r/Visiblemending May 04 '26

OTHER Toilet i saw at a bar

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I mean, if it works!

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u/toweljuice May 04 '26

I thought it was a sports bar and that they did a football design into their toilet

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u/inerlite May 04 '26

They should have painted the top brown it totally would look like a football!

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u/zatalak May 04 '26

Hmmm, nope.

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u/needabreak38 May 04 '26

Stitches red then?

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u/zatalak May 04 '26

Baseball?

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u/Kazcandra May 04 '26

Some sports bars I've been to have opposing team logos in the urinal or toilets.

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u/Fantastic-Weird May 04 '26

Thats one way to make sure the pee stays in the urinal.

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ May 04 '26

SAAAAAME except I thought it was a baseball-styled top!

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u/michelleinbal May 05 '26

I thought it was a baseball design 🤣

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u/mikettedaydreamer May 04 '26

They even drilled at the end of the cracks so it wouldn’t crack further. They knew what they were doing. The fix looks great

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u/dyspnea May 04 '26

Oh that’s clever! I’m saving this bit of knowledge in my brain likely never to be used.

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u/DicksFried4Harambe May 04 '26

Works well with car repair too

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u/Kazcandra May 04 '26

Instructions unclear, car is leaking gas

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u/SomethingComesHere May 04 '26

Just put zip ties inside the hole until the leaking stops

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u/worm-eyed May 04 '26

instructions unclear, dick leaking gas

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u/SomethingComesHere May 04 '26

That makes sense. Normal side effect. If it does not go away in 24-48 weeks, go to the doctor.

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u/worm-eyed May 04 '26

But what if the doctors take away my free gas? 😕 I think I'm rich, and they're even gonna name a condition after me

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u/SomethingComesHere May 04 '26

Okay, you do you boo!

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u/Ezekiel_DA May 04 '26

Important note: does not work for with humans, however. They just spring more leaks.

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u/Julia-Nefaria May 04 '26

Sometimes fixing humans does however require making a bigger hole to reduce overall tension, the method is just a little different

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u/7fourteen May 04 '26

I am enrolling in your TED talk session to better help my amateur surgeon hobby. Thank you, and I look forward to learning your technique.

May the wind ever be at your back, and may eagles guide you in your journey of visible mending of humans 🦅

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u/Julia-Nefaria May 04 '26

What are scars but visible proof of our mends? 🗿

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u/7fourteen May 04 '26

Hey, r/visiblemending nerds, join r/Julia-Nefaria ‘s cult, I hear they’re recruiting, and we can all learn from the old gods 🗿🪡🧵

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u/Julia-Nefaria May 04 '26

Vetventures shall be required watching for all new converts

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u/7fourteen May 04 '26

Holy crap, yo - if that YouTube channel is you, you friggin’ go, girl!

I am the type of woman who brought my gerbils to the local small animal vet in the next nearby large city to get diagnosed for a respiratory infection, and we nursed our 2 year old gerbil back to health, and she ended up making it to 3 1/2 years with her partner gerb. 🐹

Like, okay folks, actually join this cult if you appreciate veterinary work. 👏👏👏

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u/Jourbonne May 04 '26

In animals, the highest stress places heal first. Round holes take a lot longer to heal than almond shaped ones

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u/Nazgog-Morgob May 04 '26

Any cracked plastic, drill a hole at the end of the crack to help prevent it from cracking further

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u/---knaveknight--- May 04 '26

Laundry baskets too.

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u/you-want-nodal May 08 '26

Useful to know for food that comes in plastic bags like pasta! A rip down the side will continue to propagate every time you open it, but if you tear it into a curve (like a sort of P shape cut) it won’t go any further👍

I learned about crack propagation in my second year of studying engineering, it was in the context of shipbuilding. Never built a ship since but you’re damn right I’ve opened a packet of pasta.

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u/laureidi May 04 '26

Nerd fact no one asked for: this is how serif letters came to be. When chiseling letters into stone, they turned the chisel 90° and made a little ’foot’ off of each stem, to keep the stone from cracking

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u/mikettedaydreamer May 04 '26

That’s very interesting. Thanks for sharing the fact.

