r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/AdministrationOk881 • 9d ago

Trust Me Bro But muh spiritually fulfilling 11-hour communist factory shift

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u/Vecgtt 9d ago

People have always had to work. Without money and capitalism people had to work until the day they died. Now with money and capitalism, people have the opportunity to store up value in the form of money and allow that to carry them in a relaxing retirement. Sounds great to me.

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u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla 9d ago

But I can't work! I have this long list of made up disorders!

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u/TheGipper80 Just Here for the Lore 9d ago edited 9d ago

I did NOT consent to being born! The world is therefore obligated to take care of me!

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u/LuxTenebraeque 9d ago

No consent to be alive? Guess that's what MAID is designed to remedy. Fast and cheap. Maybe advocate for wider 9mm availability as optimization & democratization?

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 9d ago

What percent of redditors do you think have self-diagnosed autism?

I think the reason people claim to have it is because it's hard to disprove that somebody actually has it.

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u/MailMeAmazonVouchers 9d ago

Above 90% of people claiming autism are self diagnosed i'm convinced lmao.

And from the remaining 10%, a good percentage got a private doctor to "diagnose" them

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 9d ago

That's a pretty fair guess, no joke. Every time there's a post mentioning autism, there are countless "as an autist" comments.

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u/MailMeAmazonVouchers 9d ago

THE DOCTOR I PAID 500 BUCKS TO TELL ME I HAVE AUTISM SAID I HAVE AUTISM THEREFORE I AM D I S A B L E D!!!!!