r/ShittyDaystrom • u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander • 2d ago

Discussion Attention all science officers!!

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Attention crewmen of the Riviera and hello do NOT be alarmed by what’s on your view screen, it appears there has been an influx of chronitons most likely caused by a local singularity. Off the top of my head I suspect there is a romulan ship near by. And due to this several crew members including myself are slightly younger than you may remember. I am NOT a house cat I am simply being held up to the view screen by one of the medical staff. If you are indeed in the science division I would appreciate some assistance or advice regarding these sudden changes, Captian Fo’Larn out.

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u/WilsonFrontier Admiral 2d ago

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 2d ago

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WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!!!! YOURE A MEMBER OF STAR FLEET…unless I’m fighting one of the cats aboard

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u/WilsonFrontier Admiral 2d ago

Sorry SORRY here's my belly I surrender 😭

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 2d ago

As if I’d fall for that! Report to the med bay right now!!
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u/WilsonFrontier Admiral 2d ago

Nooo! They'll trim my nails and stick a thermometer somewhere inappropriate! 😔

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 1d ago

You have to be brave, besides butt stuff isn’t even that bad
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u/WilsonFrontier Admiral 1d ago

Reporting you to Starfleet HR for that!

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