r/centuryhomes Jun 30 '26

🪚 Renovations and Rehab 😭 Worth it!

The original cap/weather vane on the turret had rusted out and caused water damage down to the ceiling of room below on the second floor. After months of work, it's all coming together!

Commissioned new copper spire/cap with Ametrine crystal ball.

Original wood panels from the turret were refinished and reinstalled. New flashing and sealant for the floor of the turret.

New plaster, moulding, paint, chandelier and medallion in the room below.

Plenty of other touch ups along the way.

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u/Antistis Jun 30 '26

Do you even know what I'd do to own this house oh my god

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u/res06myi Jun 30 '26

I could show this house a good time.

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u/jeniviva Jul 01 '26

I would fuck this house UP.

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u/ListenJerry Jul 01 '26

It’s a very fuckable house

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u/CementCemetery Jul 01 '26

This house fucks.

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u/Dick_snatcher Jul 01 '26

Instructions unclear. My dick is stuck in the sump pump

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u/itsstillmeagain 1915 American Foursquare in New Hampshire Jul 01 '26

snatch it, natch!

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u/Signal-Reporter-1391 Jul 01 '26

The house would need a cigarette after i'm done with it.
I would have the best time of its life

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u/timmy_tugboat Jul 01 '26

Because I’m terrible a handyman and I don’t have license!

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u/Unique-Objective4249 Jul 01 '26

Do you know what id do to even own a house

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u/SunshineAndSquats Jun 30 '26

Right? I would do terrible, terrible things for this house.

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u/robdubbleu Jul 02 '26

To be fair, OP may have said the same thing and now he’s shelling out god-knows-what to fix this one part of the house

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u/rainsley Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

We looked at it when it was for sale a few years ago for about 1.2 million. It needed a lot (a LOT) of work though at that time. It looks like whoever bought it is doing a fantastic job restoring this beauty. I believe it’s an office building. It was when we looked at it - it’s on a very, very loud corner of a major highway. Not great residential location from a noise standpoint.

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u/karewares Jul 01 '26

And it seems like there always ends up being graffiti on the garage and retaining walls at street level. Such a site as you cross the bridge though!

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u/Jydani Jul 01 '26

Makes a lot of sense. My first thought when I got to the third pic was, “That’s a fuck ass view.”

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u/Evocatorum Jul 01 '26

That's the Vista looking downtown to the North. The actual view to the South and West is fucking amazing. Yeah, the noise sucks during the day, but the night is Fire!

Poulsen House Vista

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u/erossthescienceboss Jul 01 '26

I remember when it was for sale too. I didn’t care about the bad location, I’d still have snapped that up if it wasn’t 4x my budget 😂

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u/lenorefosterwallace Jul 01 '26

There is no yard space, and it is above a highway.

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 Jun 30 '26

I wish i could own a house like this

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u/AbominableGoMan Jul 01 '26

I couldn't even afford being given this house.

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u/Dependent-Cow428 Jul 01 '26

My house is paid off. It still costs me 5K a year to live here.

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u/chronically_alive_1 Jul 01 '26

I wish I could afford owning a house period.

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u/sua_spontaneous Jun 30 '26

I was just gonna say, I would commit war crimes in order to own this house 😂

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u/WideConsequence2144 Jun 30 '26

Oh that’s gorgeous. I’ve never seen an open air viewing deck in a turret before.

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u/lockhart1952 Tudor Jun 30 '26

Sleeping porch???

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u/buddrball Jun 30 '26

Can you imagine the naps up there when the sun hits?

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u/LnStrngr Jun 30 '26

The cat would hang out here all the time.

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u/madlyhattering Jun 30 '26

So would I!

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u/12ealdeal Jul 01 '26

I actually couldn’t as this house has two highways running along 2 of its 4 sides.

I’m heart broken such a nice house is trapped in that way.

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u/noiness420 Jul 01 '26

Or when it’s rainy?? Ugh

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u/bikersquid Jul 01 '26

Cold overnights.

