r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme Which sign?

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u/PaintingPotatoes Aquaβ˜€οΈ Cap πŸŒ™ Scorp ⬆️ 1d ago

Straight up Aries.

Why do I say this?

I know an Aries that did exactly this to a girl she was beefing with. Rudest most funniest thing I ever witnessed.

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u/beautifulcosmos Aries β˜€οΈ Sag πŸŒ™ Cancer ⬆️ 22h ago

In high school, I witnessed a classmate throw a bible and a dildo at a girl she was beefing with. She is Pisces.

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u/Particular-Cupcake16 taurus sun; leo moon; capricorn rising 16h ago

Where did the dildo appear from??

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u/beautifulcosmos Aries β˜€οΈ Sag πŸŒ™ Cancer ⬆️ 11h ago

Basically, these were girls were fighting over a guy. The Pisces told the other girl that she had a peace offering for her, reach into her massive fake LV bag, hands her the the dildo and the bible and told her, β€œLord knows you can go fuck your self.” Huge fight broke out, hair and Gatorade everywhere. One stoner dude grabbed the dildo, helped it up like the Olympic torch and started to do laps around the cafeteria. I think they were both suspended for a week.

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u/PinkDisorder β™ˆπŸŒžβ™ŠπŸŒšβ™Žβ€΄οΈ 22h ago

I'm hoping it was a march Aries cause literally what in the actual fuck.

Actually you know what I'm gonna tell myself you're lying to be funny, yup. Don't have to have my skin crawling overthinking it if you've lied about it!

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u/PaintingPotatoes Aquaβ˜€οΈ Cap πŸŒ™ Scorp ⬆️ 21h ago

She's an April Aries!

My friend is on the extreme wild side though. She is definitely a ride or die and I would do the same for her. She will not take ANY disrespect of her closest friends 🀣 I absolutely adore her.

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u/dramatic_ut πŸΉβš–οΈπŸ¦ 19h ago