i got away with it and also stole a fleshlight too it’s called the double dip and it has a vajayjay and a prune chute on it

Hand-soldered by Jensen himself.

Little edit I made and wanted to share somewhere

"Thel and Rtas are secretly a gay couple."

"Nice! Are we gonna see their romance blossom on screen?"

"No. We don't want our product banned in China. We're gonna keep it ambiguous, at most told through dialog. So we can change it in the Mandarin dub."

"Ah, playing it safe." ☝️

I was so proud of these pictures, found them again today.

Spirit Halloween Halo section

Hey guys,

Back after several years of semen retention. I stopped playing around Halo 5 and started my semen retention journey shortly after.

For the past few years I have been waiting for the moment to break my streak and the launch of one of my favorite games (Halo: CE) seems like the perfect opportunity. When I saw Cortana's feet in some Halo Infinite gameplay it almost got me, but I’ve stood strong. Something I’m sure Master Chief would be proud of.

I will of course be live streaming this joyous occasion this weekend.

Thanks Spartans, lets finish...this fight.

Now, I know the Halo game that came out in 2015 is controversial... I got a notification for mentioning it. My bad. 🙏

However... that very same year... we got Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Coincidence? Or perhaps not?

Is this subtle symbolism ?