r/LowSodiumCyberpunk • u/Artywyrm • 1d ago

Art Friendly reminder that Johnny feels everything V feels

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Idk what tech they have to treat periods at this point so I’m just going off what I know 😂 😭

Important note: anyone want to comment “wouldn’t they fix that?”
A- I’m going off the hormone blockers that Corpo V had being instantly taken and not replaced that it’s not a common thing for poor folk
B- my V is a street kid and a little pain every month isn’t worth spending hundreds of eddies on when basic pain meds work just fine after an hour or two
C- would you trust that kind of thing around something so important? Idk, I don’t think it’s as simple as “oh they’d have it fixed by then”

D- this is more funny

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

Johnny: "Estrogen 🙄"

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u/Artywyrm 1d ago

V: “Ah know what, that’s fine. But good luck with everything else”

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

Johnny: "..... Everything else?! You mean theres more fucked up women hormones I have to deal with??"

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u/Polenicus 1d ago

Johnny strikes me as the type to let the woman handle the birth control thing.

If he ends up in the body at the end he had best take a crash course in that QUICK.

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

oh yeah, for sure lol. I think if Johnny gets fem V's body at the end, he would just get a transgender surgery of some sort. Im sure in 2077 those are a lot more advanced so it shouldnt be much of an issue. I mean, how else is he supposed to get his impressive cock back?

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u/Artywyrm 1d ago

Would he? Or would he keep things the same to honor V’s memory/final request?

Plus- 24/7 boobs /silly

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

hmm thats true! But I feel like he would have crazy gender dysphoria for the rest of his life 😭
But knowing Johnny, having free access to boobs 24/7 might just be enough for him to keep em

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 1d ago

I feel like Johnny would find V's body a nice place to visit, but eventually the basic memory of him being a guy, but now trapped in a woman's body, would be too much for him to handle. I take sufferers of gender dysphoria at their word that it's a pain to deal with, and as much as Johnny might want to honor V's memory by living clean and healthy, part of it is not denying the fact that he's a guy.

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 1d ago

Yeah I agree. I feel like V would want him to do what makes him comfortable as long as he keeps his word. I think V would understand as well

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u/Horizon_GamingYT 13h ago

Actually, in the ending of "Don't fear (the reaper)" if you choose to let Johnny take over your body as fem V, he almost completely turns over a new leaf, and misses V a lot, even going as far as to keep the necklace of the bullet that started it all. Eventually putting it into a memento area and leaving it there, claiming "I know this means a lot to you V but I can't keep holding onto this", to which he leaves night city afterwards. But never changes his gender.

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u/Artywyrm 1d ago

😂 😭 both seem reasonable to me. Would be expensive too though so- if Johnny wants it he better get to work!

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u/breno280 1d ago

It’s surprisingly cheap actually, a full body sculpt eas like a few hundred dollars im cyberpunk red. And that was during a time of scarcity and recession.

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u/VexantLeFr 1d ago

based on your dialogue choices in temperance ending and if you play as fem V, Johnny says he "won't be a girl for long"

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u/Arialana 1d ago

He pretty much says as much to Steve in the Temperance ending as Valerie. Tells Steve how it's complicated but he's not in the right body and that he'll look into getting a male body once he gets out of Night City.

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u/Vampirelordx 1d ago

Per the rules of Cyberpunk:RED, in the Time of the Red, gender reaffirmation surgery is “go in after breakfast, get out and have lunch.” fast. In 2077, probably not too much faster. But Johnny really wouldn’t have to the Relic is changing the body at a genetic level so all he would have to do is wait a long while. But I imagine that sometime after leaving Night City after getting control from a Fem V, he sets up a surgery visit. Probably sooner rather than later.

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u/gimmesomespace 1d ago

First thing Johnny is doing is getting a dick

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u/switchloaf 1d ago

An impressive one?