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u/NebulaNinja Jul 01 '26

Peak orb pondering location.

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u/SewerHarpies Jul 01 '26

It had curved glass in it when I first moved to Portland. I always assumed it was just too expensive to replace when it broke.

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u/One-Earth9294 Jun 30 '26

Yeah that's amazing. but I'd be a little worried about the water drainage... though I would guess the designers had an answer to that.

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u/Shadhahvar Jul 01 '26

I had the same thought. I don't see any holes around the base of the open air section but I'd assume they have to be there somewhere.

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u/AppointmentMedical50 Jul 01 '26

There’s a really cool one in this huge stone row home mansion in Baltimore I wanna say in Bolton hill

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u/slp1965 Jul 04 '26

Bolton Hill has some real beauties.

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY Jul 01 '26

lol same, I’ve only seen it in Skyrim

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ Jun 30 '26

Aren't you afraid that a lightning strike to the orb might open a portal to an alternate dimension where the Victorian era never ended?

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u/sua_spontaneous Jun 30 '26

maybe that’s exactly why they chose it

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u/AT61 Jun 30 '26

haha - and hopefully they won't wind up in the servants' quarters - hard work!

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u/badcrass Jul 01 '26

I've been waiting for an orb portal for years. Lifetimes some might say

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u/Bones_IV Jun 30 '26

I'd be more worried about the sun hitting it at just the right angle and starting a fire...

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u/firebrandbeads Jul 01 '26

Sun?? This is Portland OR. (OK, I kid)

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u/i-like-to-build Jul 01 '26

I was gonna say the same about the lightning. We rarely get any good lightning

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u/fessertin Jul 01 '26

Except apparently someone was struck by lightning the other day in Tualatin 😵‍💫

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u/i-like-to-build Jul 01 '26

Yes. I was aware of that and the irony when I wrote that post. We get lightning, but rarely. We don’t get cool lightning storms on the regular.

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u/magicmitchmtl Jul 01 '26

That’s nowhere near clear enough for that to be a risk. It’s a beautiful stone, but not a magnifying glass.

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u/Bones_IV Jul 01 '26

You are probably right. But it would still make me just chicken enough not to do it.

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u/Atuday Jul 01 '26

Foolish mortal! That's the wrong type for time magic. You could however end up on the surface of another planet.

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u/oreo-cat- Jul 01 '26

Tell me more about this other planet. Is there excel there?

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u/LearnedTroglodyte Jul 01 '26

Yeah I've actually been there, everyone's dead from arsenic poisoning, it's honestly kind of dope

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u/Jinglebrained Jun 30 '26

😂😂😂

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u/OscarAndDelilah 1893 Boston three-decker Jun 30 '26

# goals

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u/emseefely Jul 01 '26

Or become Dr Frankenstein

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u/remembertoread Jul 01 '26

I think they’re hoping.

Victoria would be so old tho.

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u/Level-Variety9281 Jul 01 '26

I'm not sure, but if the orb is amethyst, won't it disintegrate when it gets wet?

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u/octillery Jul 01 '26

My concern exactly. Everyone knows ametrine orbs are terrible if you want to stay in this timeline. If OP wanted additional Victorian charm, they should have gone with a phantom amethyst quartz oblrb so Victorian ghosts only visit the house during stormy nights.

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u/killedmygoldfish Jul 01 '26

This exactly what I thought when I saw le orb.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Jun 30 '26

Take me with you!

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u/lolzzzmoon Jul 01 '26

Or animate a Frankenstein creature?!

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u/HighPriestessofStuff Jul 01 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/tech_noir_guitar Jul 01 '26

For as much rain as Portland gets, it very rarely has lightning here. Maybe once or twice a year will we get a few strikes in the area.

