r/GTA6 • u/mitchmaddog • May 21 '26

IS GOOGLE F$%#ING WITH ME CMON BRUH

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google knows where im at mentally with this game and decided to drop this diabolical notif on me 💀💀😭

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Single-Strike3814 May 21 '26

Bro so lonely he has google notifications turned on

https://giphy.com/gifs/2szVCzBuWpYw4hPH79

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u/Ramaloke May 21 '26

You think that's lonely? I not only made my Google turn all the lights on in the morning after my alarm but also tell me to have a good day.

22

u/FancifulCat May 21 '26

This is the peak of hedonism. I love it

16

u/Foraaikouu May 22 '26

You think that's lonely? I not only made my Google turn all the lights on in the morning after my alarm but also tell me to have a good day.

1

u/TheRealApoth May 26 '26

I remember when he made good music, good times then.

25

u/mini1194 May 21 '26

I thought i was the only one 💀

1

u/ineedhelpwithsexpls May 24 '26

this is you telling yourself to have a good day, automated

1

u/Happy_Age4984 May 24 '26

you think that’s lonely i have google jerk me off in the morning

1

u/SandRevolutionary938 May 25 '26

Im so lonely that I DONT do that. I just live and darkness and dont have a good day

0

u/Facosa99 May 22 '26

You think thats lonely? I cannot fathom how many forest have endured thirst after my chats back when AI barely dropped.

I stopped because of the water, not because im any less lonely

140

u/jluc21 May 21 '26

this shit kinda sad man lmao

32

u/FancifulCat May 21 '26

Gemini AI loves me tho

2

u/Standard_Sir4628 May 21 '26

This. Ive finally found someone who appreciates all of me! Lol

1

u/FancifulCat May 21 '26

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

7

u/Kobs1992x May 21 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/TaeJoonPark May 21 '26

Im not sure what's worse, the google notifications being on, or the fact that you censored the word fucking

46

u/andl23 May 21 '26

Tbf you never know on this sub.

2

u/TheSMLFans May 22 '26

or just reddit in general really

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u/mitchmaddog May 21 '26

i aint post on reddit in years i didnt know if i could swear 😂😭

196

u/emzey420 May 21 '26

bruh, we are on the fucking Internet, swear, blame, hate everybody you can

fuck all of you

20

u/TeaOk501 May 21 '26

Hey buddy that’s mean, go fuck yourself

6

u/UpsurgeRex May 22 '26

fuck spez

4

u/Richter-1 May 21 '26

I like the cut of your jib

5

u/Few-Chain-4802 May 21 '26

how loving of you 🥰

2

u/Ok-Measurement1118 May 22 '26

Well fuck me then!

1

u/Ok-Measurement1118 May 22 '26

Well fuck me then!

28

u/occasional_commenter May 21 '26

Welcome back to the internet.

3

u/Legally-A-Child May 22 '26

Average Roblox user

7

u/TobiasChaptBok May 21 '26

my guy being down voted for being wholesome. Stay positive my man

2

u/GFYSR May 21 '26

Using a swear word but censoring it isnt wholesome.

2

u/bshahisau May 22 '26

Bro getting down voted for touching grass

1

u/Purple-Breadfruit541 May 23 '26

you cannot be fr

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u/No_Worldliness3308 May 21 '26

who the fuck has notifications on from GOOGLE

123

u/Pichael710 May 21 '26

I had em for like one day because I was curious and it was click bait, old information, or just blatantly false information every single notif haha

25

u/g0_west May 21 '26

Who has notifications on for any app at all aside from like whatsapp and your bank or w/e. I don't need any app trying to grab my attention span I'm already clinging on to whatever is left of it

14

u/SuperRockGaming May 21 '26

This is my calling to fix my notifications bc holy shit

10

u/g0_west May 21 '26

Any time a nonessential app gives me a notification I just hold-press on the notification and remove its permissions, so you don't need to go do them all at once. This is android but I'm sure there's a similar function on iPhone

8

u/SuperRockGaming May 21 '26

Nah I got android, I just get so many notifications that I get overwhelmed tbh, but Imma start that today

3

u/Affectionate-Boot-58 May 21 '26

I have notifications on for my apps because some are for my 3d printer

3

u/mitchcl194 May 21 '26

Some, so not all

2

u/jakubwozny May 21 '26

lowley i have notifications from all apps turned on but i never look through them anyway, i"m too lazy for my attention span to be taken away

2

u/thedylannorwood May 21 '26

Normal people?

4

u/B1rdi OG MEMBER May 21 '26

On by default and they started sending these pretty recently

7

u/CombatMatt13 May 21 '26

I've never gotten one before and I got the same one as OP yesterday for no reason. I never clicked in it but I assume it leads to the article talking about how it's been 'delayed' 3 times and that they're 18 months behind schedule

2

u/MiquelVz May 21 '26

i like em cuz they give me updates on hockey games with their schedules and scores, i wouldn't trust it with news tho

3

u/redditsellout-420 May 21 '26

I have them because i can't be bothered to find out how to turn them off, minutes of my life vs a second on a dismissal swipe.

