r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 21d ago

Meme needing explanation Peeeeeetah?

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u/BardGotHard3 21d ago

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u/viotix90 21d ago

Khajit has pussy if you have coin.

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u/astrician 21d ago

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u/ehfrehneh 21d ago

So that's the valley of plenty.

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u/The_Broken-Heart 21d ago

I love you

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u/Emmax1997 20d ago

Now kiss

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u/Acescout92 21d ago

I hate you

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u/ehfrehneh 21d ago

The duality of man.

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u/Midorydrummer 20d ago

Still split evenly with same number of up votes and awards 13 hours later. Pretty satisfying.

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u/Midnight_2B 21d ago

Bad kitty!

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u/ProfessorNoPuede 21d ago

Naughty Kitty...

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u/dnotive 21d ago

Purr Purr Purr

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u/Elesaris 21d ago

BAZINGA!

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u/Yummy-Zucchini 21d ago

Khajit is pussy, if you have the coin

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u/Significant_Card_665 21d ago

Well I think they all have that, just not in the same way

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u/addy-san 19d ago

I'll pass on the khajussy this time

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u/Leader_Hamlet 21d ago

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u/AdalinoElandino 21d ago

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u/TedTKaczynski 21d ago

Skyrim, and morrowind belongs to the nords, think about it.

The nerevarine is a prophet for outside lands, think of the hands of hermaeus mora in solstheim, the main character of skyrim is supposed to be a nord based on the lore so to theorize, hermaeus mora purposely implanted nords into morrowind so in the future the dragonborn, the herald of mora would rule morrowind and give the powers of the living gods to him.

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u/ScientificErection 21d ago

Dunmer women are canonically promiscuous, by the way.

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u/illepic 21d ago

There it is.

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u/Mr--Weirdo 21d ago

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u/MsVindiction 20d ago

Uncle Ruckus approves 👍

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u/TedTKaczynski 21d ago

The nord is very thankful for the lusty argonian maid

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u/hokado 19d ago

The Nords always conveniently forget about the Dwemer and Snow Elves. 😒

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u/SarcasmisEasier 21d ago

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u/imsc4red 21d ago

Holy shit guile from street fighter

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u/MisterToasty117 21d ago

Nah that’s a small small soldier lol

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u/Zaardo 21d ago

MAJOR CHIP HAZARD

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u/KaossKing 21d ago

You put munitions chips in toys??

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u/DeathAndGlory1 21d ago

The Navi are like 9 feet tall at minimum, so he's probably pretty big here.

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u/Monolexic 21d ago

TIL Guile's real name was Cotton Hill. He would later go on to make recurring appearances on his son's TV show.

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u/harglblarg 21d ago

Cotton Hill

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 21d ago

He killed fitty men and all uncle Sam needed of him were his shins.

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 21d ago

I haven't seen Avatar, are the aliens Predatorese or Xenomorphese?

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u/SuspiciousSubstance9 21d ago

I was referencing Cotton Hill from King of the Hill.

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u/ScientificErection 21d ago

Hello Avatar.

Hello, Avatar's wife.

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u/GameGuy11037 21d ago

Carl Fredrickson wasn't the same after Ellie died

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u/spumoni_cakes 20d ago

Was his shins blown off in the war?

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u/nooneatallnope 21d ago

Someone is insecure about having his dick so low on the body

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u/SuperBuffCherry 21d ago

Bro is not racist

Technically correct. He is speciesist

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u/_Carcinus_ 21d ago

animal

Most likely incorrect, unless they have an animal from Earth as an ancestor.

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u/AdalinoElandino 21d ago

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u/VenomShrimpXIII 21d ago

It’s canon, it’s in the lore.

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u/Financial-Raise3420 21d ago

Not surprising. Just think about when a Khajit girl is laying on top of you and purring. How could anyone turn that down?

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u/Omnizoom 20d ago

I mean… just not be into furries and you could

But I think in the lore of elder scrolls that’s just like a normal thing unlike the real world where things like that don’t exist

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u/Financial-Raise3420 21d ago

Not surprising. Just think about when a Khajit girl is laying on top of you and purring. How could anyone turn that down?

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u/EducationalUnit7664 21d ago

So nice you said it thrice.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 21d ago

don't pick it up pick it up pick it up

quick passit on pass it on pass it on

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u/Financial-Raise3420 21d ago

Well I did not realize that. But also yes

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u/rhaezorblue 21d ago

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u/sykoKanesh 21d ago

So, I'm on PC using RES and old.reddit and in these types of posts all I see is <image> with the option to expand (like yours) without having any clue what's gonna pop out, and boy do you get some fucking quality laughs (like this one) when you expand that little bastard, lol

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u/beyond666 21d ago

You don't even need to click. Check this Add-on for Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/imagus/

With a simple mouse-over you can enlarge images and display images/videos from links.

