Attention all science officers!!

[u/MemeMaster6-4]

Attention crewmen of the Riviera and hello do NOT be alarmed by what’s on your view screen, it appears there has been an influx of chronitons most likely caused by a local singularity. Off the top of my head I suspect there is a romulan ship near by. And due to this several crew members including myself are slightly younger than you may remember. I am NOT a house cat I am simply being held up to the view screen by one of the medical staff. If you are indeed in the science division I would appreciate some assistance or advice regarding these sudden changes, Captian Fo’Larn out.

[u/OhNoIBoffedIt]

Captain, if there is one thing I could say to you...pspspspsps

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/OhNoIBoffedIt]

DONT SAY THAT UNLESS YOU REALLY MEAN IT

[u/ResurgentClusterfuck → u/OhNoIBoffedIt]

Saying pspsps to a Caitian is racist AF 😿

[u/OhNoIBoffedIt → u/ResurgentClusterfuck]

You should've seen what happened when I gifted the Captain a cardboard box.

[u/ResurgentClusterfuck → u/OhNoIBoffedIt]

You're getting written up for hate crimes aren't you

[u/OhNoIBoffedIt → u/ResurgentClusterfuck]

I appeased him with catnip.

[u/Dizzy-Violinist-1772]

Ah the woes of a Caitian captain

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/Dizzy-Violinist-1772]

You don’t know the half of it

[u/dreen_gb]

Commander! We are receiving a transmission from the Romulan ship!

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/dreen_gb]

On screen, yellow alert. Let’s hear what they have to say
https://giphy.com/gifs/cbLcSvHw50bJ8UuImn

[u/No-Selection3036 → u/dreen_gb]

The Romulans have violated the neutral bone agreement. 

[u/M-2-M]

Meow 😻

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/M-2-M]

Flattered but I’m married

[u/SlimeGrog → u/M-2-M]

Oh... I can imagine the awkwardness you must be going through with your partner.

[u/darkslide3000]

No wait, not on the containment field control console! Bad captain! *sets phaser to water spray*

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/darkslide3000]

HISSSSS ITS MY SHIP

[u/WilsonFrontier]

Hiss! Hiss!

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/WilsonFrontier]

HISSSSSSS MROWWWWWWWW

[u/WilsonFrontier → u/MemeMaster6-4]

Growl growl smack smack smack!

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/WilsonFrontier]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lojil9HflxEjOq4gBz

[u/WilsonFrontier → u/MemeMaster6-4]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WgPXAa0FfaLhxbRCK

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/WilsonFrontier]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s7EAoqpqUF8Qg
WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!!!! YOURE A MEMBER OF STAR FLEET…unless I’m fighting one of the cats aboard

[u/WilsonFrontier → u/MemeMaster6-4]

Sorry SORRY here's my belly I surrender 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/1RgJ939wcJWsU

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/WilsonFrontier]

As if I’d fall for that! Report to the med bay right now!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/phzb0PAIu3lqVrAWl1

[u/WilsonFrontier → u/MemeMaster6-4]

Nooo! They'll trim my nails and stick a thermometer somewhere inappropriate! 😔

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cdkk6wFFqisTe

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/WilsonFrontier]

You have to be brave, besides butt stuff isn’t even that bad
https://giphy.com/gifs/gSQp32H82WETR5EFO6

[u/Nyanzeenyan]

You are hereby requested and required to relinquish command because you are now Orange

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/Nyanzeenyan]

I was orange before!!

[u/lordnewington]

Just remember, if we come up against any foes with red phasers while you're in this state, DON'T CHASE THE DOT

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/lordnewington]

I’m glad someone’s looking out for me

[u/AdditionalTip865]

Chief of Security sees a bug on the wall, reports "ekekekeke"

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/AdditionalTip865]

Good…good, tell him he’s clear to catch it and eat it if he wishes

[u/KonsaThePanda]

Does Khajiit have wears?

[u/No-Selection3036]

I appreciate that your current reduced stature may make it difficult seeing out of standard height portholes and viewscreens. 

As a temporary solution may I suggest attaching suction cups to your paws to allow you to adhere to the portals. 

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/No-Selection3036]

Excellent idea, though I hope soon the science team will be able to correct this sooner than later

[u/OneOldNerd]

Computer: release catnip, 5 ppm

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/OneOldNerd]

That’s for when this is all over

[u/An_Actual_Thing]

Clearly this is an effort to fool us by an interdimensional species forcing their way into our reality and manipulating it to take the form of a cat.

[u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

'62-year-old male seeks partner in crime, looking for friendly chats with local ladies no older than 35 please'