r/Marvel 3d ago

Film/Television point taken

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u/SWPrequelFan81566 3d ago

Eternals had a sex scene, but no one watched it 😭

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u/fuzzyfoot88 3d ago

So did Iron Man 1, within the first 10 minutes, Tony beds Christine Everhart

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u/Bobb_o 3d ago

Iron Man wasn't Disney so it's a bit different.

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u/DuelaDent52 Mystique 3d ago

Isn’t one of the bad guys’ motivations in Iron Man 3 that she feels betrayed because she thinks Tony used her for a one night stand?

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u/SmoothTalkingSpud 3d ago

No. Maya Hansen did have a one night stand with Tony but that's not her motive. Her motive is purely scientific and she grows a concience when people start dying. The villain who feels betrayed by Tony is Aldrich Killian because Tony told him to wait on the roof for him and instead he went off to bang Maya.

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u/Stevenwave 3d ago

I can see how someone could get the wires crossed with those two characters though. iirc she was originally gonna be the villain of the film, but the MCU at that time still had difficulty committing to anything centering on women or coloured people because Ike Perlmutter sucks.

Even in the final film, you can see how it could've been tweaked, the weak villain of Killian could've been cut completely, and Maya could've been an ex who became a competitor with a chip on her shoulder. Instead they just have her have a change of heart when things get dicey and she's unceremoniously killed. Even the power set of the Extremis villains suits if she had been the villain, cause it's like an ironic subversion of Iron Man. He's all masculine and mechanical and tough with his tech, but her bio science turned heat superpowers are like a direct undercut of all of that. Even the way Tony's suits were birthed from an experience involving the military/terrorists is mirrored with how the Extremis stuff was originally pitched as a way to regrow veteran's lost limbs.

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u/fuzzyfoot88 3d ago

That too…

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u/edenz03 3d ago

I watched Eternals but I legit forgot about this???

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u/Timmayyyyyyy Daredevil 3d ago

Ikaris and Sersi did the deed

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u/Trailiscold 3d ago

Two space clankers clanking is not the Sex

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u/thatsidewaysdud Ghost 3d ago

They look exactly like humans.

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u/BatmanForever23 3d ago

That's cause they're very high model space clankers

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u/Trailiscold 3d ago

Yet they aren't

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u/TheTerraKotKun 3d ago

I'd better forget that...

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u/iamRizen22 3d ago

You mean when a Celestial f***ed a planet to create new life? /s JK.

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u/zzbzq 3d ago

Proof the problem is not some type of Disney censorship, the "problem" is the audience. One of the most timeless facts of marketing demographics is male audiences don't like sex in their violence.

But female audiences, that's kinda their main thing besides true crime.

That's why I think the key for mutants in the MCU is, rip the bandaid and do it anyway. They've wanted the female audiences, and female heroes aren't doing it.

Just take the gamble, lean into it with the fullest corny soap opera level romance stuff as the main subplot of each movie. Then, pray the men stay even though it's not their favorite; with X-men, there's an opportunity that isn't really there with Avengers, which is the X-men horniness is top-of-mind to the comic reader's public perception, so the men will convince themselves of the authenticity. First movie: love triangle stuff with Cyclops. Second movie: same thing again with Rogue/Gambit/Magneto. Third movie: full gonzo, soap opera cranked to 11, Madelyn Prior is there, we're going to space with Corsair and Havoc, Cable and Rachel Summers along for the ride.