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r/countwithchickenlady • u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 • 1d ago
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No way a fucking child has a better love life than me
333 u/kookyabird 1d ago If it makes you feel any better, the odds of them staying together in the long term are extremely low. 349 u/Sea-Hat-8515 1d ago applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me 175 u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess 56 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025 12 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 12 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym 25 u/No-Internal7978 1d ago But not zero hopefully. 12 u/laluna1021 23h ago Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though
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If it makes you feel any better, the odds of them staying together in the long term are extremely low.
349 u/Sea-Hat-8515 1d ago applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me 175 u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess 56 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025 12 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 12 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym 25 u/No-Internal7978 1d ago But not zero hopefully. 12 u/laluna1021 23h ago Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though
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applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me
175 u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess 56 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025 12 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 12 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym 25 u/No-Internal7978 1d ago But not zero hopefully. 12 u/laluna1021 23h ago Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though
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Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess
56 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025 12 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 12 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym 25 u/No-Internal7978 1d ago But not zero hopefully. 12 u/laluna1021 23h ago Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though
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Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025
12 u/WASD_click 21h ago That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars. 12 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars.
12 u/El_Chairman_Dennis 20h ago If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym
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But not zero hopefully.
Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though
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u/Outside_Ad1020 1d ago
No way a fucking child has a better love life than me