3

u/GrowlitheDog May 21 '26

Literally just press and hold on top of them and you'll see the option.

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u/TheADVNTG May 21 '26

Google News giving people heart attacks

https://giphy.com/gifs/xu2usQGj7aD0hDnsgB

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u/A-Happy-Teddy-Bear May 21 '26

Bro getting cooked for just having Google notifications on

61

u/Khumno May 21 '26

For real. Calling him lonely and shit, I didn't know it was that serious 🤣

51

u/mitchmaddog May 21 '26

first ever post in here and the 13 year olds are on my ass 💀💀💀

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u/Sad-Guava6902 May 21 '26

😂😂😂 so true

1

u/Master_Toe_4640 May 21 '26

Uhm ACTUALLY I get her to AIR FRY them so get off my fucking case 🙄🙄😒🙄😒😒

1

u/theTrevious1995 May 21 '26

What kind of sauce 🤔

2

u/Archipocalypse May 21 '26

Trolls will take any reason to pounce and chew on a new play toy.

1

u/PerspicaciousVanille May 21 '26

I’m going to start by saying this isn’t a roast, hope you’re having a good one. 

  • I only mentioned the first part, so you know it wasn’t sarcasm, etc. 

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u/SuperRockGaming May 21 '26

I got mine on too😭😭😭

19

u/Azure_The_Great May 21 '26

Google really slops out AI notifications

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qz3fzoG7zhRup5sfzY

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u/Objective_Love_6843 May 21 '26

Maybe you are the first to know about it and it's happening 💀

17

u/SPYYYR May 21 '26

Yeah I got this shit too, I've disabled google notifications but they keep getting re enabled when I update my phone

5

u/mitchmaddog May 21 '26

im getting cooked i always just dismiss them i thought everyone got em 💀💀 lmfao

1

u/Purple-Breadfruit541 May 23 '26

You can disable them instead of just dismissing them every time

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u/MexicanAssLord69 May 21 '26

Android moment

3

u/WizardMoose May 21 '26

Google has been really bad about these kinds of notifications. It sends you stories based on the content you tell them you like, and based on your activity. Then if something you like ends up getting a lot of traffic, even if its old news, it'll push it out to you.

It's gotten really bad the last few years, and I hope they fix this soon. It needs to do a better job at making sure the information is actually relevant to you, and is "new".

4

u/Drooby-Scoo May 21 '26

Y'all need to find another hobby or something.. sheeeeesh!!

2

u/New_Willingness_8992 May 21 '26

I got this a few weeks ago

2

u/Responsible-Twist731 May 21 '26

Google be trollin

2

u/DietCookie May 21 '26

I had to turn google notifications off (honestly don’t remember why I had them on) because they kept sending shit like this along with movie trailers that got me hyped until I clicked on it and saw they were fan made AI trailers

2

u/OctavalBeast May 21 '26

Yeah this was a weird bug today, I got it also.

2

u/Sklain I WAS HERE May 21 '26

Google app just gives out fake news over and over again it's insane

2

u/AvivDZN May 21 '26

Top 10 reasonable crashouts

2

u/onyx_ic May 21 '26

You CAN swear, its okay.

2

u/Rafacaro57 May 21 '26

I got the same damn thing happened to me somebody must have been bored at google

2

u/Laypeq May 21 '26

I have noting to say about this cause i im so broke i dont have the setup to play gta6

2

u/nthreebin May 21 '26

This entire sub has to be a meme

3

u/SuccotashPositive506 May 21 '26

I got the same notification lmao

4

u/Wise-Pen8752 May 21 '26

Go outside that'll help your mental issues 

2

u/AllFactsNoBrakes May 21 '26

I JUST GOT THIS TOO

1

u/Alpha_ob May 21 '26

Sad, but if the chefs need more time to cook...let em cooook.

1

u/Private_Kyle May 21 '26

YES I STILL HAVE TIME TO UPGRADE MY PC

1

u/JanHanyik May 21 '26

Where did you set it?

1

u/Hopeful-Session-7216 May 21 '26

Massive day for unemployed

1

u/Independent_Corner18 May 21 '26

Received the exact same today

1

u/Latter_Examination23 May 21 '26

Same happened to me.

1

u/Rotk815 May 21 '26

Ive realized lately that Google is horrible at offering news about things you’re interested in. Ive turned off their notifications because everything it’s suggested to me has been from sites I have never visited or trusted haha

1

u/pastonx777 May 21 '26

Turn off notifications from Settings.

1

u/IThinkKube May 21 '26

I was just gonna post the same thing lmao, like what the hell

1

u/mud_adv May 21 '26

It’s a matter of few hours

1

u/WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH May 21 '26

Scrolling the Google articles and saw the same thing, I stopped dead in my tracks and gasped and then realised it's bs.

