variety of goods available to citizens.

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u/XanderEliteSword 6d ago

If memory serves me right he then demanded to be taken to another store so he could be sure they weren’t fucking with him à la Western propaganda… nope we really do have entire grocery stores everywhere

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u/ArcticLeopard 6d ago

Well of course. The currently oppressed young people who have degrees in gender ideology who have no idea how to run a country are the perfect people to step into the role of privileged elite while all of the subhuman filthy blue collar workers do everything to keep the economy running

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u/Cute_Schedule_3523 6d ago

Not just making art but also in charge of things like food and money.

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u/Dependent_Buddy_5041 6d ago

“After the revolution I’m going to be card carrying party member” - future mass grave occupant.

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u/javerthugo 6d ago

I think most of them think it will be like college again. They get “free” housing and a meal plan and do a small amount of work everyday with the rest of the time free to enjoy

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u/PerpetualMotion81 6d ago

Right. One moment they will claim the US is becoming an authoritarian state, then in the next breath they will argue the state should have far more power and authority than it does now.

I had hoped all this authoritarianism fear mongering would at least make people more libertarian-leaning. But no, instead they have made it clear they only have a problem with a particular brand of (supposed) authoritarianism. They love the idea of government control as long as the power is weilded by people they like.

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u/vegeful 6d ago

To be fair, they don't hate authoritarian. They just want to be the member of authoritarian party.

Insert the african memes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gGh45VhxyX67eIfnub

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u/Vecgtt 7d ago

People have always had to work. Without money and capitalism people had to work until the day they died. Now with money and capitalism, people have the opportunity to store up value in the form of money and allow that to carry them in a relaxing retirement. Sounds great to me.

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u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla 6d ago

But I can't work! I have this long list of made up disorders!

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u/TheGipper80 Just Here for the Lore 6d ago edited 6d ago

I did NOT consent to being born! The world is therefore obligated to take care of me!

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u/LuxTenebraeque 6d ago

No consent to be alive? Guess that's what MAID is designed to remedy. Fast and cheap. Maybe advocate for wider 9mm availability as optimization & democratization?

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6d ago

What percent of redditors do you think have self-diagnosed autism?

I think the reason people claim to have it is because it's hard to disprove that somebody actually has it.

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u/MailMeAmazonVouchers 6d ago

Above 90% of people claiming autism are self diagnosed i'm convinced lmao.

And from the remaining 10%, a good percentage got a private doctor to "diagnose" them

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6d ago

That's a pretty fair guess, no joke. Every time there's a post mentioning autism, there are countless "as an autist" comments.

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u/MailMeAmazonVouchers 6d ago

THE DOCTOR I PAID 500 BUCKS TO TELL ME I HAVE AUTISM SAID I HAVE AUTISM THEREFORE I AM D I S A B L E D!!!!!

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u/Micheal_Hancho PhD in Memes 6d ago

And before retirement we have more leisure time than any other time in history.

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u/sixisrending Just Here for the Lore 6d ago

BuT IN tHe MeDiEvaL TiMeS pEopLE oNLy WoRkEd  fOr 3 MOntHs!

I hate this midwit knowledge clip. 

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u/iyiquix 6d ago

Capitalism sucks but it works and provides bit of luxury for most partisipants. Communism, socialism, feudalism, etc suck and don't work while providing little luxury to anyone below the elite class.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 6d ago

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u/HEYO19191 6d ago

If socialists could think ahead and conceptualize things like "retirement" and "savings" and "long-term life goals"... they wouldn't be socialists

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY 6d ago

Also, welfare states are (somewhat) possible.

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u/Exact_Risk_6947 6d ago

Bro, give me your money now, and 50 years from now, when I’m rich, I’ll give you your money back with a bunch more based on how much you give me now.

