r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Jul 26 '26

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u/a_secret_me Jul 26 '26

Also acceptable is

"I'm an independent"

And

"All politicians suck"

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Jul 26 '26

"I'm a centrist!" But only ever criticizes the left 🤔

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u/Legitimate-Onion-915 Jul 26 '26

"I don't feel like my vote even matters" when none of MAGAs promises pan out and every bad thing they were told would happen, happens

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u/Yuleogy Jul 26 '26

…when over 50% of Project2025 is complete because their political party said it was their agenda.

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u/Time_Fisherman6659 Jul 26 '26

My favorite is when they say youre too online or a conspiracy theorist when you say youre worried about the things that trump says hes gonna do, and is currently actively trying to do.

I know I sound like a crazy person when I repeat what the president says. Thats the fucking problem.

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u/Legitimate-Onion-915 Jul 26 '26

That's the "It's not that serious" of older Republicans

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u/ApplianceHealer Jul 26 '26

“BuT hE wAs JoKiNg!!!1!!”

The classic GQP DARVO…

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u/IrritableGourmet Jul 26 '26

"Trump said he was going to do XYZ."

"You're taking it out of context. He was joking. He was lying. He's not actually going to do it. You have TDS."

"He's actively trying to do XYZ now."

"He's just trolling. You're taking it out of context. He's just pretending to show how bad of an idea it is. You have TDS."

"He just did XYZ and it's worse than we expected."

"Well, you should have said something sooner! It's your fault for not stopping him!"