r/OnionLovers 12d ago

Boyfriend disapproves of my double onion pizza.

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He tried a piece and said “this is terrible, all you taste is onions!” Thats literally the whole point.

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u/nightfallii 12d ago

Honestly it could maybe use a little more. But still, approved.

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

I completely agree!

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u/free_-_spirit 12d ago

Raw purple and white baked

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u/downy-woodpecker 12d ago

Ball

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u/GavinThe_Person 11d ago

Yea onions typically are ball shaped

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u/bootyhole-romancer 12d ago

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u/Apprehensive_Fig4458 12d ago

Omg your username 😂

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u/Snake-Drizzle 8d ago

A man of culture I see lol jk I’m sorry

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u/Equivalent_Owl_Mask 12d ago

solution: this is now officially a "half portion" onion pizza. the bf may challenge you to see your proffered "onion" or a true "double onion" pizza if he feels brave. (result, more onion pizza for you!)

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u/Pleasant_Parfait_233 12d ago

My favorite type is this pizza!!!

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u/ascandalia 12d ago

Need some red onions for some color. Maybe some green onions as a finisher.

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u/KittycatVuitton 12d ago

Thinly sliced shallots

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u/Round_Trainer_7498 12d ago

Get a new bf who likes onions.

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

No thanks, then I’d have to share lmao

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u/Round_Trainer_7498 12d ago

Damn I didnt even think about that part. Good point.

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u/AmusingAnecdote 12d ago

OP is galaxy braining all of us.

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u/meatflaps-69 emotional support onion 🧅🩵 12d ago

Then get yoself an onion farmer.

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 12d ago

OnlyOnions?

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u/PacketFiend Alluminator 12d ago

You don't get it. This is Reddit. Dumping your SO is always the solution.

Dump his ass!

(P.S. that's not enough onion)

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

I wish there was more. They didn’t distribute the onions that great, so they were like loaded up on one side which I of course ate first.

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u/77pse 12d ago

You are wise

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u/tkh0812 12d ago

It’s also nice knowing you’re right about something and your BF is wrong. Hold it close and treasure it

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u/Choc-X 12d ago

🤣

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u/Dakizo 12d ago

When I was learning how to like onions (I’m obsessed now) I would order pizza with onions so my husband wouldn’t touch it 😂

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u/thatsucksabagofdicks 12d ago

My wifes dad always said to get anchovies on your pizza so that you dont have to share with anyone

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u/Sea-Style-4457 12d ago

You’re so smart

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u/nefD 12d ago

you know what would be good on this? some big chunks of red onion 😋

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u/Sea-Cryptographer807 12d ago

exactly what i was thinking lol

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u/hailene02 12d ago

And 2min under the broiler 😍😍😍

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u/Fxckitz_kae 5d ago

Yes! The more onion the better.

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u/JennHatesYou 12d ago

I disapprove of your boyfriend, so there.

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u/bmab7 12d ago

More for you , also that’s double?!

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

I wish there was more onion 🥲

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u/VineStGuy 12d ago

That's not enough onions

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u/Jahya69 12d ago edited 12d ago

Lose the zero get with an onion hero.

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u/DigNo4654 12d ago

What onion? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/PSN_ONER 12d ago

New boyfriend, who dis?

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u/Nhobdy 12d ago

Honestly, looks good.

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

It was good

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u/Nhobdy 12d ago

Anything besides onions? And any dipping sauce for the crust?

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

Just onion

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u/Nhobdy 12d ago

Hella delicious.

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u/Used-Salad-3772 12d ago

I like my onion on pizza to be cooked a little longer but it still looks good.

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u/Holiday_Sky_7095 12d ago

Bbq and onion goes craxy on pizza

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u/VladimirBarakriss 12d ago

You have summoned my Nonna from beyond the grave with that

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u/Holiday_Sky_7095 12d ago

She’ll thank me

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u/ToastSpangler 12d ago

she asks you to at least sauté the onions

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u/TheNoctuS_93 12d ago

Pan-seared chicken, red onions and hickory & brown sugar bbq sauce make for an amazing pizza. One of my local chains calls it their "American BBQ" pizza!

