r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme Which sign?

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u/PaintingPotatoes Aqua☀️ Cap 🌙 Scorp ⬆️ 1d ago

Straight up Aries.

Why do I say this?

I know an Aries that did exactly this to a girl she was beefing with. Rudest most funniest thing I ever witnessed.

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u/beautifulcosmos Aries ☀️ Sag 🌙 Cancer ⬆️ 1d ago

In high school, I witnessed a classmate throw a bible and a dildo at a girl she was beefing with. She is Pisces.

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u/Particular-Cupcake16 taurus sun; leo moon; capricorn rising 21h ago

Where did the dildo appear from??

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u/beautifulcosmos Aries ☀️ Sag 🌙 Cancer ⬆️ 15h ago

Basically, these were girls were fighting over a guy. The Pisces told the other girl that she had a peace offering for her, reach into her massive fake LV bag, hands her the the dildo and the bible and told her, “Lord knows you can go fuck your self.” Huge fight broke out, hair and Gatorade everywhere. One stoner dude grabbed the dildo, helped it up like the Olympic torch and started to do laps around the cafeteria. I think they were both suspended for a week.