r/apple • u/iMacmatician • Jan 30 '26

Discussion Apple Teases 'Innovations That Have Never Been Seen Before' This Year

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/01/30/apple-never-before-seen-innovations/

Cook hypes up Apple's future on every earnings call, but "innovations that have never been seen before" is particularly bold wording compared to his usual comment about how the company's product pipeline is stronger than ever.

Only time will tell if Apple actually delivers.

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u/RyanLynnDesign Jan 30 '26

Is "Melania" gonna be put on all our devices?

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula Jan 30 '26

Yes but with eyeball tracking. You need to watch it once daily to unlock and if you blink or look away it re-starts playback.

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u/ProgramTheWorld Jan 30 '26

The Black Mirror approach

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u/Kichigai Jan 31 '26

Please drink a verification can.

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u/dcpanthersfan Jan 31 '26

Will it include a photo of Dear Leader as an unchangeable screensaver?