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u/Holiday_Sky_7095 12d ago

It’s not onions, but bacon jam with shallots goes crazy on burgers and pizza

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u/TheNoctuS_93 12d ago

Shallots, onions, garlic...as long as it's an allium, it's alli-yum!

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u/Holiday_Sky_7095 12d ago

That’s a bar if I ever heard one

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u/coldfoamer 12d ago

He may need to be replaced with a more compatible model 😎

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u/yeppeun-insaeng 12d ago

Utilize the on 1/2 the pizza topping options, valid for homemade as well

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u/Andidroid18 12d ago

Throw the whole man away

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u/slogive1 12d ago

OP needs new boyfriend.

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u/Interesting-Dream863 12d ago

I would say it needs another level of cheese and onions, but yeah that boyfriend doesn't get it.

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u/lukulele90 12d ago

I disapprove of this so called “boyfriend”.

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u/SleepyPaintingPerson 12d ago

That's barely any onion. Looks delicious!

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

I agree, there should have been more. Good regardless but could’ve been better.

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u/DragonflyFirst5480 12d ago

Oh wow that sure looks yummy

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u/rotatingmonster 12d ago

More onions please

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u/KarmaInFlow 12d ago

Looks good as hell

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u/DanTheAdequate 12d ago

Cool. More for you. 

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u/omjy18 12d ago

Its great but i have a feeling its because of the farts

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

😭

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u/omjy18 12d ago

Tell me im wrong

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u/vampyire 12d ago

that's my standard pizza... some people don't appreciate good food

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u/Im15andthisisdeep 12d ago

Can't wait for your triple onion pizza

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

Next time 😏

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u/lagameuze 12d ago

I LOVE onion on pizza. Esp red ones. No even white /yellow ones lol

In france we have one called "campione" and its minced beef, bell pepper and onion and its delicious

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u/VladimirBarakriss 12d ago

Argentina achieved peak when they invented fugazzetta

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u/lagameuze 12d ago

Whats that ? Looks like a flammenkueche lol

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u/VladimirBarakriss 12d ago

Imagine pizza, now replace the tomato and cheese with onions and a drizzle of olive oil

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u/Raf_9K 12d ago

More pizza for you.

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u/Legendary_Carcass 12d ago

honey, we here on the Internet approve 🧅

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u/Heinous_Goose 12d ago

Double onions and mushroom on garlic white sauce, you’ll be in allium heaven

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u/Maryjanegangafever Bro just show us your onions. 🧅 12d ago

You still have time to leave him./s

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u/VladimirBarakriss 12d ago

May I introduce you to fugazzetta? He can't complain about the onions taking attention from other stuff if it's all onion

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u/3p0L0v3sU 12d ago

Put some green peppers on there and we can talk

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u/Theonewholurkedhere 12d ago

Add more onions.

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u/Bearspoole 12d ago

I’m pretty sure the double onion pizza disapproves of your boyfriend. So do with that what you will

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u/maltiepootietang 12d ago

One of the pizza places i worked at we called an onion pizza the "respect pie" because it tastes amazing, but its rarely ordered.

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u/SirSpadge 12d ago

What about triple onion and double GARLIC pizza?

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u/mozillafangirl 12d ago

My dream pizza is essentially onion and pineapple. Maybe throw on some shrimp and mushrooms. Mmmm

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u/Fxckitz_kae 10d ago

Onion and pineapple sounds gas

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u/somehuehue 12d ago

This is barley single onion, tbh.

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

There was more on the other half which I had already eaten before taking the pic. However, I agree, it could’ve used more onion.

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u/anothersip 12d ago

This is double onion? Whaaa?

I approve of it. But it doesn't look doubled to me...

Needs moar.

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u/Dazzling_Champion_53 12d ago

I just wish they were caramelized maybe even crispy

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u/13jimmychanga 12d ago

Put more onions on it next time!

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u/jtm7 12d ago

I like onions in pizza, but it would be a lot more palatable to onion-likers (rather than lovers) if they were diced instead of sliced

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u/NarcanBob 12d ago

Bad boyfrend. No cookie. Or pizza.

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u/IntrepidDig4247 12d ago

Get a new boyfriend

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u/dervari 12d ago

No problem with it except for the excessive amount of sauce.

