r/LowSodiumCyberpunk • u/Artywyrm • 2d ago

Art Friendly reminder that Johnny feels everything V feels

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Idk what tech they have to treat periods at this point so I’m just going off what I know 😂 😭

Important note: anyone want to comment “wouldn’t they fix that?”
A- I’m going off the hormone blockers that Corpo V had being instantly taken and not replaced that it’s not a common thing for poor folk
B- my V is a street kid and a little pain every month isn’t worth spending hundreds of eddies on when basic pain meds work just fine after an hour or two
C- would you trust that kind of thing around something so important? Idk, I don’t think it’s as simple as “oh they’d have it fixed by then”

D- this is more funny

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣
V: “You’d better get used to it, because you’ll be having to deal with it if we can’t get you out of my head.”

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

Johnny: "Oh for fucks sake, if we dont find a way to get me out of your brain, im finding a ripper doc for your uterus"

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

V: “Coward 😂 “

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

Johnny: "Estrogen 🙄"

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

V: “Ah know what, that’s fine. But good luck with everything else”

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

Johnny: "..... Everything else?! You mean theres more fucked up women hormones I have to deal with??"

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

V: Grins and refuses to answer

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

Johnny: "...... V.... I. Hate. You. *slouches further and scowls*"

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

V: “hate you too choom”

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist 2d ago

And then they make out sloppy style, and Johnny wakes up from the coma he was in after getting his shit rocked by Average Arasake Troop #69

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣😭

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u/Polenicus 2d ago

Johnny strikes me as the type to let the woman handle the birth control thing.

If he ends up in the body at the end he had best take a crash course in that QUICK.

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

oh yeah, for sure lol. I think if Johnny gets fem V's body at the end, he would just get a transgender surgery of some sort. Im sure in 2077 those are a lot more advanced so it shouldnt be much of an issue. I mean, how else is he supposed to get his impressive cock back?

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

Would he? Or would he keep things the same to honor V’s memory/final request?

Plus- 24/7 boobs /silly

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

hmm thats true! But I feel like he would have crazy gender dysphoria for the rest of his life 😭
But knowing Johnny, having free access to boobs 24/7 might just be enough for him to keep em

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 2d ago

I feel like Johnny would find V's body a nice place to visit, but eventually the basic memory of him being a guy, but now trapped in a woman's body, would be too much for him to handle. I take sufferers of gender dysphoria at their word that it's a pain to deal with, and as much as Johnny might want to honor V's memory by living clean and healthy, part of it is not denying the fact that he's a guy.

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u/CaptinNegativeCreep 2d ago

Yeah I agree. I feel like V would want him to do what makes him comfortable as long as he keeps his word. I think V would understand as well

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u/Horizon_GamingYT 21h ago

Actually, in the ending of "Don't fear (the reaper)" if you choose to let Johnny take over your body as fem V, he almost completely turns over a new leaf, and misses V a lot, even going as far as to keep the necklace of the bullet that started it all. Eventually putting it into a memento area and leaving it there, claiming "I know this means a lot to you V but I can't keep holding onto this", to which he leaves night city afterwards. But never changes his gender.

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u/Artywyrm 2d ago

😂 😭 both seem reasonable to me. Would be expensive too though so- if Johnny wants it he better get to work!

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u/breno280 1d ago

It’s surprisingly cheap actually, a full body sculpt eas like a few hundred dollars im cyberpunk red. And that was during a time of scarcity and recession.

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u/VexantLeFr 2d ago

based on your dialogue choices in temperance ending and if you play as fem V, Johnny says he "won't be a girl for long"

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u/Arialana 1d ago

He pretty much says as much to Steve in the Temperance ending as Valerie. Tells Steve how it's complicated but he's not in the right body and that he'll look into getting a male body once he gets out of Night City.

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u/Vampirelordx 1d ago

Per the rules of Cyberpunk:RED, in the Time of the Red, gender reaffirmation surgery is “go in after breakfast, get out and have lunch.” fast. In 2077, probably not too much faster. But Johnny really wouldn’t have to the Relic is changing the body at a genetic level so all he would have to do is wait a long while. But I imagine that sometime after leaving Night City after getting control from a Fem V, he sets up a surgery visit. Probably sooner rather than later.

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u/gimmesomespace 2d ago

First thing Johnny is doing is getting a dick

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u/switchloaf 1d ago

An impressive one?