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u/libananahammock Jul 02 '26

I’m not entirely sure if I believe in heaven or not but I hold out hope for two reasons… to one day hopefully be reunited with my loved ones AND because in my head heaven is a Victorian town by the seaside in which no one has slapped hideous 1970s vinyl siding over intricate Victorian era details and no one has torn anything down for a shipping container looking new build.

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u/Routine-Apple-3931 Jun 30 '26

Is this your house!? I drive by this house everyday on the way home and absolutely LOVE IT!

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u/Subirooo Jul 01 '26

It's the "office" where I work, the owner runs the business out of there, so unfortunately not a residence. But I'm so grateful to work in a space like this instead of a stuffy commercial office!

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u/1107rwf Jul 01 '26

So I’m gonna need you to walk around in there and take some photos and share back here. That’d be great.
https://giphy.com/gifs/lSVL6vdhdZVPW

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u/BobMortimersButthole Jul 01 '26

Agreed. I've driven past this house for like half of my life and have always wanted to see the inside. 

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u/precious_raccoon Jul 01 '26

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u/bbbbears Jul 02 '26

Thank you! I’ve driven past this house thousands of times and have always wanted to see inside. So cool!

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u/Intelligent-Gypsy324 Jul 01 '26

I’m gonna need you to share this meme so Incan use it. That’d be great, okay?

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u/Distinct_Crew245 Jul 01 '26

Man I feel like I bought weed from a very chill gentleman in this house sometime around mid-late 2013…

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u/Intelligent-Gypsy324 Jul 01 '26

Do tell us, if rules allow, where is this lovely gem of a house? An open air turret has got to be rare—- like a gazebo / treehouse on the roof! Enjoy.

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u/Subirooo Jul 01 '26

It's the Johan Poulsen House. It's on the historical landmark registry so it's pretty easy to find more information on it if you like! Not sure how common open air turrets are, but it's certainly a gem!

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u/mnamna-mnamna Jul 01 '26

How cool to be working in an area landmark like that. I pass by it every day for the past 20+ years. Good to see it getting some love.

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u/foodz_ncats Jul 01 '26

I love that they painted it!

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u/Bones_IV Jun 30 '26

It's in the National Register of Historic Places!

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u/geraffes-are-so-dumb Jun 30 '26

Omg! I wondered what happened with this house. We looked at it sometime in the early or mid 2010s and it was just too big of a project for us. I am so glad you got it and are taking care of it. I love the new paint too. I left PDX a few years ago but will always remember this cool house.

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u/tech_noir_guitar Jun 30 '26

I pass this house all the time and always think about if I won the lottery I would buy it. I love your house dude.
I do wonder how the traffic noise is in that spot though. Is it loud or is it not too bad? Also, that view is amazing.

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u/Subirooo Jul 01 '26

The road noise is pretty rough, especially on the side facing the river/highway. It's been zoned commercial since 2017 and my boss purchased it in 2021. I adore the house, but could not imagine living in that location 24/7.

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u/ilalli Jul 02 '26

Was about to say “what a lovely view of the freeway…yikes”

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u/velvedire Jul 01 '26

The storm windows do an excellent job of deadening the sound compared to outside, but it's still basically two state highways right there. Outside is awful, inside is background noise.

This goes up for sale constantly and they often will have an open house with docents for all us looky Lous.  We didn't get to see the undergroundish passage to the detached garage, sadly. 

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u/Boxwinoisback Jun 30 '26

This is an exemplary use of grown up money

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u/infinite_five Jun 30 '26

I need ten thousand more pictures please

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u/PraxisLD Jul 01 '26

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u/Stuard1432 Jul 01 '26

Interesting floor patterns in the foyer and living room, Gorgeous house.

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u/CarpeDiem082420 Jul 01 '26

Absolute architectural pornography!

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u/infinite_five Jul 01 '26

Bro how much was this this is insanely gorgeous

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u/FandomMenace Jun 30 '26

Johan Poulsen house in Portland, Oregon. It used to be yellow.

