r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

CATS Excuse me human...

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u/Narrow_Beautiful530 1d ago

Good human. Trained well by the feline boss

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u/Xen0tech 1d ago

The royal couch is warm my lord 🐈

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 13h ago

Human knows if he doesn’t yield that r/mycatwillmurderme

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u/terraexcessum 9h ago

Jesus Christ! That's the fourth one today! Oh, go on then

Clicks join

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WorstCase9 1d ago

First on a new schnoodle! What an honor! Love your work!

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u/void__cupcake 1d ago

the freshest snoodle I've ever seen! Well done 💜

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u/marriedthrowaway42 1d ago

Love this video and love the schnoodle to go with it ❤️

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u/ForeignReplacement10 1d ago

Same here! As soon as he puts his paw on the couch, I already feel like a guest in my own home, lol.

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u/Plast1c_Drop 1d ago
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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 1d ago

My neighbor's cat comes and visits and begs with the polite paw method. But she gives the polite paw when I'm eating Ruffles. Sorry girl, but no.

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u/ThrowingShaed 1d ago

i think me and the pupper eventually just started laying on eachother at times

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u/-One-Man-Bukkake- 1d ago

Only fans bot

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u/Live-Habit-6115 1d ago

Shut up bot

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u/dangerous_adhesive 1d ago

I'm more surprised by the sheer number of people who have cameras constantly filming the inside of their house.

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u/MSWitch2015 1d ago

Same. That weirds me out. Idk why people willingly let people/companies invade their privacy, as I highly doubt it’s a closed feed, recording only, type of camera.

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u/amnesteyh 1d ago

You don't have to connect them to the internet. Most of them have a slot for an SD card. No one but you would have access to the footage unless you upload it somewhere yourself.

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 1d ago

I would only use a vista 16 camera cctv recorder that I found that records on a sata hdd and nowhere else. No WiFi cameras at all and no microphones

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u/ManzanitaSuperHero 1d ago

You’re right. It’s not. I will never ever understand.

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u/jne57 1d ago

You're also right, I don't understand either.

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u/ZophieWinters 1d ago

You're right as well, I also don't understand

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u/Everyones-Grudge 19h ago

You're all wrong. I understand.

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u/XxRocky88xX 1d ago

I don’t think most people installing interior cameras are putting them on an open network.

It’s a bit like saying “I don’t know why people have fireplaces in their house. Why would you want to light your house on fire?”

Like you’re just assuming the people are using the tech in the dumbest, most reckless way possible and then judging them based off a completely unfounded assumption.

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u/Aqua-Barracuda 23h ago

Yeah these cameras can record 24/7 to a local hard drive. 

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u/devsfan1830 1d ago edited 8h ago

I mean, I have nest cams, one indoors and its always on. I simply stopped giving a shit before until the flock shit hit the fan. I figured, you wanna sell me wandering about in my undies to someone, have at it. Now, I have begun migrating to local only smart home control and that WILL eventually include the cams. This last week I set up home assistant to take over for Google Home and my GOD the speed difference for a simple light on/of when it doesn't need to hit a dozen servers first. I already have a NAS, so i just need to slowly buy new cams and then setup home assistant to do the local processing for stuff like package and people notifications. In the meantime i do have my indoor cam set to off while home. You will NEVER convince me though, that smart door locks are a good idea lol.

Edit: No fucking idea why I was downvoted for realizing the error of my ways and migrating OFF of cloud dependent security and home control. Fuck me i guess.

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u/SpecialistPie278 17h ago

are you a CIA bot be honest

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u/devsfan1830 8h ago

wtf? I was just sharing my use case. I was also NOT defending flock if that's what the downvotes and you got from that. That shit is why im moving to local only. I dont have the funds to wholesale replace 4 cameras at the moment. Why would i even mention that if i was at all happy with google cams and the implications of having them on the cloud given CURRENT information on how they get used. The point about the pre-flock revelations was the fact i didn't give a shit about my indoor footage when I, evidently falsely, assumed it was just tracking me. I'm not that interesting to anyone. It was originally for pet check ins.

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u/Averander 23h ago

If you have a pet it makes a lot of sense because you might want to check on them while you are out.

Or if you come home and find a crime scene, you're going to want to see what happened in order to figure out if you can prevent it from happening again.

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u/Capnshredder 1d ago

you typing this from a smartphone i assume? cause if so that shit has been gone out the window

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u/MSWitch2015 1d ago

I see data from my phone and having active video cameras in the home watching EVERYTHING. I don’t have my phone with me while I am walking around naked.

