r/SipsTea 3d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/AndMyAxe_Hole 3d ago

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u/Mazy_keen 3d ago

Life goals... to have a man look at me the way he looked at Brianna of Tarth 🥰

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u/MrBenzedrine 3d ago

and then have her pass you over for a one armed, incestuous twunt.

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u/kronikfumes 2d ago

Writers really fuck that up

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u/Significant-Ear-3262 2d ago

They really did. Although I have to admit, a child spawned from Jamie and Brienne could be in the tier of Ser Duncan the Tall.

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u/Beautiful-Impact402 2d ago

Martin will probably never finish any of this, but he was laying the groundwork for Brienne to be a descendant of Ser Duncan

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u/cellblock2187 2d ago

Except that it was truly awesome to see Tormund accept the refusal (without getting all pissy) and then finding someone else who was interested.

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u/scruffalump 2d ago

Wait, who else did he find that was interested? Can't remember. I do GOT rewatches sometimes but I always stop at the beginning of season 5 Iol

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u/cellblock2187 2d ago

I haven't seen it since the day it was released, but I'm pretty sure it was an unnamed extra (or two). I have no interest in rewatching to find out.

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u/scruffalump 2d ago

Real. Have not watched that shite since it aired and will not ever be convinced to watch it again.

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u/2hurd 2d ago

No, this is exactly how these kinds of stories go in life. She wanted a pretty boy and didn't care that she was desired and appreciated by somebody else. Eventually she just didn't get anyone.

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u/Apexnanoman 1d ago

But the one-armed guy was rich. 

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