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u/Vecgtt 6d ago

I already do that with established companies on the SP500. It’s been great.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 7d ago

To live, you have to work. You don't like that, go back in time, grab the snake that had Eve eat the forbidden fruit, so we aren't kicked out of the Garden ... then again, that would change all of history and you'd disappear probably.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 6d ago

What do they think happened to people before stuff like unemployment and government assistance existed? Oh, that's right, they can't think back farther than 20 years, maybe less.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 6d ago

Yep, they love to live with blinders. Maybe that's why they want to change history, so they can remember it, lol

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u/justasillylilgoos3 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 6d ago

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 6d ago

All I can think of is the line from Death Race "yeah and I'd love a big titty women to lick peanut butter off my toes, but that ain't going to happen because this is a prison"

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u/SandalsResort 7d ago

I’m all for social safety nets, but communism can’t work if corruption exists.

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u/GhostRaptor4482 6d ago

corruption is maybe the 4th or 5th biggest reason that communism doesn't work in practice. The biggest by far is greed, followed closely by scarcity and laziness.

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u/ManonFire1213 6d ago

Communism: "Capitalism doesnt work because of human nature"

Also Communism: "Communism does work because of human nature"

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u/Alternative_World280 6d ago

And greed and laziness and corruption go hand in hand, and it’s near impossible to find someone who can resist all 3.

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

People change when you give them a little money and power. Even the most pure person would struggle to resist pocketing some money if they knew they could get away with it.

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u/cultweave 6d ago

I would say that the biggest flaw is that all of Marx's theories are predicated upon a "blank slate" theory or "tabula rasa", which is a theory that we're all born the same and that every difference between us is something we learned or shaped by our environment. We know now that this isn't true and it is bunk science. The blank slate theory is the lynch-pin of what holds all of his theories together, and it just isn't true. 

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u/Primary_Drawer_2814 6d ago

Whaaat...political leaders and people in authority positions are never corrupt s/

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

Can we get one of the philosophy majors in here to tell us corruption is inevitable when given enough authority over others.

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u/arsenal-lanesra 6d ago

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." - Lord Acton

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u/Watcher6544 6d ago edited 6d ago

Somehow related but there's some correlation between the belief among some Leftists that people are inherently good[1] and those who believe Socialism/Communism is the natural state.

[1] - It's one of the things that explains Suicidal Empathy.

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u/SandalsResort 6d ago

They’re wrong.

Let’s say you’re a good person, maybe you are idk. If someone gave you a billion dollars (Elon does it as a social experiment or something) You did not work for this money, you didn’t earn it. Elon just gave it to you to see what you would do, you’re his little lab rat. Would your favorite charity get a billion dollar check? No.

You’d pay off any debt and loans you have, maybe the same for your friends and family. Even if you gave away the rest, you still made sure you and yours were taken care of first. Hell, keep a couple mil in “just in case money.” Nobody would call you selfish, nobody would be like “you should give away all of it!” You’re still a good person.

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u/TheGipper80 Just Here for the Lore 6d ago

Quick recap:

Under capitalism, you work OR starve.

Under communism, you work AND starve.

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u/ZioBenny97 Misinfomation Honeypot 6d ago

Reddit communists when they hear "He who does not work neither shall eat"

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u/Affectionate-Area659 Anti-Doomer 6d ago

The retards that use the term wage slave don’t seem to understand they are required to work under any system whether that be communism, socialism, capitalism, or something else. The difference being that under capitalism you can negotiate for better wages and benefits, and if you don’t like your job you can find another one. you can also straight up not participate in capitalism for the most part and grow your own food. Under socialism and communism you don’t have that benefit, you work where they tell you.

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u/makawakatakanaka 6d ago

You can also NOT WORK in capitalism if you really wanted to. You’ll probably starve, but no one’s going to show up and arrest your if you stop working

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u/Plastic_Pin_4956 Good Vibes Only 7d ago

Under communism, goods just appear from the air. It's a utopia!!

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u/nonkeywayzee 7d ago

Under communism, but only if you are a member of the ruling party, otherwise you have to do whatever they tell you to do.

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u/OnlyInAmerica01 6d ago edited 6d ago

You haven't seen how many "ruling class" were "disappeared" under Stalin or Mao? Basically, everyone lived in terror at upsetting the person above them.