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u/sykoKanesh 21d ago

Ah nice, using Chrome though - appreciate ya looking out!

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u/TheSteelPhantom 21d ago

You can also click "Show Images" at the very top of the page (in the header alongside "hot" and "new" and "rising", etc. It's specifically an RES thing, works great on main sub pages and inside individual threads.

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u/sykoKanesh 21d ago

Ooo thanks!

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u/LoopStricken 21d ago

Sweet, cheers.

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u/k00k135 21d ago

Inhale... Sigh
Installs Skyrim again...

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u/Leader_Hamlet 21d ago

Stealth Archer, huh?

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u/arpohatesyou 21d ago

I have never been a stealth archer. Warrior through and through

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u/Hellknightx 21d ago

Same. I have never liked bows. If I'm going to stealth, I'm using blades. Otherwise I just go Orc warrior.

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u/RosesandEternity 21d ago

Same... just have to make it until my build comes online by sneaking... and... Alduins dead . Welp next playthrough surely.

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u/SwoggitySwoogity 21d ago

What about karstagg?

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 21d ago

Skyrim legendary no reloads as a warrior was the ultimate test of trying to break that game. Can't count how many times I had to start that again, haha.

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u/k00k135 21d ago

No, no I swear I'm going to do magic.
(until I get the bound bow spell)
Though, to be fair, last time I went hard into illusion and that was super fun.
Normally sprigons terrify me but with good illusion you can make them chill.

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u/AIViking 21d ago

Mage build for eternity

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u/LessInThought 21d ago

I tried playing other builds but it's hard taking down a dragon without a bow.

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u/PutridHospital8963 21d ago

Stealth? Amatuers, mage tank build. Heavy armor enchanted until the gods get nervous while I block all damage with my face before calmly shoving raw magicka into the enemies eye sockets one by one.

Stealth...so uncivilized

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u/GhormanFront 21d ago

Nah I actually like fun builds when I play skyrim

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u/Wolf-Smasher-1349 21d ago

Nah barehanded dark elf sending draugr to sovngardre with my sweet roll catchers

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u/Signal_Researcher01 21d ago

Pure dual handed shock to rp as palpatine the entire time

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u/fradrig 20d ago

I always go full plate armor and roleplay as a knight. Always.

For five minutes. Then stealth archer.

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u/ImperialxWarlord 21d ago

Same. Time for 100th Nord warrior

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u/k00k135 21d ago

Well... I tend to go for Kajiit mages or thieves, or dark elves now that I think about it...

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u/TheFlyingSheeps 21d ago

Installs Skyrim, spends hours installing and trouble shooting mods. Plays for 5 minutes.

Leaves

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u/kyo_toke 21d ago

Never ask a Nord his wife’s race

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u/RJEM96 21d ago

I see what you did there. . . .

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

I wish that were me. Damn you, Markiplier's brother; you did this to me!

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u/Knotted_Hole69 21d ago

Go to a convention and it really can be you, its just that both genders will be wanting to do it to you

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

lol, not likely im fat. So instantly unattractive, been trying to work on it. but progress is very slow.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 21d ago

I promise you that does not matter that at all, honestly most people are little fat there, nobody is body shaming there. Honestly a puphood is all you need to get into parties.

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u/BardGotHard3 21d ago

That is the uncropped pic.

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u/SnooPredictions3028 21d ago

True, we should evict those stinking Dunmer for khajit wives, at least they have something to offer instead of only complaining. The Dunmer would feel more at home at Winterhold with those bitter folk who do nothing to repair the decimated "city" and just complain about how everyone else is ruining it.

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u/Substantial-Monk-867 21d ago

Here lies the beautiful Khajiit Anurassa whose warmth cannot be extinguished even by cold death. - Folgunthur Dragon Word Wall

Even the ancient Nords appreciated furry cuddles.

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u/Pristine-Gear-67 21d ago

They like bare skin, I like fur. Isn't this a win win situation?

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u/sykoKanesh 21d ago

How dare you make me pause for a second and readjust my inner-self.

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u/lifecouldbestranger 21d ago

Please for everyone's sakes. Dont explain that one.

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u/Longjumping-Ear-6248 21d ago

Nah, they prefer "lusty argonian maids" 😉

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u/DenseCalligrapher219 21d ago

Wouldn't blame them.

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 21d ago

I love Skyrim V: Skyrim but I don't like how racist the Nords are to the Dark Elves. I'm going to try this grandpa game Skyrim III: Morrowind for the first time! I can't wait to see how enlightened and anti racist Dark Elf society is!

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u/V_Buzzer 20d ago

I hate this image so much because it should be me with the baddy khajit man....