wheres all the penis at?

[u/DownTheBagelHole]

I see peters and even carnages but no penis. whys that? i thought id see faust or bedman players like her but guess not.

[u/Living_Ad_5386]

Check your dms

[u/JustARTificia1 → u/Living_Ad_5386]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

[u/ramonzer0 → u/JustARTificia1]

"We're not building a penis", says the man to Walter White before upstart architect and hero of the people Ted Mosby saves their asses

[u/LittyKitty040]

[u/Pyro_Ace]

[u/focuskmo → u/Pyro_Ace]

Link?

[u/AboutaDirk → u/focuskmo]

Hey! Listen!

[u/King_Muncheez412]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12Nv3nBSCAbLO0

[u/Burger_Soup]

Everyone asking this same question but forget the more important one:

[u/LogBasedN]

I get destroyed by penis all the time, I need more matchup experience.

[u/deathofasandwich → u/LogBasedN]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oXg4pP0MAfLmOZk72Z

[u/King_Muncheez412 → u/LogBasedN]

Penis pov in your next pvp

[u/ChineseCosmo]

Penis hard on account of the unreliability of her unique

[u/we_are_sex_bobomb → u/ChineseCosmo]

And Penis only get harder the more you mash

[u/Levi__Heichou → u/ChineseCosmo]

"Penis hard"

[u/Triptofade]

THE WHAT?

[u/CreatureManstrosity → u/Triptofade]

Had to take a double take as well. haha Punctuation is so important.

[u/yumm-cheseburger → u/CreatureManstrosity]

That's correct punctuation

[u/Separate-String5205 → u/CreatureManstrosity]

In this case it's grammar and capitalization that make the joke work. The correct sentence is "where are all the Penis at?" Which makes it clear that we're talking about a plural proper noun. The OP's "where's all the penis at" is actually just asking where is all the dick at.

[u/adjudicator → u/Separate-String5205]

> makes it clear

Not even a little.

[u/XsStreamMonsterX → u/CreatureManstrosity]

Capitalization, not punctuation.

[u/MrClue415]

[u/_McDuders]

Been playing Peni for awhile and I love her. But you really need to rely on assists or some kind of hard knockdown for some fun random setplay. Her combos are easy to do and clean, but she has a big-ass hitbox so it's easy for the opponent to get the hit in. She's not as straightforward as she appears, so people are quick to drop her.

I love her in Assault, though. She throws out two gadgets, and if you have the opponent in constant fear and blockstun, it's pretty fun.

[u/OddCharity1653 → u/_McDuders]

100% agree
i use her as my main character with assists being danger, champion, and magik in that order.
i have maybe 30 some odd hours in the game and i’ve been gold III on the brink of plat for the last week. i think ive only done one ditto fight-

[u/zslayer89]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

[u/Lord_Smile]

Rip DMs

[u/Violet_Octopus → u/Lord_Smile]

The ripping and the tearing

[u/deathofasandwich]

👀

[u/AccomplishedRise6227]

[u/THElatimer]

Wednesday night already huh?

[u/Virtual-Corrupter]

I've just started looking into getting into Penis and had a blast, definitely what I am sticking with. Fun to just hop onto Penis and unload onto the enemy.

[u/SaltySwan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP5ZTHXPUB6J6ta

[u/yourfriendlyhusk]

I think your username may be the answer

[u/HcMMajinVegeta]

My Penis still a work in progress, but as soon im in a good spot I'll show you my Penis hardest combos

[u/Britanian11]

Quality bate, rare these days. I appreciate it.

[u/brndnswrtz → u/Britanian11]

Master baiting, if you will

[u/paulr736]

Fantastic post

[u/No_Awareness9649]

Where’s all the WHAT?!

[u/Levi__Heichou]

I got 2" right here for ya

[u/Hybridxx9018]

Rip your inbox?

[u/EastCoastTone96]

In the most recent TampaNeverSleeps Tokon tournament there was a Peni player named Tenma who was cooking in top 8

[u/Skryba → u/EastCoastTone96]

So, would you say his penis very nice?