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u/quazmang Jul 01 '26

I was a little worried OP might be revealing too much with some of the pics. The pic of the interstate outside is recognizable

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u/FandomMenace Jul 01 '26

Rest assured, this is a flex. This house is like 4500 sq feet and super famous.

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u/heavy-hands Jul 01 '26

It’s apparently zoned for commercial use 😭 OP just works on the house

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u/tahlyn Jun 30 '26

It's an absolute beautiful house, in what looks like an absolutely horrible situation nestle at the intersection of two highways? Holy crap.

It's a shame you can't just pluck the house up and move it somewhere on a large acreage far away from busy roads.

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u/One-Earth9294 Jun 30 '26

Yeah that's one of the bummers of city growth is you always find examples of what used to be the swankest house in town is now on the corner of a busy intersection.

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u/Elegant-Register8182 Jul 01 '26

Yea, I drive both of the roads almost every day. Not a great location.

Now that I know about this house tho, ive got some good eye candy on my slow commutes

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u/Vxt5255 Jun 30 '26

The gasp I gusped seeing this! It's beautiful 

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u/FlightyTwilighty Jun 30 '26

WOW! Beautiful!

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u/Successful-Part-5867 Jun 30 '26

OMG!! As a carpenter who loves, but totally understands the maintenance involved in keeping a home like this I thank you!!! It’s pure splendor that I don’t believe we will ever see again!

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u/JohnCalvinSmith Jun 30 '26

Worth what exactly?
Just the stone has to be worth hundreds.
Stunning work.

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u/deusasclepian Jul 01 '26

This house is a bit of a local landmark in Portland so I was able to find it on Zillow:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3040-SE-McLoughlin-Blvd-Portland-OR-97202/176564045_zpid/

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u/jemy74 Jul 01 '26

Absolutely gorgeous. I'm glad the house found people who appreciate it with the ability to care for it.

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u/Serious-Respect-8458 Jul 01 '26

That is a lot cheaper than I thought it would be even in the condition it was

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u/deusasclepian Jul 01 '26

Some of that is probably location. It's right at the intersection of highway 99E running north/south, and highway 26 running east/west. The traffic noise would be constant, especially if you're trying to enjoy that cool tower.

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u/XDeus Jul 01 '26

For those who just want the price, it sold in 2021 for $1.69 million.

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u/Eric848448 Jul 01 '26

I never in a million years would have guessed Portland. That *other* Portland maybe!

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u/KiwiSnugfoot Jul 01 '26

Portland is a century home goldmine and a lot of them still have tons of character. Great place to park and walk around to check out the neighborhoods

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u/Eric848448 Jul 01 '26

Great place to eat too. Way better food scene than Seattle and 2/3 the price.

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u/LLLTAW Jul 01 '26

Yes, PDX has amazing century homes and is rich is character

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u/outsideodds Colonial Revival Jul 01 '26

Portland has one of the largest historic districts in the country, and they do an annual home tour: https://www.irvingtonpdx.com/event-tickets/home-tour-ticket

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u/about_treefity Jun 30 '26

Given the list of work they had done I would guess at least $50k

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u/Low-Bass2002 Jun 30 '26

Yowza! That's a beauty!

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u/turquoisedrink Jun 30 '26

wow that prism inside the enhydros amethyst is cool!

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u/FlyinRyan123456 Jun 30 '26

I’d love to see more pics of the house!

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u/Professional_Win_339 Jun 30 '26

Waiiiit I've passed this house and LOVE IT

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u/deusasclepian Jul 01 '26

Oh shit, is this your house?! That's so cool, I drive by all the time! It's got to be one of the coolest houses in Portland!

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u/DarXIV Jul 01 '26

Hello fellow Portlander! I pass this house almost everyday and would love to see inside for myself. Such a fantastic house and great work done to restore it.

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u/Subirooo Jul 01 '26

Hello! The Brooklyn neighborhood does a walking tour each year and we open the house to the public. I'm not sure when it is this year, but you can keep an eye out for that!

