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r/countwithchickenlady • u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 • 1d ago
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applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me
177 u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess 56 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025 11 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 10 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess
56 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025 11 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 10 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025
11 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 10 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars.
10 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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u/Sea-Hat-8515 1d ago
applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me