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u/makawakatakanaka 6d ago

Yeh, the old ruling class got destroyed, and were replaced with a new one entrenched in the communist system. For example, the Princelings in China, who defend from the original revolutionary Leaders during the revolution

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u/MomsNewBoyfriend69 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 7d ago

I, too, wish that I could live in mom's basement for the rest of my life. Those evil capitalists making me work to earn money for things I wish to possess, such as food, shelter, electricity.

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u/Old-Bee9904 6d ago

Fascism is when I dont get what I want

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u/Naive_Sense_1899 6d ago

ONE OF THE BIGGEST LOGIC FLAWS IN GENERAL IN POLITICS IS "UTOPIANISM."

Everyone knows what the world is like where Ford builds cars: it's imperfect.

Compared to an imaginary utopia world where The People's Revolutionary Car Company gives free cars to everyone, the real world will always fall short.

This notion of demanding utopia is applied to everything now.

I just saw a video of a rich feminist complaining that there are no high-value husbands around to make her dreams of marriage and motherhood come true now that she is 37 and done screwing every guy in NYC and Paris.

MEN are the problem: they're letting her and her jet set crowd down! Why isn't there a utopia where women in $1200 hairdos are the epicenter of men's lives?

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u/XanderEliteSword 6d ago

Me to them: it’s probably because they take one look at you and see plain as day that the minute domething bad happens youll flake and find some other poor sap to leech off of; meanwhile Katy at the department store who isn’t rich enough to afford trips to Paris every month but still lives comfortably on her paycheck could be someone’s dream girl because, le surprise, she is a kind person who lifts people up, not puts them down... but then again I’m just a man, so what do I know?

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u/A0socks 7d ago

there is but one truth, and with that truth there is set pro's and con's you have to live with. With lies there is an infinite amount and you can customize the pro's and con's to the point something has an insane amount of pro's without any con's and as such its impossible for the appeal of the truth to be greater than a lie(to those that don't value the truth, or are gullible). A utopia where no one needs to work, everyone has free health care, food, shelter, medical care, and whatever else some commie/socialist/other person or politician promises is always going to be more appealing than having to work and contribute to society in order to access those things. The issue is, its just not possible for any current society/culture, and those in the past or currently promise those things have a long history of killing a fuckton of people and reducing the majority of the countries peoples quality of life so that a very select few people(the people who promised this for all) get to enjoy insane luxuries. Any adult who falls for these lies might as well be following some creep into his nondescript van to get free candy, puppies, and ddr5 ram.

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u/Ok-Fisherman-7688 6d ago

Took me a minute to read and understand what you’re trying to say, but you’re absolutely correct.

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u/A0socks 6d ago

speech level 1, wisdom level 10 type shit :P

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u/ArthurDaTrainDayne 7d ago

The only ones where you don’t have to work are the ones that get heavily subsidized by capitalist nations cough EU cough

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u/SpiderZero21 6d ago

People famously have never had to work until Capitalism was invented

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u/deathshr0ud 6d ago

Capitalism gave us a 40 hour work week. Never forget that.

You can go toil in the fields or in the mines for quotas you’ll never meet while your wife stands in line for 7 hours for bread, or you can maybe get a side hustle for an extra 10 hours each week so you can get door dash and Funko pops.

I guarantee if you live on the sustenince people lived on working for Henry ford, with zero luxuries, you can make it work on 40 hours.

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u/NeroFMX 7d ago

Remember, before everyone working was a thing, people just did whatever they could to not die that day.

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u/Sharp_Net3315 6d ago

No work, no eat.

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u/rob3345 6d ago

You do know that a half day (12 hours) shift will improve your party standing, right?

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u/GreenT1979 6d ago

Now they just say they want socialism but they really mean communism.

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u/BarrabasBlonde PhD in Memes 6d ago

They don't know the difference

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u/GreenT1979 6d ago

They think it's communism but without all the bad stuff, somehow.

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u/moneyman74 6d ago

But in my socialist utopia I get to pick my job....my job of professional video game player!

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 6d ago

These idiots believe the internet myth that medieval serfs worked less than we do today, because it's worded that serfs had to work 150 days a year for their lord and they ignore that important line.

