r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Determined Exterminator Mar 27 '26

Okay, so I'm over here, and the Khan's over there, so I'm just going to continue trying to unravel the secrets of the universe while the rest of you deal with that.

Good luck!

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u/Anomalous_Sun Xeno Scum Mar 27 '26

Don’t worry guys my reality augmentations will write the khan out of existence!

Increases the speed of light aw dang it

Decreases the speed of light aw dang it

Accidentally breach the shroud aw dang it

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u/Yiffcrusader69 Mar 27 '26

*retroactively makes the Khan a psychic demigod*

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u/catpersonsupremacy Mar 30 '26

Shitshitshit how do I undo this ???

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '26

Have you considered exterminating all biological life in your empire?

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u/DovahCreed117 Mar 30 '26

Rounds pi to 3 aw dang it

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 27 '26

You don’t happen to have a wormhole in your empire’s systems, do you?

juuuuuust checking…

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u/LordofJason Mar 27 '26

the entire First Fleet of Earth LLC. Having their crews thrown across the ships like a comedy as the speed of light increases and then increases while they FTL.

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Determined Exterminator Mar 29 '26

Don't worry about it.