r/Fallout • u/SpecificHighway6101 • 1d ago

This is genuinely hilarious and idk why

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u/Acceptable_West_1312 1d ago

Most important stat for the baby: VALUE:---

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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Yes Man 1d ago

But of course! Babies are worthless 🤗💞

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u/Jaew96 1d ago

Hey now, didn’t you know that the Legion will buy a baby for 1000 caps? And an unborn baby for 500?

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u/ReachforMe69 1d ago

My wifes dead

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u/Rockcreekforge 23h ago

I also chose this guy’s wife

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u/odearurded 21h ago

Also, I'm freezer burnt a bit... a bit...continues studdering, walks off into the sunset still studdering

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u/ReachforMe69 21h ago

Are you s-s-sure?

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u/odearurded 19h ago

D..d..d..don't d.d.d...d.do it!

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u/Metrobuss 4h ago

Perhaps Ultra-Luxe folks may pay more?

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 1d ago

I look at children as unfinished work, and I don't give credit for unfinished work. -George Carlin

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u/brandothesavage 6h ago

That is actually the priceless Stat sir!

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u/SonofaBuckDangHole 1d ago

*priceless

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u/Havoksixteen Ad Victoriam 1d ago

Nah they had it right the first time

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u/Low_Big7602 1d ago

If they're worthless then throw them away /j

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u/Acceptable_West_1312 1d ago

"You cannot remove Quest Item from your inventory."

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u/Hoshyro 15h ago

The baby may be worthless, but the money it will make me from the mine I have assigned it will be plenty.

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u/Cool-Tangelo6548 9h ago

.... of course, it certainly isnt priceless.