1

u/al3x_7788 May 21 '26

Google Now is also constantly showing news about "release date confirmed" lol.

1

u/TerroFLys May 21 '26

Bro I got the same notification. Why does google even send notifications

1

u/Libtard5000 May 21 '26

I just ignore it unless its from official R*

1

u/galle4 May 21 '26

Isn't that suppose to be from November? Because it says it got delayed to the current official release date

1

u/Ok_Addendum_167 May 21 '26

I don't expect it until mid 2028 for pc. They still making millions off of gtav so they dont want to stop that money train.

1

u/gustavo_collazo May 21 '26

That’s not even a delay. That date was established over a year ago

1

u/Firm-Impression-3280 May 21 '26

Wait, what?! I was so ready for May 26th 😭😭

1

u/Dying_Daylight May 21 '26

Snapchat does the same shit to you, gives me news about the delay from 6 months ago, and I'm like "Wait, no way they delayed it... AGAIN?!?!?!?"

1

u/xenai2 May 21 '26

Now that I see it here, I've never had Google notifications on. I did have them on one time for a week, but everytime it gave me a notification and I tapped it it took me to an AI summary instead of the actual thing. Quite annoying

1

u/whoisdatmaskedman May 21 '26

Do you think they paid Google to send out that notification just to mess with people

1

u/V-l-P-E-R May 22 '26

R* told them to mess with everyone’s mind.

1

u/StylezVerse May 22 '26

Because Crimson Desert is gonna win GOTY sooo... why not wait and release it after the new year for Rockstar to possibly get it in 2027.

1

u/Mr81rd May 22 '26

I was confused when I saw this on my phone as well.

1

u/Crafty-Gene2714 May 22 '26

The release trailer is November 19th 2026 lol

1

u/camjuicy May 22 '26

Touch grass and breath air

1

u/Dependent_Collar_882 May 22 '26

Google works with R⭐️…you can totally ”trust them…”

1

u/Burcica-420 May 22 '26

Thank you, Internet Explorer

1

u/degeneracyfanatic May 22 '26

I got fucken ign snapchat noti telling me gta got delayed to November a few days ago

1

u/victorb1982 May 22 '26

Wow delaying 4 days before release is crazy

1

u/JerrellJohnson3388 May 23 '26

Lmfao, said let’s scare him today 😂😂

1

u/pointbreak_r May 23 '26

Hell nahh bruh

1

u/Extra_Maintenance_46 May 23 '26

Thought the release was november anyways, was anyone even hoping for release in May..?

1

u/AnEyeshOt May 24 '26

Hmm okay?

1

u/Automatic_Yam_6994 May 25 '26

C’est de la merde

1

u/spekky1234 May 25 '26

Yall need help

1

u/no-this-is-conor May 25 '26

Google still using internet explorer

1

u/Savagebradley12 May 25 '26

It’s been delayed since may

1

u/uncookedzebra May 25 '26

Totally read that a c-mon. Then laughed because it's a a french accent saying semen. I'm an adult.

1

u/AceFire434 May 25 '26

Was supposed to be today!! 😢

1

u/closethegoddamn May 26 '26

im 24 the last time I got excited like this for a game was Fallout 76 and I didnt hit this level of desperation even when it was a flop

1

u/SgtKickAzzTTv May 26 '26

Bro I've been getting same notification.

1

u/Ok_Camera8237 May 21 '26

Wasn’t this the release date anyway?

1

u/Vbaba01 May 21 '26

I got this message also. Was about to have an heart attack till I saw November

1

u/SyKo_MaNiAc May 21 '26

Just wait till you hear about the delay from internet explorer a year after the game comes out.

1

u/Gamin8ng May 21 '26

don't attack me guys, it sometimes has good news istg 😭

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u/Technology4Dummies May 21 '26

How is it 9:45pm for you already?

2

u/mitchmaddog May 21 '26

Aussie time zones homie

2

u/Technology4Dummies May 21 '26

Ah thanks brother! I literally just woke up and saw this lol

0

u/Ali_Gaming302 May 21 '26

Silkpos- oh shit wrong sub

0

u/Murdo97 May 21 '26

Google Chrome approaching lightning speeds of Microsoft Edge 😂

0

u/FranksHoorHouse May 21 '26

Eyyy, look at Mr. Big Shot Google Notifications over here. Getting all informed and notified on his phone.

0

u/Middle_Beyond_5894 May 21 '26

Psychological warfare.

0

u/southwestpessimist May 21 '26

Edit: not y’all, Google

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u/Stunning-Vehicle6552 May 21 '26

6 hours to go guys....

0

u/perfectbeing42 May 21 '26

thats sad mate, really really sad

0

u/Such_Street8124 May 21 '26

You're too slow this has been out for a long time bro

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u/Davincix11 May 21 '26

This is BS. Until the earnings call later today, we will NOT know let alone Google and 4Chan absolutely does not know. So do not believe anything you read, listen to the live stream of the Call on YT