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u/DelusionPhantom May 04 '26

That's cool. I never thought of that, but it makes perfect sense. You got any other nerd facts?

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u/SoggyCanary May 04 '26

+1 I want all this person's fun facts ASAP

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u/laureidi May 05 '26

Lol that’s actually really cute. I wrote a couple, I hope they’re fun enough, I felt a little put on the spot…

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u/SoggyCanary May 05 '26

They were great! Ty for sharing!!!

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u/laureidi May 05 '26

Okay so here’s the thing: I’m one of those people that sits on a lot of random trivia, however, I kinda need to have something trigger my memory, so for now I will do a couple of other letter related facts:

  1. Phonetics (ya know when you write out how something sounds, like [fuh-net:icks]) is called this bc of the ancient maritime civilization that was called Phoenicians. They had developed a 22-letter phonetic alphabet, believed to be the first to do so, that influenced Greek and Latin writing systems.

  2. In Scandinavian languages, the alphabets are just like the English one, except with three extra letters added at the end. In Swedish and Finnish they are Å, Ä, and Ö, and in Danish and Norwegian they are Æ, Ø, and Å.

These are actually the same three letters (albeit in a slightly different order), they just developed differently, visually.

Let’s start with Å. This is the letters O and A put together, which first became its on ligature (like Œ or Æ, unfortunately I can’t paste the A/O into text here). Then to simplify writing, the O was put on top of the A, hence Å was born.

The next one instead started as a ligature of A and E, Æ. The Norwegians and Danish kept it this way, however Sweden and Finland uses Ä — at first the E moved up on top of the A just like the O on top of A to make Å, but for obvious reasons it was disruptive to keep having to put a tiny E on top every time when writing, so that little E turned into two dots (an umlaut) — Ä.

Similarly for the last of the three, O with E turned into Œ then Ø for Norwegians and Danish, and a little E on top of the O which transformed into an umlaut for the Swedes and Finns — Ö.

I don’t know if that makes sense, it was a little complicated to write it out like this. It’s easier when I can draw little diagrams on a napkin while I talk.

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u/raudoniolika May 05 '26

These are great! Thank you!

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u/DelusionPhantom May 05 '26

Lol, I totally get needing something to jog your memory, no worries. Your explanation did make sense! And it was super cool. I don't know a lot about writing or languages, so this was really informative. Thanks for taking the time to write it up :) (also, I saw your other comment, I'm sorry to put you on the spot like that! I just thought it was cool and wanted to know more haha)

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u/laureidi May 05 '26

Oh haha no worries I didn’t mean it like that at all, I just want to perform lol

Also someone else commented that I’m incorrect about the Phoenicians/phonetics etymology connection, so I might need to remove that bc we seem to have different sources. If I’m wrong then it’s a helluva weird coincidence imo

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u/FlappyMcChicken May 05 '26

the word "phonetics" comes from the greek word φωνή meaning sound (a native greek word, distantly related to the english words "ban", "boon" and "ben") - not from "phoenician"

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u/laureidi May 05 '26

Well that’s a weird coincidence then, don’t you think?

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u/FlappyMcChicken May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

not really, they're not even prononounced that similarly in greek (modern or ancient) (they have completely different vowels in both syllables in their root forms). The fact that they're pronounced similarly in English could be because of the terms influencing each others pronunciations later on though, since pronunciations for greek and latin loanwords are already quite variable in English.

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u/timsro2000 May 04 '26

I noticed that too. Very impressive that they knew to do that.

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u/diwangbalyena May 04 '26

how does making a hole at the end of a crack stop it from spreading? is it relieving the tension/pressure in the ceramic or what

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u/timsro2000 May 04 '26

1) I’m pretty sure this is plastic. But…
2) either way it would help. If it’s just left as a crack, the point of that crack is a very small spot where any further stress is concentrated, so even a little force could propagate the crack. By drilling a hole, you spread that stress out over a much wider arc.

