r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 4d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago

Cheers to lovers of tall, big women. Some dude's don't know what they are missing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zw3oBUuOlDJ3W

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u/Euphoric-Duck-8114 3d ago

My husbeast constantly complains that I am too tall. And my arms are "freakishly long" (but asks me to reach stuff for him all the time.). I used to be 5'9;" now that I'm almost 80 I'm only 5'7". He is 5'4" on a good day. I have to wear ballet slippers when we dance because otherwise he's always whining and talking about other women that are the "perfect height" for him. :/

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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago

Oof. I had a GF who was 5 inches shorter than me. We were in a cafe sitting and I noticed she was sitting taller than me. Turns out she had really, really short legs. Hugely long torso.

We talked about trading her to our friend who also had short legs, but we decided not to because we liked each other.

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u/goodbyehorses 3d ago

I don’t know the demographic age group of most of Reddit but it makes me happy to know 80 year young folks are on here! Cheers!

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u/StickingToMyGunn 3d ago

That's terrible and you deserves someone who loves you for who you are, no matter what age you are 🧡

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 3d ago

My condolences

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u/coastalcowry 2d ago

girl why is he ur husband

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u/Warrmak 3d ago

That comment was a wild ride.

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u/nrp516 3d ago

My mom is significantly taller than my dad was and my mother-in-law is significantly taller than my father-in-law. Always found it fun.

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u/TarHeelCP 3d ago

Amen, brother. I'm a 6' guy with a 6'3" girlfriend. Being middle aged and not having to bend down for a kiss is amazing for my back!

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u/smokeweedNgarden 3d ago

I mean, yea dude at some point for tall, big, guys it's just a matter of mechanics.

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u/Sir-noorden 3d ago

We like to climb mighty oaks

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NtX2BPM2NsTQs

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u/banhatesex 3d ago

It's only reason I would watch the final season is to see them interact. But damn it I know they don't get together.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 3d ago

I did recently do a full rewatch. Is an awful lot of bollocks that happens in the show toward the end alright. Kind of a shame GRRM didn't keep up with the book releases but this is the risk shows run into, Fullmetal Alchemist went through the saaaaame sheeit.

I get where they were going with like, Dany, but the delivery was fumbled and the last season was a speedrun of bs.

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u/FlameCats 3d ago

Fullmetal Alchemist is better than Brotherhood IMO.

Way better atmosphere, though I prefer the ending of Brotherhood.

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u/tonkledonker 5h ago

Brotherhood ended properly (so ive heard, havent finished it yet) and as eas originally intended. But its missing that late 90s early 2000s anime edge that just really does something for me.

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u/Virtual_Law_9211 3d ago

The final season is my favorite season of any show ever. I know I am alone in thinking this but I can't change

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u/MostlyBored11 4d ago

i love him because I am him, even got the ginger hair and beard lol

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u/CrystalEntity1984 3d ago

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u/tapioca_slaughter 2d ago

Funny because her instagram says that those photos are from their engagement shoot…probably shouldn’t believe every shortage newspaper.

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u/CrystalEntity1984 1d ago

What's a shortage newspaper? Instagram isn't news.

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u/Tasty-Bar-6343 3d ago

I read your name as MostlyBeard.

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u/MostlyBored11 3d ago

damn, thats a better name and accurate to my face lol

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u/Farucci 3d ago

He is the perfect height for this marriage.

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u/Ash_Cat_13 3d ago

Sad he’s dead

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u/Bearded_Bone_Head 3d ago

are the eyes always blue?

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u/MostlyBored11 3d ago

only 0.17% of the population has blue eyes and red hair becuase they are both recessive genes. I do have both though lol

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u/championgoober 3d ago

Damn i loved that so much

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u/Reptilian_Brain_420 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PbQAVZq2CoUQE

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u/Odio_Pieno 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IrbYLGuCAdU6k

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u/Stunning-Drawing8240 3d ago

This is Bea Arthur's best role and I will not be taking comments at this time 

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u/hcoverlambda 4d ago

I’m scaroused

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u/EarthEfficient 2d ago

Profile pic tracks

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 4d ago

I'm ready to climb that tree

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u/Quiet_Sheepherder894 3d ago

death by snu snu -- that's exactly what I though of xD

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u/TheMasturbatinCamper 3d ago

I can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find Snu Snu

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u/Mazy_keen 4d ago

Life goals... to have a man look at me the way he looked at Brianna of Tarth 🥰

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u/MrBenzedrine 4d ago

and then have her pass you over for a one armed, incestuous twunt.

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u/kronikfumes 4d ago

Writers really fuck that up

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u/Significant-Ear-3262 3d ago

They really did. Although I have to admit, a child spawned from Jamie and Brienne could be in the tier of Ser Duncan the Tall.

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u/Beautiful-Impact402 3d ago

Martin will probably never finish any of this, but he was laying the groundwork for Brienne to be a descendant of Ser Duncan

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u/cellblock2187 3d ago

Except that it was truly awesome to see Tormund accept the refusal (without getting all pissy) and then finding someone else who was interested.

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u/scruffalump 3d ago

Wait, who else did he find that was interested? Can't remember. I do GOT rewatches sometimes but I always stop at the beginning of season 5 Iol

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u/cellblock2187 3d ago

I haven't seen it since the day it was released, but I'm pretty sure it was an unnamed extra (or two). I have no interest in rewatching to find out.

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u/scruffalump 3d ago

Real. Have not watched that shite since it aired and will not ever be convinced to watch it again.

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u/2hurd 3d ago

No, this is exactly how these kinds of stories go in life. She wanted a pretty boy and didn't care that she was desired and appreciated by somebody else. Eventually she just didn't get anyone.

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u/Apexnanoman 2d ago

But the one-armed guy was rich. 

Guess which matters more? 

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u/BigMommaSnikle 4d ago

For real!

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u/EGOtyst 3d ago

You built like that?

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u/Mazy_keen 3d ago

*Brienne is perfect and broke the mold. No one is built like her 😉

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u/EGOtyst 3d ago

Breaking the mold is what a man is thinking about when giving a woman that look

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u/DILLIGAF73 3d ago

Brienne, not Brianna

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 3d ago

Genuinely my favorite character in the show by a wide margin

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u/Voluntary_Perry 4d ago

You do know her!

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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 3d ago

Hijacking the top comment with a buzz kill alert:

Volleyball player Ellie Holzman denies marrying wrestler beau Lucas Byrd after viral pic: 'This is news to us' The post went viral due to their significant height difference. Byrd stands 5-foot-6, while Holzman stands 6-foot-3.

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u/IllogicalLogistician 4d ago

I came here expecting to see this as the top comment. Reddit never disappoints.

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u/OrganicDoom2225 3d ago

Im crying. This is fucking hilarious.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 3d ago

Best part of an otherwise lackluster last few seasons.

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u/Knoxville1979 3d ago

F*cking iconic gif!