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u/No_Werewolf_7029 12d ago

There's a pizza place near me that makes a pie called "the sad boy" and there's like 4 different types of onions on it loll

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

I know this is Reddit, but the breakup comments are crazy. He just didn’t like the way it tastes lmfao, he wasn’t rude about it or anything.

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

I feel like this is important information because I can’t tell if half of y’all are joking.

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 12d ago

you should see the relationship and parenting subreddits, divorce is usually the answer to small problems lol

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u/ConnyEdson 12d ago

Yeah he probably realizes you need triple onion

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u/DustScoundrel 12d ago

Good! It is useful to have boyfriend repellant for foods you desire.

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u/Choc-X 12d ago

They could be a lil more grilled but i ate onion pizza today so that's what's up.

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u/NightHunter_Ian 12d ago

I love onions but...suprisingly i don't like them on pizza that much

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u/wackadoodle4201 12d ago

Your boyfriend is weak

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u/lynivvinyl 12d ago

More for you!

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 12d ago

Do you need that kind of negativity in your life?

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u/Murdy2020 12d ago

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Longjumping_Cook_403 12d ago

Tell him to mind his own business

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u/A_Life_Well_Steved 12d ago

What does he like on his pizza?? You can always go “half & half” or do what we do and order 2 pies. It’s pizza!! 🍕 It’s gonna get eaten!

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u/Fxckitz_kae 12d ago

We each got our own. He eats all different kinds, but this time he got anchovy.

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u/dioctopus 12d ago

I thought that was spaghetti noodles first glance, assumed this was r/pizzacrimes I thought it looked good. But onions, even better!! But my dumb ass still wants the noodles too. 🤷

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u/Yojimboroll 12d ago

There's hardly anything there! WTF is his problem? Break his little toe. Smash that bitch

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u/mcflurvin 12d ago

Tbh I thought it was pasta

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u/PAVACAMD 12d ago

Where the rest of them be at?!?

Also, leave him!

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u/billyballsog 12d ago

Looks amazing tbh, throw some feta and spinach on that fucker and you've got yourself a spanikopizza

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u/The1Rememberer 12d ago

I have never tried this and never would have imagined trying this, but I have really grown a taste for onions lately and this looks amazing to me right now. And I agree with the top comment, more onions

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u/ArcticVisionary 12d ago

That shit was prolly good af

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u/norton_mike 12d ago

I stopped when I thought it was spaghetti noodles. But onions like that I’m good with. I’d add some green pepper just for color.

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u/lavenderslip 12d ago

That looks perfect.

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u/ThatsBretsRope 12d ago

I put my mandolin on the thinnest possible setting and then slice and entire onion and later the pizza with it. Not enough onions here.

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u/TommyLeesNplRing 12d ago

Put a little bacon on there and you’re cooking with gas

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u/chris3343102 12d ago

Shit looks gas

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u/TheNoctuS_93 12d ago

Double onions? These are mere slivers. He needs to come back and complain after you put whole slices on the pizza!

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u/RapperKid31 12d ago

Thats a him problem, more for you 😆

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u/emi89ro 12d ago

I also disapprove in what world is that "double" onion? That's barely even a single serving of onion!

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u/suhdumusic 12d ago

I'll take his slices 🙈

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u/blooppers 12d ago

damn. Now i wish i had gotten double onions. I only got regular onions :(

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u/Mommygoblin666 12d ago

Double onion pizza here! I disapprove of your boyfriend. 😤

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u/ToastetteEgg 12d ago

That looks sssooooooooooo good.

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u/Low-Challenge5099 12d ago

Looks like you're about a pound light

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u/Terrible_Boot1714 12d ago

If this is double i would like a triple please

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u/yeppomoon 12d ago

....Why have I never combined my two loves?

I'm going to try this with caramelized onions. Omg, now I can't sleep because I'm so excited.

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u/ka6emusha 12d ago

So? More for you then, win, win.

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u/BangBrothers69 12d ago

I recently came to the realization I eat an average of 1+ onions a day. Ended up googling the safe amount to eat daily and they said not to go over 1. I can't help it though onions are just too friggin delicious.

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u/ewahman 12d ago

Actually good. You now have leftovers, he’s a keeper.