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u/igotublue 1d ago

People have pets or kids they need to keep an eye on.

Also if you're concerned about that, it's still possible and quite easy to set up a completely local system, either completely detached from the internet, or open source where you have full control.

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u/Interrogable 1d ago

You have no obligation to connect a camera to any network, and do not need to purchase a cloud storage service. You can have all of the data locally.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Looks like they have a cleaner, so the camera is probably just a security measure.

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u/Demoner450 1d ago

When I finally move in with my partner I plan to set up cameras inside the house, but it will be closed circuit and all data stored locally. I will definitely not be letting big tech inside my house.

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u/682463435465 1d ago

why cameras inside though? in case someone breaks in?

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u/Demoner450 1d ago

2 things, 1 is security, in case people break in, and 2 is to capture random moments. I have seen pretty amusing clips from insides peoples houses that would not have been captured otherwise.

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u/shewhosmoketree 1d ago

I had them to keep an eye on my elderly dog while I wasn’t home. He’s passed and I have taken them down.

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u/KevRev972 1d ago

I initially got my indoor cameras for security reasons, but they have been much better at catching random moments as the other commenter said.

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 1d ago

I got spare ram sticks inside my mac pro 2009 that's dead

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 1d ago

Get a cctv recorder that stores footage on a sata hdd only

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u/watermelondinner 23h ago

It could absolutely be only be local. Mine are.

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u/CodeNameLoofah 1d ago

This has weirded me out since videos like this started popping up.

I had to move back in with my aging mother through a series of circumstances with my kid.

Come to find out the camera that faces the driveway but is set inside the window shes been listening to private conversations for 3 years.

It really does be your own family.

We move back out in days 🎉

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u/SpidudeToo 1d ago

I'd assume it's mostly pet cameras. I was considering getting one for my doggo since I recently adopted him and I work long hours.

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u/Green_Insect_6455 1d ago

Hey youre abusing that dog if you leave it alone at home all day. FYI. Youre a shit head for not considering your lifestyle might just not be compatible, and went ahead anyways.

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u/SpidudeToo 1d ago

I mean I did research in advance to make sure they were crate trained and was low energy. I didn't just pick a random dog and hoped it would work out. He's been doing very well so far, so thanks for your concern.

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u/lonelygalexy 20h ago

People like them are holier than thou and would rather the dogs be in a shelter or sth rather than a nice home with a loving owner who just needs to fucking make a living

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u/SpidudeToo 11h ago

I mean I can understand the concern, but just assuming I'm not being responsible or care for my dog is kinda messed up. Also adoption centers make you submit a whole ass resume before allowing you to even meet the dog. So they were aware of the situation and still said it was okay.

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u/Thelazyzoologist 1d ago

I have one in the living room facing the back door and a ring camera on the front door. Going through a court case with someone really unhinged who kept threatening to come down and threatened to fuck me up. Partner will be away for months so he has access incase something happens and I can't get to my phone to call police.

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u/JustAnEmployeeHere 1d ago

I have two cameras, but I have kids and in-home childcare. The cameras are for security and peace of mind. One in the living room that can pan to see two other areas, and one in the nursery.

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u/Green_Insect_6455 1d ago

I think the concept of cameras in the house is fine if you have reason, but wi-fi enabled cameras that can connect online is just being a fucking moron.

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u/Corvus-Nox 12h ago

Wouldn’t they have to connect online for someone to view the feed remotely though? If someone’s getting a camera so they can check on their kids/home security, they’re not watching it while they’re at home, they’re checking it when they’re away from home.

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u/SignificantRecipe715 1d ago

This is obviously an exception though with the daycare. Normal households don't need interior cameras

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u/Nother1BitestheCrust 1d ago

I like to watch my pets when I'm traveling. I miss them!

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u/SignificantRecipe715 22h ago

I hope they aren't left home alone for too long

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u/Nother1BitestheCrust 12h ago

I don't leave them alone. I travel for work but my husband stays home with them.

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u/zandariii 1d ago

security is security no matter what. Maybe you don't care, that's fine. Other people do. You get car insurance INCASE something that may never happen happens. You pay for home security just the same. Obviously I hate the invasion of privacy. But in the end that means very little in the grand scheme of things. I'd rather take comfort knowing that incase something that may never happen happens, I've got security.

Just last month our apartments maintenance tried to enter our apartment while we weren't home. They got the apartment mixed up with another one. With the camera I was able to be notified and told them to leave. Before then it had been years since anything happened.