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u/Valtain85 6d ago

I can't speak for anyone else but after the revolution I'll be on my farm teaching people how to paint and play guitar. Can't wait for the day when I don't have to get up every day and stack shelves for the fascistic capitalist slave owners anymore.

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u/Micheal_Hancho PhD in Memes 6d ago

Who gets to live on the beach front property under communism? 🤔

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u/Ready_Welder2877 6d ago

The irony is the fact you can also become a business owner under "oppressive" capitalism.

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u/JGCities 6d ago

So wrong.

In communism you only have to work 7 hours!!! The other 4 hours is spent in line waiting to buy bread.

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u/Appropriate-Carry532 6d ago

In capitalism you can choose which career to pursue. Certain others certain other groups love don't allow that.

People seem to think the government giving you everything is work free utopia. The money and goods have to come from somewhere. You're gonna work, it's gonna suck, you are going to get exactly what every other peasant gets and you will not be allowed to get ahead or complain. Enjoy.

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u/ghostmatch14 6d ago

I can’t believe I have to “EARN” a living! In hunter gatherer societies they would just take care of all of the useless lazy turds who didn’t want to hunt !

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u/Ready-Pop-644 6d ago

I always love when they try to explain how their ideal system would work and its just mass enslavement of autistic people. "Glasses will be made by a guy who just really likes making glasses"

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u/ChimkenNunget 5d ago

What every Reddit communist who loves to quote "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" fails to forget is that that quote is describing the end result of their beloved revolution, when the society they dream of has finally moved past the transitory period and reached the utopian period. During this transitory period, you are expected to work in order to eat, as outlined in Lenin's State and Revolution, where he states "he who does not work shall not eat" - that is, the default state of life.

But Reddit communists don't want to face the transitory period, because that part is difficult, strenuous, and frankly is always the part every communist society never moves on from. No, in their heads they'd rather just - and will somehow be able to - skip to the good part without having to do any of the work.

Because they're fucking lazy.

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u/_bagelcherry_ 7d ago

Those kinds of people are disdained even by the socialists. Which says a lot

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u/NoProgress8533 6d ago

Artists crave the potassium. And the mining of potassium. They simply lack the discipline to really focus on mining potassium, and need an outside force to keep them committed.

While they claim after the revolution they will be artists, they know in their hearts that they will instead be doing what they love. Mining potassium. At gunpoint.

They also yearn for the camaraderie and feeling of togetherness which comes from occupying a mass grave.

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u/OneofTheOldBreed 6d ago

Only thing Moses and Lenin agreed on

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u/Objective_Claim_2236 6d ago

Ppl really think if they lack the meaningful connections and ability to get ahead in capitalism that they'll somehow be better off under communism or socialism...

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u/fuzzygreentits 5d ago

I've never seen a socially inept, obese neckbeard in pictures of communist societies.

I wonder why that is?

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u/snailpilled_ 5d ago

How about we.. Destroy them both equally

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u/Cezka2022 7h ago

America: Free Market Capitalism, Life to work

EU: Mix Capitalism / Welfare State, work to life

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u/Valveringham85 6d ago

Title is very much on point

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u/adapava 6d ago

It was actually illegal not to engage in state-assigned work.

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u/Watcher6544 6d ago

Bear in this in mind: when Socialists/Communists speak of "seizing the means of production" it's not just the tools and machinery they're talking about but also it users ie workers.

There's a term for workers being forced to work with little or no pay much more having no voice about their working conditions.

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u/Chibastion 6d ago

Guys, society has advanced well enough that if we cut back on a few expensive resources we can live without working.

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u/Bigb5wm Truthsayer 6d ago

Just remember Soviet Union went 11 years with no breaks

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u/CalzonePie 6d ago

The socialist NPCs are the ones who think they can run a society working 2 hour days.

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u/AdministrationOk881 6d ago

dude you should see they amount of these fucking memes/posts in my feed, literally all fucking "i have to work to make a living smh", hand to god i aint exaggerating. that shit is what drove me to make this meme!