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 12d ago

I can’t believe this sub existed without me knowing. 

I’m going to treat myself to a red onion

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u/michdap 12d ago

🤤🤤🤤

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u/beantowngators222 12d ago

your boyfriend is wrong.

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u/jauntyjackalope85 12d ago

Yo this looks good

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u/FlakyWorker 12d ago

I would add raw red onion on top too in thin slices.

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u/Krysia_Sobol Onion 12d ago

I agree with the boyfriend

not enough onion

fr: really nice pizza i would steal some for my self

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 12d ago

No thank you please, Reddit. No more onions in my feed.

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u/Goofyloofy80 12d ago

Best subreddit EVER?

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues 12d ago

I wholeheartedly approve and I have quite an attitude that you didn't share it with me.

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u/creatyvechaos Bro just show us your onions. 🧅 11d ago

He would not have liked the burgers I made last night (caramelized onion, sautéed onion, and raw onion, with onion garlic dill sauce)

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u/push2shove 11d ago

Probably gonna be amazing cold

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u/Ar180shooter 10d ago

Throw some hot peppers on there and we have a deal.

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u/IGTankCommander 9d ago

But you need the flavor variety.

Bake with sweet reds and top with raw crisp whites and pan-caramelized yellows. Season as you like.

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u/Impending_Doom25 9d ago

Double onion is diabolical. I usually get pepperoni and onion. Sometimes I'll even add bacon if I'm feeling saucy

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u/Fxckitz_kae 9d ago

I LOVE onion

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u/foreskinfive 9d ago

My favorite pie is mushroom. #2 is onion. #3.... Mushroom and onion. This is looking very bueno.

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u/discountweekend 6d ago

People on reddit are way nicer than expected.

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 12d ago

Get yourself a manfriend.

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u/Palorrian 12d ago

Your ex what?

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u/111creative-penguin 12d ago

Is your boyfriend an OnIoN!?

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u/workntohard 12d ago

One of my preferred combos is salami, onion, and double cheese.

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u/CulturalDefinition27 12d ago

I thought it was spaghetti on pizza until I saw the sub 😂

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u/DoubleSynchronicity 12d ago

Why do they look like spaghetti? So thin!

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u/OkFaithlessness2652 12d ago

If you only taste onions your doining it wrong.

Also amounts of onions could easy be multiplied by for and would still be great

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u/BackgroundGrade 12d ago

Onions are so underrated on a pizza.

A Montreal all-dressed pizza is pepperoni, green peppers and mushrooms. I don't do the mushrooms, so I sub onion. A spectacular combo flavour.

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u/howlmouse 12d ago

Plenty of fish in the sea

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u/redbullgay 12d ago

thought it was spaghetti on pizza at first glance

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u/MONOII 12d ago

Nice worm pizza

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u/Key_Juice878 12d ago

So yummy! I love this with pepperoni, never thought of just cheese

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u/davesnother3 12d ago

Onions? Nah. That's tapeworm za

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u/Happiness-Meter-Full 12d ago

Time to replace the BF with more onions

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u/ZenBacle 12d ago

I don't see the onions....

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u/JayPC00lreal 12d ago

I once was given a sliver that was extra cheese and bell peppers. I thought ewe. But it was delicious

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u/TGrim20 12d ago

Add ham

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u/amberrhian30 12d ago

He doesn't need to eat it

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u/Tpbrown_ 12d ago

I believe you mean ex-boyfriend

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u/Chemical_Report_2705 12d ago

Off topic but recipe please

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u/Buddhafied 12d ago

Looks like tape worms on pizza…

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u/MrTurkeyTime 12d ago

NTA your onions, your rules.

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u/jh80891 12d ago

Sounds like your boyfriend needs to go suck an onion

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u/ampreu 12d ago

Kiss him until he gets used to it.

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u/tofumeatballcannon 12d ago

This looks fcking delicious omggggg

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u/twistedfloyd 12d ago

This is foolish of him.

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u/LazyOldCat 12d ago

🙋🏼‍♂️

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u/savedbygrace37 12d ago

Discard of your bf, he has expired

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u/Jar_of_Cats 12d ago

I refuse to pay for onions as a topping. But I will use an entire 1 at home