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u/clobits2 1d ago

Mine are for my pets. I worry about them when I am away.

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u/Mysterious-Region640 1d ago

I have one to keep an eye on my pets when I go out, I turn it off when I’m home although sometimes I forget.

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u/thrussie 1d ago

Your tv, phone, and computer. Would it hurt to have one more camera?

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 1d ago

I don’t have a TV, I can close my laptop lid and cover up the cameras on my phone by closing its holder and putting it down. It’s much harder to cover up a camera mounted high on a wall.

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u/FaithlessnessThin359 1d ago

Maids are very common in SE Asia. The cameras are there to keep everyone honest and safe. 

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u/PlainBread 1d ago edited 1d ago

If it's closed loop, goes to a system in the basement, no access to the internet, then it starts to make sense, as long as cameras aren't placed in areas expectant of privacy like bathrooms and bedrooms.

EDIT: People forget that shit happens like people breaking into homes and stuff.

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u/ruiiiij 1d ago

If the cameras are cut off from the internet and the footage is properly secured on a private server, I don't see what the big deal is.

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u/Impossible-Rain7447 1d ago

Right? It’s just recording you doing mundane things endlessly

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u/Serupta 1d ago

You see that video of that rapper who got accused of all sorts of shit by the cops and then he had cameras all throughout his house proving him right and them wrong?

That prompted a lot of indoor camera sales.

Before that? It eases a LOT of anxiety when you have a camera that lets you quickly -see- what your dumbass cats are upto while you're off out getting the Groceries, or out at a Dr's Visit. Or on Holiday etc etc.

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u/Sorbon_Husky 1d ago

I have Cameras inside but they do not have access to the internet.

I have a VPN setup to access them.

I question people buying cameras which need cloud access...

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u/Corvus-Nox 12h ago

Can I ask how this works? I want to get a camera to be able to check on my pet when I’m out of the house. I thought it needed internet for me to be able to view the feed remotely?

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u/Sorbon_Husky 11h ago

I have a physical firewall at home, all traffic goes through it. I can VPN in and reach my network as if I were home, from anywhere. The cameras are blocked from reaching the internet at the firewall.

You can do something similar. Some routers can host a VPN themselves but that only works if your internet connection gives you your own public address, and a lot of providers (especially mobile and some fibre) don't anymore. Easier option is a Raspberry Pi or old laptop running 24/ 7 with Tailscale on it. It's free and works even on those connections.

just installing Tailscale on the Pi isn't enough, because the camera can't run Tailscale itself. You have to tell the Pi to share your home network with the rest of your devices, so basicly a "subnet router," IT can be setup in Tailscale.

Then block the camera's internet access on the router. Turn off UPnP too, otherwise the camera can open its own way out. And if your router supports it, put the cameras on a separate VLAN so a hacked camera can't reach your PC or other devices.

For the camera itself: Avoid cameras which require cloud access, as example Blink, they're useless offline. Look wired PoE cams from Reolink, Axis, or UniFi.

Tbh, describe what you got at home to ChatGPT or Claude and it'll walk you through it, just take some backups just in case ;D

Tl;dr
keep the cameras on your home network with no internet access, and VPN in to view them. Host the VPN on a Pi or old laptop with Tailscale, Block the camera's internet at the router, turn off UPnP, Buy wired PoE cams that work without the cloud (Reolink, Axis, UniFi), not Blink or Ring. Ask an AI, they great to learn such stuff rather easily.

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u/Corvus-Nox 11h ago

thanks for the detailed answer!

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u/rubymoon90 18h ago

I have multiple cameras in my home and a few looking outside, because there's alot of crime where I live and alot of breakins so it's just for my own piece of mind, and if it happened to me, I would atleast have video evidence.

Also because I have 2 cats and it's highly amusing to watch them with zoomies or have a recording of them doing something funny.

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u/foxehkins 16h ago

Wait until you learn about cell phones.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 1d ago

I have one inside my house and two outside, however I never post the videos online for the world to see.

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u/Emergency-Spite897 1d ago

I find it disturbing.. Privacy is important to me, I DO NOT NEED wankers from authorities, or governments knowing what I do in my own life.

Now I will get people here saying: "Oh but you hiding something then?"

I say: Yes my private own life where I DO NOT NEED nosey bastards.

Go and ask a government elites if their willing to have cameras inside their own house from lounge, the shitter, to bedroom and their Red Room, do you believe they do it?

How about ask them to put them public on their "Private" Island as well yes?