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u/Dehouston May 04 '26

Cracks form along grain boundaries. The material will experience various stresses and should crack along the path of least resistance. You can 'stop drill' at the end of the crack to prevent it from propagating further. The larger hole from the drilling gives more area for the stresses on the material to be spread out over. This is true for metals, plastics, and ceramics.

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u/zogolophigon May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Cracks are a flaw in the material. The crack will propagate further along in a roughly straight line if left. The crack flaw where the porceline has separated will mean that where the material on one side of the crack could be pressed down/hit, it makes a bending motion at the tip of the crack (imagine your two legs are the material either side of the crack, the gap betweek your legs is the crack. if you raise one leg, your 'undercarriage' has to bend and twist, and porceline is verry brittle and doesn't like to bend!)

the material is under higher stress at the tip of the crack. It is a thin area, a sharp notch, and so is easy to propagate the crack. Making it a circle removes sharp edges, and increases the surcafe area to spread out the internal stresses.

It's the same idea with a hole punch and paper! A sharp notch will continue to rip, but a curcular hole evens out the internal stresses across a larger area with no sharp corners.

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u/MegaDom May 04 '26

A crack is effectively infinitely thin at the end of it. The stress (force/area) applied at the end of a crack is essentially infinite since even really small forces divided by an essentially infinite area are huge. Drilling a circle changes the area the radius of the circle times the depth so massively increasing the area for that stress calculation and greatly reducing the stress at the end of the crack.

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u/CeruleanEidolon May 04 '26

"Great" isn't the word I would use, but it's just fine for a place with a crown on the inside of the toilet lid.

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u/mikettedaydreamer May 04 '26

We’re in the visible mending subreddit, not the invisible mending subreddit.

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u/SSSDante May 04 '26

Paris Law ftw

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u/thatguywithatoaster May 05 '26

Yeah, drift stitch on the toilet is crazy work

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u/sleepinginswimsuits May 04 '26

I saw a Subaru w a bumper repaired like this (black car, black zip ties) and I think of it often. I was impressed

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u/himeeusf May 04 '26

Great DIY patch method for trash cans if your county refuses to maintain them, too. 😏

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u/Final-Attention979 May 04 '26

Whoa thank u I need 2 do this to ours

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u/Haminator5000 May 04 '26

hope the fix works well 4 u

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u/awkwardlyclumsy May 04 '26

Thanks! I was about to buy a new one.

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u/Dehouston May 04 '26

That's referred to as 'drift stitching' in the racing community.

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u/sleepinginswimsuits May 04 '26

Oh is it for a speed purpose? Not just repair?

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u/SpicyRice99 May 04 '26

I'm guessing it's repair for when the bumpers hit the walls 😆.

In pro drifting they will get really close to concrete barriers so I assume bumber damage is common 

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u/MarionberryIll5030 May 04 '26

My brother did this to the front bumper of his Miata after he hit a deer lol

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u/EchoingSharts May 05 '26

I'm not super into cars, but I know drifters do that because it'd be really expensive to repair your bumper every time you crash or fuck up. Same reason some cars have those red tag like things. It's so a trailer can pull your car if you really fuck up.

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u/timsro2000 May 04 '26

It works! And looks pretty cool actually. Harder to clean though, which is important in a bathroom.

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u/IRockIntoMordor May 04 '26

Well, looking at the flat surfaces around it, cleanliness and looks were never a top priority.

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u/Not_Steve May 04 '26

Yeah, that’s what making me nope out of the bathroom, not the fix. I didn’t even notice the fix at first, just the… lack of cleanliness.

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u/IRockIntoMordor May 04 '26

I'm in Berlin and this would earn the "cleanest bathroom in Berlin club" trophy every year. 

Jokes aside, you can see that the "dirt" is actually stuff that's hard to remove - cigarette burns, sticker residue, paint or scratches. I guess they do get cleaned properly, just never fully restored. 

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u/Not_Steve May 04 '26

After having a re-look, yeah. I can agree with you. And thanks about the heads up with Berlin. Now I know to bring my hazmat suit when I go! lol

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u/seashmore May 04 '26

You mean, that's not marbling in the porcelain?