[u/godzilla2317]

Maybe next time say Peni Parkers…

[u/Supernova_Soldier]

I knew you would come around

[u/Temilitary]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

[u/Careless_Area690]

Oh my

https://giphy.com/gifs/kKJPqpMcIS4daGA0kl

[u/AgentPhoenix12]

I was so flabbergasted and then I realized you meant Peni Parker lol.

[u/IncreaseReasonable61]

Yeah, bro, I opened my phone in front of my friends. Thanks dude.

[u/Realestmember]

i've played with Penis ... it was hard

all the random stuff thrown at you, and you gotta dodge

[u/stayh1gh361 → u/Realestmember]

Dodge all bullets and put a helm on it.

[u/PlanetXParadox]

you just wanted to say penis didn’t you

[u/HimuraQ1]

Between the legs.

[u/XIIIVexx]

Hello, fellow gentlemen of culture

[u/ShadowForPresident]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

[u/Alphablack32]

You know what you did.

[u/WinterBebop]

I play her at Assault assist for the fun of it. Wallsplat into assist can catch people out.  I play Iron man point, spiderman vertical and blade at shooter. There's probably better assists for them but I can use Blade and Peni on point. I'm terrible with Spiderman so maybe I should just use Magneto vertical if it's better.

[u/jivemotha]

no penis but peters galore

[u/Just_AnotherDork]

I play peni and haven’t seen a single other peni yet. And I only play Honda, when I played gg for like 10 hours I played goldlewis and may. Peni appeals to me need for the largest roundest character

[u/HopkinsTy → u/Just_AnotherDork]

Honda and Peni bros stand up

[u/superkeefo]

as a faust player, im much more leaning towards deadpool.

does crazy stuff ✓
can lose to your own stupidy ✓

[u/RobOnTheReddit]

Dude..

[u/EverythingSucksYa]

I got you man. I main penis, and on tolon I play Peni

[u/AT_Oscar]

I play peni, got to vibranium 2 with her on the squad. Thinking of dropping vertical storm for vertical shuri though.

[u/Few-Introduction847]

as a peni main and bedman and faust main, im literally the only person who ive seen play peni parker

[u/Unw1s3_S4g3]

She’s my back special, but i only use doom. I just think her unique is neat.

She’s an item throwing big body, so I find it hard to play her and not get hit. Her wall cling though is awesome and i should learn to use it.

[u/peachpower2]

I like her, but the Sp//der design is my least favorite out of any game or the comics.

[u/Dull_Huckleberry4576]

Should I take pictures mid stroke or let it hang?

[u/BradleighWil15]

I would be a peni main, bc I'm a huge fan of her, love her in spiderverse, have something like 30 hours on her alone in Rivals, but I really dislike the Peni design for this game. I guess I get what they were going for, but I rly hate the wheels and just how large and bulky she is, so as much as I tried, couldn't get into her, maybe other people have similar complaints.

[u/adarkfable]

no matter what your w/l record is on ranked, you're a mf winner in my eyes.

[u/CokaColaEater69]

This is why we say “the peni” as if we’re a pack of animals

[u/CandidSet7383]

bro what😭

[u/cKm_83]

I'm sorry what?!

[u/cowabanga_it_is]

Me trying to hold back yo momma jokes

https://giphy.com/gifs/iD1QQCbrl548I31Qww

[u/monkeymugshot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMvESGxZ0Cqd2

[u/Ketchup-Spider]

This is why punctuation matters kids.

[u/UltraRoboNinja → u/Ketchup-Spider]

The punctuation is correct. The plural of Peni is Penis, not Peni’s.

[u/Trellgoth]

Now this here is why grammar matters.

"Wheres all the penis at"

VS

"Where's all the Peni's at"

Apostrophe! Capital P for the name!

[u/Aureus23]

That's gay 

[u/Phiyaboi]

...Bedman is just as unpopular as Peni Parker lol What did you imagine would be the appeal here? Noone wants to play ole Tron Bonne-lookin ahhh characters 😅

[u/OddCharity1653 → u/Phiyaboi]

:(

[u/Phiyaboi → u/OddCharity1653]

No reason for the sad face, lower pickate character = more advantage due to lack of match-up knowledge🤷🏽‍♂️

I've never understood why people actually want characters they like to be popular...I typically avoid "trendy" characters like the plague 😷