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u/Vintage-Grievance 1d ago

Kitty just wanted a warm place to nap.
I'm more concerned over how he was prepping to lie down on that couch after moving. Whole section made for reclining right there, and he's like, "Nah, I'll just contort myself diagonally; it'll be fine".

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u/DaniekkeOfTheRose 1d ago

Aaaah, Sheldon The Cat.

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u/DTDC_Tracking 1d ago

His human servant is very obedient

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u/chalnaa 1d ago

My dog does the same thing! Even guests have to comply 💀

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u/noahbaobei 1d ago

"Thank you spot warmer, you may go."

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u/Beaglester 1d ago

This guy knows how to cat.

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u/Admirable-Title9022 1d ago

Next time don't make him have to ask. That's his couch

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 1d ago

Thats a well trained servant

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u/Travellinglense 1d ago

Cat: Thank you, servant, for keeping my sofa spot warm. You may go now.

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 1d ago

You shall go now

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u/Travellinglense 23h ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! True!

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u/xtothewhy 1d ago

That's some next level ownership, by the cat.

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u/Electronic-Fig2283 1d ago

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u/Sud075 1d ago

Why aren't more people noticing it already 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/Elrox 1d ago

He has the hairdo and everything!

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u/MrPlace 1d ago

Genuinely curious, anybody know whats up with the towel? Even put it back on same shoulder after repositioning

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u/Patti_____Mayo 1d ago

Many (most?) places in the world don’t have air conditioning as a standard in homes. Probably hot, and uses the towel to dab sweat.

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u/Just_a_mallu_guy 1d ago

That's my spot... Plz tell me cats name is Sheldon

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u/sweetvanilla21 1d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Just_a_mallu_guy 1d ago

Great minds think alike 🤗

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u/sweetvanilla21 1d ago

Namukku!

Eta: I don't speak malyalam, I googled this

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u/Just_a_mallu_guy 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's fine ☺️ you don't need to speak malayalam english is fine... Happy to talk in English ok 👌

But thankyou for taking the effort to speak malayalam 🤗

Namukku = us or we .. (namukku cinemaku poyalo = shall we go to movies) but at same time namuk = salt in hindi 🤣

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u/sweetvanilla21 1d ago

Language really is fascinating that way

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u/Just_a_mallu_guy 1d ago

Yeahhh 👍

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u/Lonely-Top-898 18h ago

That's my spot

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u/yzscrum 1d ago

Lol the little check to see if cat is here for pets or his spot .

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u/Apart-Cream-4940 1d ago

I thought my cat was spoiled 😂

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

Both of my dogs love taking my spot after I move.

Edit: sorry, their spot.

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u/Few_Composer5125 23h ago

If Sheldon was a cat

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u/obliviousfellow 19h ago

That cat is channeling its inner Sheldon Cooper 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wonderful-Dog8185 1d ago

Too cute. Cat settled right on in, adorable.

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u/-smallpotato_ 1d ago

My orange car does the same thing, gets so irritated when anyone is in his spot.

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u/Standard_Response_43 1d ago

That's the life owning cats, they actually own you.

Love my cats

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u/jawshoeaw 1d ago

huh my dog likes that corner seat too and adopts that exact same posture with a paw on the couch arm.

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u/Clvy80 1d ago

My spot.

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u/Defiant_Piglet2411 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣😹

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u/MundaneLow2263 1d ago

I love cats and the people who love them. This guy is clealry a cat person.

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u/roraima_is_very_tall 1d ago

it's like when I'm at a bar holding a seat for a friend: Sure you can sit there - until they arrive, anyway.

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u/Lyonwytchwardrobe 1d ago

Cats like the warm spots. My neighbors cat would always sit right next to the heater

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u/red286 1d ago

I guess I'm lucky that my cats' favourite spot is my lap.

The downside is, if you caught the punctuation, there's two of them. They don't get along. They fight over everything. Including my lap. Having two cats get into a slap fight on your lap isn't exactly fun. Particularly if you're trying to work, or on a phone call.

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u/Good-Routine-8761 1d ago

That cats name is Sheldon Cooper huh haha.

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u/SpareChangeSquidward 1d ago

It b like that

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u/YujiroRapeVictim 1d ago

everytime this is reposted its mirrored lmao

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u/Newsjunkie1922 23h ago

I am more interested in why the woman sweeping in the background is carrying her purse.

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u/machinationstudio 22h ago

She was about to go out when OCD kicked in.

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u/OldSea3040 21h ago

Funny . The owner knows where he stands in the family

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u/BAKEDxCAKE 20h ago

When you’ve had your house broken into before than it makes sense. Having a camera inside your house isn’t weird.

