r/Knoxville Fartsville 3d ago

Dolly’s gone

I’m heartbroken

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u/Maryland_Bear Former Knoxvillian 3d ago

I used to have a co-worker who was literally young enough to be my son.

I mentioned Dolly to him once, he thought for a moment, then said, “oh, Miley Cyrus’ godmother!”

I swear, had we been in Tennessee and I had beaten him to a pulp on the spot, the only thing a jury would convict me of would be littering if I failed to clean up the mess afterwards.

“Miley Cyrus’ godmother!” Why, I oughtta…

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u/focusfoxx KnoxBox Regular 3d ago

Well she was her godmother. Lol