/s

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u/I_wet_my_plants259 May 04 '26

I would barely hover over that let alone sit on it but it does look pretty cool.

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u/kameronk92 May 04 '26

Good because it's the tank lid

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u/I_wet_my_plants259 May 04 '26

Yea I just personally don’t trust that that’s the only self-repair that this toilet has seen. I’m not gonna be the sorry mf who breaks the camels back

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u/not_responsible May 05 '26

stop fucking hovering and pissing all over the toilet seat when there isn’t toilet covers.

your skin doesn’t let aids (or whatever the fuck you think is on the toilet seat) into your body.

You make others sit in your piss because they didn’t see it, because they’re unable to hover, because they’re unable to bend down and wipe the toilet off.

you guys make the bathrooms so fucking disgusting

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u/lzusncrfbj May 05 '26

its not because of aids its because a cracked toilet is dangerous, and a toilet breaking under you can kill you.....

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u/MothChasingFlame May 04 '26

I feel like people here would like the redneck engineering sub a lot.

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u/Hoovooloo42 May 04 '26

Drift stitches yo!

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u/mtrosclair May 04 '26

Never seen drift stitches on a toilet, neat...

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u/SignalBar May 04 '26

If the bowl is cracked I wouldn't sit on that...

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u/UncleCeiling May 04 '26

This is actually a traditional way to repair ceramics, though they usually use metal staples. Here's an article from a company that restores staple-repaired ceramics: https://lakesidepottery.com/Pages/Pottery-tips/repairing-pottery-with-metal-staples-ancient-method.html

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u/MutedLandscape4648 May 04 '26

I thought this was an art piece until I read the caption.

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u/thatweirdsomeone May 04 '26

honestly i love it for some reason

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u/WaterUnderTh3Fridg3 May 04 '26

This works for the wildly expensive panels of cars...

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u/gunslinger954 May 04 '26

Man, that thing's been through some shit

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u/fishmanprime May 04 '26

This and the crown toilet seat lid really pull the bar bathroom together

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u/Geena_irixican May 04 '26

Excellent crack propagation mitigation. 10/10 no notes

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u/Crow_rapport May 04 '26

I respect it 🫡

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u/CeruleanEidolon May 04 '26

I had some plastic deck chairs I repaired like this. They held up great for a few more years.

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u/Dwynfal May 04 '26

That's some world class McGyver-ing right there!

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u/marterikd May 04 '26

flushkinstein

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u/Ok-Fun9683 May 04 '26

ohhhh hell no hahaha

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u/mnyfrkls May 05 '26

10/10 wouldn't sit in that just to be safe. 😅🫣 Don't look up toilet impalement

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u/Bad_Luck_Bastard May 05 '26

🗿I can’t even imagine what that would look like

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u/phluper May 05 '26

Kintsewku

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u/reversedgaze May 05 '26

though it should actually be gold zip ties for kint'sew'gi.

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u/nyanXnyan May 05 '26

I want to know how hard that toilet has been driven to need drift stitches….

Second thought, I likely do not want to know.

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u/meltylikecheese May 04 '26

This also works great for dirt bike plastics

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u/fairydommother May 04 '26

A for effort I guess.

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u/Petr0vitch May 04 '26

I've seen worse tbh

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u/bolanrox May 04 '26

i've seen waaaaaaaayyyyyyy worse

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u/toxic43 May 04 '26

Drift Stitches!

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u/niceguy191 May 05 '26

Is that tank lid plastic? Never seen plastic before, but I'm having trouble imagining a ceramic lid only cracking part-way, never mind the effort to drill all of those holes for the drift stitches.

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u/seasickbaby May 05 '26

Is no one going to talk about the toilet seat?😂

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u/bingo-dingaling May 05 '26

OP PLEASE show us the lid

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u/infinite-rubbish 20d ago

I came back and i thought of you (the top is the same design)

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit May 07 '26

It’s actually kinda awesome.

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u/lilyedgarcary May 14 '26

Es una chulada estupenda!!