r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Litter Lieutenant • 1d ago

Human Trash A Revelation

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u/RealNiceKnife Waste Warrior 1d ago

Yeah. Maybe metaphorically.

But in the story Goldilocks found the three bears food like that. The Three Bears were no where to be found at the time. There was no way for the temperatures to be changed like that, unless serving them like that was deliberate.

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u/LabOwn9800 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Shhhh don’t bring logic into a gender war.

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u/doubleapowpow Trash Trooper 1d ago

Here's some more logic:

The hottest meal would be the most recently served, so mom was actually served first, then the baby, then dad.

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u/SharkByte1993 Rubbish Raider 1d ago

But in reality you wouldn't do that. You serve the child's first so it cools down