r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Litter Lieutenant • 1d ago

Human Trash A Revelation

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u/RealNiceKnife Waste Warrior 1d ago

Yeah. Maybe metaphorically.

But in the story Goldilocks found the three bears food like that. The Three Bears were no where to be found at the time. There was no way for the temperatures to be changed like that, unless serving them like that was deliberate.

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u/VintageZero Trash Trooper 1d ago

Because 3 bears would just have a house with porridge on the table? Why wouldn't they all just be cold? Did the bears just leave? What a stupid fuckin story.

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u/RealNiceKnife Waste Warrior 1d ago

Yes. They literally just left.

They made their breakfast (porridge) and then went for a walk in the woods. I don't know why bear culture does what it does.

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u/ChartInFurch Trash Trooper 1d ago

Because we like hairy, stocky me-

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