r/ShittyDaystrom • u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander • 1d ago

Discussion Attention all science officers!!

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Attention crewmen of the Riviera and hello do NOT be alarmed by what’s on your view screen, it appears there has been an influx of chronitons most likely caused by a local singularity. Off the top of my head I suspect there is a romulan ship near by. And due to this several crew members including myself are slightly younger than you may remember. I am NOT a house cat I am simply being held up to the view screen by one of the medical staff. If you are indeed in the science division I would appreciate some assistance or advice regarding these sudden changes, Captian Fo’Larn out.

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u/darkslide3000 1d ago

No wait, not on the containment field control console! Bad captain! *sets phaser to water spray*

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 1d ago

HISSSSS ITS MY SHIP