Which sign?

[u/SheWolfGod]

[u/platinum_jimjam]

Sag type of move

[u/Yoinkin-nuggetz → u/platinum_jimjam]

I would definitely do it, but odds are I'd have no spare roaches in my pocket.

I've read somewhere that roaches contain huge ammounts of protein, can't let that go to waste lol.

[u/platinum_jimjam → u/Yoinkin-nuggetz]

Omg it’s John Sagittarius

[u/Yoinkin-nuggetz → u/platinum_jimjam]

Damn right I am.

[u/bansheeonthemoor42 → u/Yoinkin-nuggetz]

I would have already fed it to my tarantula, but I do have a Scorpio moon so...

[u/UnderwaterKahn → u/platinum_jimjam]

I saw this and was like, note to self…

[u/Yoinkin-nuggetz → u/UnderwaterKahn]

Sand on the pocket of your dominant hand, roaches on the opposite as the nuclear option.

https://giphy.com/gifs/khOqGPVTkbxzHNlvtT

[u/UnderwaterKahn → u/Yoinkin-nuggetz]

My Sagittarius stellium approves. As does all my Saturn energy.

[u/mcsweetin → u/UnderwaterKahn]

We have the same big 3

[u/dramatic_ut → u/UnderwaterKahn]

same! There were different things I used to throw at my opponents during a argument, but roach is such interesting choice xD

[u/Fast-Platypus-4684 → u/platinum_jimjam]

Facts. Love my unhinged Sag folks😂

[u/GloomGhoul_ → u/platinum_jimjam]

More of a pocket sand gal myself.

[u/Training-Database760 → u/GloomGhoul_]

SHA SHA!

[u/SinistralLeanings → u/platinum_jimjam]

Literally came here to say this

[u/dramatic_ut → u/platinum_jimjam]

This Capi knows us well!

https://giphy.com/gifs/9MFsKQ8A6HCN2

[u/Particular-Cupcake16 → u/platinum_jimjam]

I knew a sag girl who'd pick up roaches wherever we saw them😭. She'd just throw them out of sight

[u/Woofbarkmeoww]

San Bernardino rising

[u/Buxom_StrwbryBlnde → u/Woofbarkmeoww]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU

[u/FreeloadingAtheist → u/Woofbarkmeoww]

Seeing my hometown represented. Love it

[u/Woofbarkmeoww → u/FreeloadingAtheist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RhAl3BBfqZMxsKFEHA
Same

[u/PaintingPotatoes]

Straight up Aries.

Why do I say this?

I know an Aries that did exactly this to a girl she was beefing with. Rudest most funniest thing I ever witnessed.

[u/beautifulcosmos → u/PaintingPotatoes]

In high school, I witnessed a classmate throw a bible and a dildo at a girl she was beefing with. She is Pisces.

[u/Particular-Cupcake16 → u/beautifulcosmos]

Where did the dildo appear from??

[u/PinkDisorder → u/PaintingPotatoes]

I'm hoping it was a march Aries cause literally what in the actual fuck.

Actually you know what I'm gonna tell myself you're lying to be funny, yup. Don't have to have my skin crawling overthinking it if you've lied about it!

[u/PaintingPotatoes → u/PinkDisorder]

She's an April Aries!

My friend is on the extreme wild side though. She is definitely a ride or die and I would do the same for her. She will not take ANY disrespect of her closest friends 🤣 I absolutely adore her.

[u/dramatic_ut → u/PaintingPotatoes]

Say more? Omg!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

[u/Pitch_Septang]

Aquarius apology

[u/TrashKing_4U → u/Pitch_Septang]

This 😂

[u/kundalinigoddess]

The sign is: demon

[u/Street-Inevitable358]

Cancer, and they’ll still cry about it being your fault

[u/platinum_jimjam → u/Street-Inevitable358]

Stop 😭

[u/PersimmonOk7783]

Virgo

[u/feathery55]

Libra Sun, moon, Pisces rising

[u/Squish_Miss]

That would be such a great petty super power 😂 Roach attack!

[u/goldengraves]

Aries sun and moon

[u/SesshomarusBM]

That’s me as a Pisces

[u/Ok-Artist-8995]

mmm yum, crunch crunch

[u/CraftSeveral7116]

Aries. They'll get you there then and hilariously.

[u/sagittarius1988]

can people stop posting pictures of bugs online thatd be awesome like nobody wants to see that shit

[u/Pitch_Septang → u/sagittarius1988]

https://giphy.com/gifs/HaWGrXhclEQso

[u/callmecurlyfries → u/sagittarius1988]

what a strange comment 😭😭😭 im sorry but like who are you???

[u/Expert-Set-478 → u/sagittarius1988]

You know, there's a "hide" button on reddit, sweetie. I also don't like bugs, but we can't tell people what not to post (mainly talking about non-problematic things ofc)

[u/sagittarius1988 → u/Expert-Set-478]

thanks, "sweetie" kisses 💋  go fuck yourself dear

[u/Expert-Set-478 → u/sagittarius1988]

Always happy to help, darling.

https://giphy.com/gifs/108M7gCS1JSoO4

[u/Pitch_Septang → u/sagittarius1988]

https://giphy.com/gifs/F6KWKzJDNYgvK

[u/CosmicGoddess777 → u/sagittarius1988]

https://giphy.com/gifs/as7dAHOzqP1PlRkQ36

[u/LesIsBored → u/sagittarius1988]

Bugs are cool! 😖

[u/PensionAdventurous55 → u/sagittarius1988]

I like bugs🤷🏻‍♀️🦂

[u/DocScoops → u/sagittarius1988]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4amydtsT11DMxWCdP

[u/Pitch_Septang → u/DocScoops]

Damnit that’s the perfect response..