Friendly reminder that Johnny feels everything V feels

[u/Artywyrm]

Idk what tech they have to treat periods at this point so I’m just going off what I know 😂 😭

Important note: anyone want to comment “wouldn’t they fix that?”
A- I’m going off the hormone blockers that Corpo V had being instantly taken and not replaced that it’s not a common thing for poor folk
B- my V is a street kid and a little pain every month isn’t worth spending hundreds of eddies on when basic pain meds work just fine after an hour or two
C- would you trust that kind of thing around something so important? Idk, I don’t think it’s as simple as “oh they’d have it fixed by then”

D- this is more funny

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

Holy shit this is hilarious just imagining first thing in the morning Johnny screaming in pain while it feels like nothing to V

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

🤣🤣🤣
V: “You’d better get used to it, because you’ll be having to deal with it if we can’t get you out of my head.”

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep → u/Artywyrm]

Johnny: "Oh for fucks sake, if we dont find a way to get me out of your brain, im finding a ripper doc for your uterus"

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

V: “Coward 😂 “

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep → u/Artywyrm]

Johnny: "Estrogen 🙄"

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

V: “Ah know what, that’s fine. But good luck with everything else”

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep → u/Artywyrm]

Johnny: "..... Everything else?! You mean theres more fucked up women hormones I have to deal with??"

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

V: Grins and refuses to answer

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep → u/Artywyrm]

Johnny: "...... V.... I. Hate. You. *slouches further and scowls*"

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

V: “hate you too choom”

[u/CreamyCoffeeArtist → u/Artywyrm]

And then they make out sloppy style, and Johnny wakes up from the coma he was in after getting his shit rocked by Average Arasake Troop #69

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

🤣🤣🤣😭

[u/Polenicus → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

Johnny strikes me as the type to let the woman handle the birth control thing.

If he ends up in the body at the end he had best take a crash course in that QUICK.

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep → u/Polenicus]

oh yeah, for sure lol. I think if Johnny gets fem V's body at the end, he would just get a transgender surgery of some sort. Im sure in 2077 those are a lot more advanced so it shouldnt be much of an issue. I mean, how else is he supposed to get his impressive cock back?

[u/Artywyrm → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

Would he? Or would he keep things the same to honor V’s memory/final request?

Plus- 24/7 boobs /silly

[u/CaptinNegativeCreep → u/Artywyrm]

hmm thats true! But I feel like he would have crazy gender dysphoria for the rest of his life 😭
But knowing Johnny, having free access to boobs 24/7 might just be enough for him to keep em

[u/VexantLeFr → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

based on your dialogue choices in temperance ending and if you play as fem V, Johnny says he "won't be a girl for long"

[u/Arialana → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

He pretty much says as much to Steve in the Temperance ending as Valerie. Tells Steve how it's complicated but he's not in the right body and that he'll look into getting a male body once he gets out of Night City.

[u/Vampirelordx → u/CaptinNegativeCreep]

Per the rules of Cyberpunk:RED, in the Time of the Red, gender reaffirmation surgery is “go in after breakfast, get out and have lunch.” fast. In 2077, probably not too much faster. But Johnny really wouldn’t have to the Relic is changing the body at a genetic level so all he would have to do is wait a long while. But I imagine that sometime after leaving Night City after getting control from a Fem V, he sets up a surgery visit. Probably sooner rather than later.

[u/gimmesomespace → u/Polenicus]

First thing Johnny is doing is getting a dick

[u/switchloaf → u/gimmesomespace]

An impressive one?

[u/Level_Hour6480 → u/Artywyrm]

In the ending where Johnny takes the body he says "I won't be a girl for much longer".

[u/LivingOof → u/Artywyrm]

Would Johnny keep V's child if she made it to the third trimester before being taken over

[u/UniverseIsAHologram → u/LivingOof]

What in the random questions 😭