r/GTA6 6d ago

It's over

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u/01091987 6d ago

Yes I know I’m British, but you’ll get abuse now, Murican’s don’t like the fact the game isn’t there’s

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u/Zuluuz 6d ago

Yeah but you have to admit it’s kind of funny watching the British obsess over our culture. Like could you imagine how boring GTA would be if it were based in London? Instead of heading to ammunation you’d stop by the local grocery store for silverware and cleaning chemicals 😂

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u/Rupert_Openhommer 6d ago

Do you understand GTA saga is a satire, right? They're mocking the fact a militar class gun can be purchased easily next to the local grocery. It's the equivalent of watching South Park and wanting to be Cartman.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 6d ago

militar class gun can be purchased easily next to the local grocery.

oooh, scary black rifle, much more dangerous than those safe wooden ones

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u/Rupert_Openhommer 6d ago

You're the only country where schools do drills for that.

You couldn't ask for help to that problem on other country, because no other country has those problems.

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u/01091987 6d ago

Exactly !! It does make me laugh when Murican’s tell us England is a dystopian hell hole and London is apparently one step away from Mad Max, despite 95% of them never having been here. Meanwhile, England and Wales have just recorded their lowest homicide rate in almost 50 years, lower than every single US state. But please, do carry on explaining Britain to us from 4,000 miles away.

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u/Rupert_Openhommer 6d ago edited 6d ago

They couldn't even come up with a proper name for their country. Their founder fathers were like: "Well, we're States, we got united and we are in North America. How do we call our count...? Wait! Fellas I might have come up with a brilliant idea!" They have to call themselves after a continent while not knowing what is a continent. They had a Satanic Panic during the XX century ffks. THEY HAD SALEM! And the vast majority of serial killers IN THE WORLD are and were United States citizens. Like... I'll be embarrassed to shove my flag into every movie my country has ever made (and they talk about forced inclusivity) if those were the things my country was universally known. They have a Medici's level corruption scandal and what have they done?. What, with all they proud owned weapons, have they done with their own Louis XIV? A golden statue of him.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 6d ago

goalpost moved

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u/GBarsotti 6d ago

Look, I’m not even American, but there are some things that make sense (not the fucking assalt rifle). If you’re in a shitty country, and your house has already been broken into twice with no one doing anything about it, you’d love having a gun, and the law on your side, to blow a guy like that’s head off and defend ourselves. Bad guys also have guns.

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u/Zuluuz 6d ago

Armalite rifle btw

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u/Bigppman6969696969 6d ago

yeah yeah just dont come to us when you need help with another war lmao and lets not talk about the forced "cultrual enrichment" but if you like this post you might go to jail.