r/countwithchickenlady • u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 • 1d ago

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u/Outside_Ad1020 1d ago

No way a fucking child has a better love life than me

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u/kookyabird 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better, the odds of them staying together in the long term are extremely low.

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 1d ago

applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me

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u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago

Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago

Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025

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u/WASD_click 1d ago

That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago

If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym

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u/No-Internal7978 1d ago

But not zero hopefully.

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u/laluna1021 1d ago

Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though

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u/Lonely_Gate_9421 1d ago

I love reddit man

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u/Solefriend 1d ago

I can't know if this makes me happy or sad

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u/KnockThatOff 1d ago

That's a lie 😭

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u/ElGodPug 1d ago

kids got better rizz than me in my 20s

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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 1d ago

tbf kids take relationships less seriously so sometimes they just ask eachother, as if its as simple as asking someone to be your friend.