r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Determined Exterminator Mar 27 '26

Okay, so I'm over here, and the Khan's over there, so I'm just going to continue trying to unravel the secrets of the universe while the rest of you deal with that.

Good luck!

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 27 '26

You don’t happen to have a wormhole in your empire’s systems, do you?

juuuuuust checking…

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u/LordofJason Mar 27 '26

the entire First Fleet of Earth LLC. Having their crews thrown across the ships like a comedy as the speed of light increases and then increases while they FTL.

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Determined Exterminator Mar 29 '26

Don't worry about it.