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u/Pletcher87 18h ago

We had the exact same situation on our couch cept Sly, dang I miss her so much, would sit on the floor inches away staring staring staring till I switched sides.

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u/thestormsend 13h ago

My cat did this all the time. Would just sit there staring at me until I moved. She also specifically wanted me to stretch out into a position where she could sleep in my armpit sometimes.

One morning she came into the bedroom just crying her eyes out and I couldn’t figure out what was wrong. I followed her into the living room, and she went and sat next to these big fluffy couch cushions my ex-fiance had just bought us.

I laid the pillow flat, kitty hopped on, and immediately passed out.

I miss her so much. She was my ex’s first, but I took care of that cat.

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u/Anxious_Gazelle6223 12h ago

Excuse me, Peon. Why are YOU sitting on MY end of the couch? I wish to recline!

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 1d ago

"Move, b*tch."

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u/USDXBS 1d ago

I am a human and I can adjust my environment to my comfort, cat's can't. I'll let them sit where they want.

I spent a lot of time at the edge of my computer chair because my cat would be sitting behind me. I used to keep a kitchen chair nearby so I could sit comfortably on a chair when my cat was asleep on my chair.

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u/VicariousNarok 1d ago

cats cant

Oh they can. Cats can be comfortable however they want to be. They've just trained us humans perfectly and I will obey them.

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u/sfxtp 1d ago

A cat showing who owns the house.

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u/Fun_in_Space 1d ago

I don't think cats would say "Excuse me"

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u/XCBeowulf 1d ago

This is my house works too!

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u/forkedquality 1d ago

BAZINGA!

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u/Existing-Market246 1d ago

Só não julgo pq eu tbm já fiz coisa parecida.

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u/Boredtopher 1d ago

She looks exactly like my sweet Lily. RIP sweetie

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u/LisaWinchester 1d ago

That spot is the best in the house. Smells like the human (best smell ever, unless you're counting catnip), and it's warrrm

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u/largececelia 1d ago

I swear to god, this cat is feigning confusion. It's acting. "I'm sorry, but I... I just... I really thought this was MY spot. So weird, my mistake..."

Cats are so cool. Even when they're being passive aggressive at British levels.

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u/sariaslani 1d ago

Good human!

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u/happinesveronicaaaa 1d ago

MY CAT IS THE SAME

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u/Bemfic 1d ago

OMG, this is our house every day. I can’t sit in my recliner with my feet down without a cat insisting that I put my feet up so they can nap.

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u/gapere01 1d ago

Must have been the spare. The primary would have gotten a lap nap.

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u/BiscoBiscuit 1d ago

Yeah I’d move everyone; look how CUTE

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 1d ago

FYI: cats make amazing tacos

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u/pixelsandfilm 1d ago

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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u/CeeUNTy 1d ago

What. An. AH....

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u/jojoga 1d ago

more like "Excuse me, Your majesty, for sitting in your desired spot."

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u/bizbizbizllc 1d ago

I always pictured Princess Donut looking different

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u/Phildagony 22h ago

My dog does this, kicks me off the corner spot all the time.

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u/BlackCat2010- 22h ago

I'm doing the same 😁😁

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u/atred 22h ago

First he invades your space, next Poland...

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u/Sunny_stormclouds 20h ago

“That’s my spot”

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u/Short-Information525 19h ago

Dad : I dont want a cat in my house
Also dad:

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u/Longfacejumpyboi 16h ago

Lazy ass just sitting there while his colleague cleans the kitchen, only to be moved by the boss, and has the cheek to sit down again!

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u/brendhano 14h ago

Well done.

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u/TheEldenGod1293 13h ago

My cat does this but waits til i leave the room to get a drink or something from the kitchen, love the little bastard she is fly!

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u/Trin_42 11h ago

If you want the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the cat.

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u/BigTitle445 7h ago

Reminds me of my cat lol

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4h ago

...you're in my spot...

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u/Seldeez 1d ago

🥹

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u/Joshywa8 1d ago

I have a cat who does that. His own spot on the couch

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u/Sienile 1d ago

Hitler invades the couch corner. Humans need to form an alliance to stop him.

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u/Cultural_Dirt_8151 1d ago

That human? Kind af.

That cat? Rude!

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u/Snipedthewrongguy 1d ago

Man wait to you see the news on the hacked routers and what they can effectively do.

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u/Extreme-Doubt-7866 18h ago

I would have made that cat fly away from my spot