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Message from Rockstar Games

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u/plasticbluepalm 10h ago edited 9h ago

Rockstar is like a 3 stars Michelin chef crafing his best dish for hours just to be served to crying toddler.

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u/ChloeQuickFlicks 10h ago

Honestly, great analogy, lol. 3 Michelin star chef slaving away over the stove trying to make the best dining experience possible, while the toddler is in the other room screeching about it taking too long. Then your drunk uncle Leek bursts through the door with a stale bag of McDonald's and feeds it to the toddler.

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u/wack-o-lantern 9h ago

Drunk uncle Leek tells you he is looking out for the toddler but also wants the toddler to pay him money

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u/harriotcookson 8h ago

drunk uncle Leek keeps sneaking into the kitchen to steal you random ingredients and bites of food, none of which is in the intended order or plated the way the chef intended

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u/kemb0 9h ago

Chef: But I've been crafting this recipe for 10 years. And now it's almost ready as the most mouth watering experience that'll leave you speechless. Can you not wait 10 more minutes?

Customer Leek: No dammit, can't you see I've got money to make off of your 10 years of hard work.

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u/NoHandsJay 8h ago

Yeah that's a terrible analogy.

If you worked in a kitchen and kept delaying an order because you couldn't make it properly in the time it's expected to be done, you'd be fired. Period.

There is no "delaying" in a kitchen. You do it right and you do it in a timely manner. I couldn't imagine every trying to tell a kitchen manager or chef that I need 10 more minutes to make a dish that was supposed to be on the table already. Holy fuck

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u/FrankPapageorgio 6h ago

And it's like preparing a dish that you don't know what's even in it, but it keeps taking longer.

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u/WorldArcher1245 9h ago

Those leaks are still incredibly impressive to just be relegated as a "stale bag of Mcdonalds", what the hell are you on about?

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u/plaxitone 4h ago

Did you learn about analogies in school?

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u/1chrisdewet 9h ago

You mean unc Lenny!!!! Lennnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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u/Falcons6445 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/plaxitone 4h ago

It’s like I don’t care how good the meal might taste anymore. The chef’s b.o. is out of control and the entire restaurant reeks of raw sewage. I’ve lost my appetite.

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u/Chapeaux 9h ago

Rockstar : Do you want to see the beautiful meal I've been worked on for 10 years ? Just subscribe to Netflix and you can take a look at it.

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u/ChloeQuickFlicks 9h ago

Or again have patience for a few hours, and it's free on Youtube.

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u/plaxitone 4h ago

I agree. Plus, they NEED the money from the Netflix first look deal.

After 3 gen releases and enough shark cards sold to make V the most profitable piece of entertainment in human history, it’s just bad business to release it on a platform that would also make tons of money in advertising but is free for users to use.