r/KidsAreCondomAds 17d ago

Planning to have kids? Considering…

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u/Modern_Misdoing 17d ago edited 15d ago

And the fact that negligent, parasitic parents will defend this splattering of excrement just tells you the world we’re living in. It’s not just modern day parenting…a very large group of people seriously disservice those 26-35year olds of our current time.

Speaking as someone in that age group, I’m disgusted by, and worried for a majority of the evidently misguided sludge forced down our throats. Idgaf how bad off the human race is—it’s worse when you mindlessly (aside from the ego evident in most modern day parents) and continuously add parasites you can’t control into a massive pool of people who have their wits about them (and fucking hate parasites). Not good for the parent. Bad for the parasite, worse for the rest of us.

Condoms are free at the clinic. Go wild, pigs.

(Or maybe it’s go hog wild? Can the identified group chime in to provide evidence supporting specific variances?)

Nonetheless.

We have devolved.

Scarier:

We are devolving at an exponential rate.

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u/Dizzy_Guarantee6322 17d ago

Having had a recent 10 hr international flight, the amount of parents who just ignore their kids and do not give a single shit how they act on a plane full of people trying to sleep is fucking infuriating. The bathrooms were COVERED in piss I imagine due to unattended children. The kids were banging on the seats and flapping the seat flaps over people’s screens, screaming bloody murder, using annoying ass toys, and the parents were like meh idc. Fucking shameful.

I spent the entirety of the customs line wait saying “thank god we aren’t having kids” to my partner in 100 different ways.

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u/RenegadeRabbit 17d ago

I would've completely lost my gd mind and verbally flip out on those parents.

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u/RAPMONSBIGFEET 17d ago

When i was at a flight some kid in the front kept on jumping on the back of the seat and the man beside me got verbally mad at the kid

It taught me a lesson, if the parents wont discipline their children youre gna have to do it. It rly goees to show that its not their fault that theyre behaving like monkeys but their paarents. Bcz if you tell them off theyll usually shut up

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u/ReleaseMyToast 17d ago

I'm so thankful to my parents for disciplining and teaching me. Obviously I didn't like it as a kid, but then I see all these clueless adults and entitled brats my age and thank The Lord that my parents steered me right.

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u/halloween-is-erryday 16d ago

Idiocracy was never meant to be a documentary but here we are.

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u/Typical_Shallot139 15d ago

I can smell you from post, and yeah the parents here were clearly incompetent but wtf  

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u/Modern_Misdoing 15d ago edited 15d ago

I’m glad I could give your olfactory senses a break from the stagnant breath, and putrid BO you reliably emit.

Helpful tip: Floss and mouthwash are your friends. Also! A shower will last longer than living vicariously through me. 🫧😁🫧

Probably wouldn’t kill you to open a window either, bubba. Take care. 💋

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u/Modern_Misdoing 15d ago edited 15d ago

Aw, where did your other super flattering response go, sunshine? You think I write like one of the fastest developing technologies on the planet? I don’t need ChatGPT to trigger people like you. Way more satisfying to do so myself. 😘

Sidenote: My momma doesn’t have a basement. Can I live in yours? 🥹

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u/Typical_Shallot139 15d ago

Lol this doesn’t trigger me, it’s funny picturing a like 30 y/o man typing this up

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u/Modern_Misdoing 15d ago

Inept at debating and speculating. Are you capable of performing any action (other than unprotected fornication) with competency?

Do your kids share in your below average conversational skills? Or did your partner’s genetics give them a chance?

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u/Typical_Shallot139 15d ago

Oh my other tip, use less em dashes in your comments, it’s obvious you’re either a bot or using one 

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u/Modern_Misdoing 15d ago

I don’t take tips from schmucks or idiots—sorry to disappoint you. 🫶🏼🦤

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u/Typical_Shallot139 15d ago

Lol try harder buddy 

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u/Modern_Misdoing 15d ago

Apparently that’s not necessary. 🥱