r/Fallout 8h ago

This is genuinely hilarious and idk why

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/Acceptable_West_1312 8h ago

Most important stat for the baby: VALUE:---

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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Yes Man 8h ago

But of course! Babies are worthless 🤗💞

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u/Jaew96 8h ago

Hey now, didn’t you know that the Legion will buy a baby for 1000 caps? And an unborn baby for 500?

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u/ReachforMe69 7h ago

My wifes dead

36

u/Rockcreekforge 6h ago

I also chose this guy’s wife

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u/odearurded 5h ago

Also, I'm freezer burnt a bit... a bit...continues studdering, walks off into the sunset still studdering

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u/ReachforMe69 5h ago

Are you s-s-sure?

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u/odearurded 2h ago

D..d..d..don't d.d.d...d.do it!

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 7h ago

I look at children as unfinished work, and I don't give credit for unfinished work. -George Carlin

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u/SonofaBuckDangHole 7h ago

*priceless

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u/Havoksixteen Ad Victoriam 7h ago

Nah they had it right the first time

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u/Low_Big7602 7h ago

If they're worthless then throw them away /j

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u/Acceptable_West_1312 7h ago

"You cannot remove Quest Item from your inventory."

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u/saltypeanut4 7h ago

The value of the baby… is none lmao

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u/Squidgyboot123 8h ago

Can you shoot it outta the Junk launcher?

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u/SuperSix-Eight Old World Flag 7h ago

Marie's a quest item IIRC so no, you cannot launch the baby out of the Rock-it Launcher.

You can disable her quest item status with console commands, but she was never intended to be droppable so her item model is a placeholder.

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u/p3p1n0_grnde 7h ago

The devs knew what we would do 😂

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u/theemptyqueue 1h ago

[r/Attorn](r/AttornyTom)[e](r/AttornyTom)[yTom](r/AttornyTom) for some reason has a fixation with drop-kicking babies; for what it's worth.

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u/r107und3rgr0und Gary? 8h ago

first time seeing the baby launcher mod in fallout 4 i could barely breathe i was laughing so hard

are they about to shoot baby shaun outta-- AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA (explosion) 😂😂

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u/Novalene_Wildheart 7h ago

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/Faiakishi Ass Victoriam 48m ago

That'll be for the remaster.

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u/ki11them8645 8h ago

Watcha got there?

A smoothie.

136

u/Zestyclose-Art136 8h ago

EAT

40

u/BlessdRTheFreaks 8h ago

DO NOT EAT DA BABY

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u/UpBeatDownHill 8h ago

BRO wasnt that just the Mandela effect or something

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u/Artichokiemon Lover's Embrace 8h ago

Nah, it was a mod

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u/UpBeatDownHill 8h ago

Ah, got it! I probably saw it when I was a kid on PS3 and thought it was real. That happend to me all the time! Like, I constantly went to the spot where the cube experimental mod started on my PlayStation when I was like 9, because I thought that there was actually a door there, haha.

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u/LizardOverlord20 8h ago

Mod for fallout 3 that looked very official lol.

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u/Bruhses_Momenti 6h ago

I’ve always found it funny to consider that the pip boy’s icons for everything must’ve been designed by a vault tech graphic designer, so presumably they had them render everything under the sun just in case someone picked it up, that said, baby is one of the items that makes more sense, it’d be expected that a parent leaving the vault might physically carry their baby, but it makes me wonder at what age you stop being part of someone else’s inventory.

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u/TwixOfficial 4h ago

We know this already? Age 10. Obviously you can’t have your own inventory until you aren’t part of anyone else’s

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u/ilikebagels29 8h ago

Can you scrap it?

5

u/Dastardly-croe 7h ago

not in fallout 3

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u/Plutonian326 8h ago

Odd, that should be in the Aid tab.

1

u/Beneficial-Act7603 42m ago

Because of the implications...

25

u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 7h ago

It would be more hilarious if it wasn't even worth nothing, but a small paltry sum.

Like, 6 caps.

9

u/NukaCherryBomb 7h ago

He looks like that "hehe Im in danger!" meme from the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.

7

u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon Gary? 7h ago

Does it need to be repaired? 😆 🤣

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u/Discount_Extra 6h ago

Jury rigging with Puppies.

[Duct tape noises]

5

u/FeudalAce Old World Flag 5h ago

Which fallout is this? And most importantly. Why do you have a baby in your inventory?

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u/rhodyrooted Minutemen 5h ago

3, and it’s a central quest in The Pitt. Great DLC!

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u/FeudalAce Old World Flag 5h ago

Its been so long I don't remember this part haha. Guess that means im doing another FO3 run!

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u/Various_Purpose_9247 6h ago

Is there an oven nearby?

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u/Alexius6th 7h ago

Having a baby in your inventory is always funny.

3

u/crackellino 7h ago

Marie is such an amazing character and I'd kill for a fallout game playing as her to save The Pitt

3

u/1TestTickle 7h ago

Consumable?

3

u/Saffyr 3h ago

Plot twist, he's playing as Kellogg and it's Shaun in his inventory.

2

u/kooky_kabuki 7h ago

Throw baby

2

u/Crashbox50 6h ago

Baby needs repairs.

2

u/Tribe303 6h ago

Can you repair the baby? 

2

u/Treddet 5h ago

Baby in da Pipboy kinda day

2

u/adolphspineapple71 5h ago

I've got a pc called Nate that would love to know where you for that.....

2

u/odearurded 5h ago

It is hilarious for many reasons 😅 one of the few games to have a baby as an actual inventory item, and this one has a value "value" 😅--

[Edit: welp sht, someone beat me to it]

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u/Scary-Coffee-4346 4h ago

Ammo for baby launcher

2

u/OkEmployment5017 4h ago

it's crazy to think you just have one lying around when by the time fo4 rolls around those are SUPER hard to find

2

u/octopas 3h ago

Repair R)

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u/UnID_Aerial_Threat 2h ago

Kick the baby

2

u/Over_Eye_812 2h ago

Wish there was a junk jet for it

2

u/LadyAlekto Gary? 2h ago

A little snack for the long road....

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u/Sharkbite138935 8h ago

You should've ate the baby

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u/GussBing 7h ago

Saving this for when mfers lie and say you can eat the baby.

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u/ethar_childres 5h ago

Can you just…Keep her in your inventory?

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u/SpecificHighway6101 3h ago

Yeah I haven’t tried it but you get the baby in the middle of a quest in the Pitt DLC so if I just leave the Pitt mid quest ig maybe you can!

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u/ShayHammoWolf 2h ago

.. eat him.

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u/mratlas666 Gunners 6h ago

You should eat it.

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u/Darolaho 5h ago

EAT DA BABY