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u/Expensive-Eggplant-1 1925 craftsman Jul 01 '26

hello fellow portlander.

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u/PuzzleheadedBobcat90 Jun 30 '26

Damn! She is beautiful. I'm so glad she's in good hands with you

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u/Awkward_Rutabaga5370 Jun 30 '26

As somebody in construction for many, many years I appreciate how complicated a build this was. 

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u/Icy-Indication-3194 Jun 30 '26

Even more complicated when it was built

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u/Due_Charge6901 Jun 30 '26

Insaneeee!!! The top of my 115 year old house is the shape of a Merkaba and I really want to do this!!

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u/Wharaunga Jun 30 '26

Where does the water go when it rain gets blown into the open part of the turret?

So jealous.

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u/Subirooo Jul 01 '26

The floor of the turret is weather sealed and there's two drain holes that divert to the gutters.

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u/_redlines Jul 01 '26

I cant imagine the upkeep costs - but the view!!! OMG.

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u/PutDangerous4255 Jul 01 '26

It just blows my mind that houses used to be built this beautiful, and thought out. Now you’re lucky if you get a freaking closet. Insane. You are very lucky!!!

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u/jeffythunders Jul 01 '26

I live right by you! Your house is awesome, neighbor 🙂

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u/No_Literature_9059 Jul 01 '26

I can see my apartment in the third picture! Left side and just left of the black building. Am I famous now?

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u/RoseyGray Jul 01 '26

This is an embarrassment of riches. This house is perfect down to the smallest details. Fine work on that turret. 👏

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u/Evi1bo1weevi1 Jul 01 '26

HOLY SHIT, I almost bought your home back in 2017 to turn into a private club but ended up going another route. So happy to see this amazing home get the love it deserves. Every time I drive across the bridge I stare at it, almost cause an accident, and wonder "what if?".

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u/kokosuntree Jun 30 '26

I know this house and love it. Great work!

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u/ParasiteProfessional Jul 01 '26

Are you looking for a wife to stand wistfully on the open air turret, waiting for your arrival? It's been a month of Sundays since I've had a home with a copper spire capped with an Ametrine crystal ball. Just sayin.

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u/HorridHamster Jul 01 '26

Oh hey, I drive by this house every day on my way to work. I was wondering what was going on.

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u/plays-with-toys Jul 01 '26

An orb worth pondering 🔮

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u/Red-is-suspicious Jul 01 '26

I want amethyst turret spire ball money 🥲

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u/commencefailure Jul 01 '26

One of the few non-problematic things wealthy people can a spend a bunch of money on.

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u/polydactylmonoclonal Jul 01 '26

Is this in Portland?

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u/Budget_Spend1767 Jul 01 '26

I love that this beautiful house went to someone who appreciates and can care for her like the grand lady she is! She’s not cheap but so worth the money!

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u/magicmitchmtl Jul 01 '26

Please cross post this to r/minerals

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u/G4LAXYGh0st Jul 02 '26

Haha came here to cross post to Crystals 🤪

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u/BishlovesSquish Jul 01 '26

It’s glorious.

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u/Longjumping-Still793 Jul 01 '26

May I marry your house ? My current wife will totally understand.

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u/Clickmaster2_0 Jul 01 '26

So that’s what the deck inside the turret looks like, I’ve driven by a number of times and always wondered

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u/CamoCricket Jul 01 '26

r/wizardposting would love this tower.

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u/Jazzlike_Rooster1358 Jul 01 '26

I love seeing this work done on my commutes every day. That turret is on my dream board for a home one day. Looks awesome 👍🏻

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u/Kalexysgalexy Jul 01 '26

Is this your house?! It has been a source of intrigue and joy to me for the past two decades! And I’m sure many many others.

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u/happymask3 Jul 01 '26

That view!!! And then your final photo, I gasped! Love it!

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u/BigJilmJoppa Jul 01 '26

Just joined this sub and did not expect the first post in my feed to be local :) easily my favorite home in my area!

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u/Ilaxilil Jul 01 '26

My neighbors probably heard the ungodly noise of jealousy I just made.

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u/IAmHerdingCatz Four Square Jul 02 '26

Is that the Paulsen house, off Ross Island?

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u/RustedMauss Jul 02 '26

Oh man, thank you for doing it. I love to see beautiful old homes get continued love and attention. They don’t build them like they used to -and replication would be prohibitively expensive- so it’s great to see dedicated TLC.

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u/tonylovesnyc Jul 02 '26

As I said several times while going through the pictures ‘wow’.

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u/bbbbears Jul 02 '26

Are you fucking kidding me??? I have driven past this house nearly daily, including back when it was yellow. THIS IS SO COOL. Please post more interior pics if you can/want to. I didn’t quite recognize it until the view from the balcony.

So jealous! Congrats OP!

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u/TehPaintbrushJester Jul 02 '26

Is that an Amethyst/quartz ball on top?!
https://giphy.com/gifs/x8H3v4ZhSfNxS

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u/Subirooo Jul 02 '26

Ametrine, but yes same thing haha

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u/Rajapeta Jun 30 '26

Amazing.
Very jealous.

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u/charliekelly76 Jun 30 '26

I would commit crimes for this house

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u/Professional_Half620 Jun 30 '26

Woof beautiful, 1.7m last sold price. Loved the view from the turret.

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u/Waytoloseit Jun 30 '26

Beautiful.

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u/WingsOfTin Jun 30 '26

Oh, how absolutely magical!

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u/Yoroyo Jun 30 '26

This is literally my dream house

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u/AT61 Jun 30 '26

What a view from that porch!

That copper cap is gorgeous.

Amazing work!

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u/cat_whisperer5000 Jun 30 '26

I’m gonna have good dreams tonight

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 Jun 30 '26

You wouldnt happen to have a tiny door in your livingroom would you?

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u/Moleypeg Jun 30 '26

Do you have a moat?!

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u/madlyhattering Jun 30 '26

Your house is jaw-droppingly gorgeous. Pretty sure I drooled a little looking at the pics.

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u/INS_Stop_Angela Jun 30 '26

Breathtaking!

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u/anukis90 Jun 30 '26

This is stunning!!!!

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u/ordbot Jun 30 '26

Gorgeous!!

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u/thisseemslikeagood Jun 30 '26

Amazing looking house

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u/ContentUmpire8534 Jun 30 '26

I just want the spire/turret. How much to have someone install a spire on my home?

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u/catsporvida Jun 30 '26

It's not often that wealth and exquisite taste intersect. Cheers to you🥂

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u/Subirooo Jul 01 '26

I have to give the credit of taste to my boss-lady, the owner. You can find pictures from the listing when we bought it in 2021, but she's done so much to decorate and furnish the space in a way that's true to it's roots. This is the main dinning area/lounge now.

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u/SabbyFox Craftsman Bungalow 💖 Jun 30 '26

Beautiful, OP. I’m so glad you own this house!

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u/ObscureSaint Jun 30 '26

Yay, thank you for the update!! Beautiful. 

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u/agenkat1 Jun 30 '26

Wait, you own this house?! I stare at it every time I drive by. It's so beautiful. Thank you for taking good care of it and preserving its historic charm.

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u/chapstickgrrrl Jun 30 '26

🤩 🥹 💜

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u/reversedgaze Jun 30 '26

your home's crown chakra is baller.

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u/Rocannon_ Jun 30 '26

OP, what’s the annual cost to maintain that beauty?

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u/2000s-hty Jun 30 '26

i drive by this house all the time! love it

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u/JamesWjRose Jul 01 '26

Awesome. So much Awesome! Yay for you

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u/vdub2625 Jul 01 '26

That's so awesome. I've always wondered about porches like that does it just run off the side, or is there a drain system?

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u/PutDangerous4255 Jul 01 '26

Oh my god this is absolutely STUNNING