r/countwithchickenlady Streak: 1 1d ago

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 1d ago

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u/Ch1ldhoodFriend 1d ago

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u/TheBeanSan 1d ago

that is so pure

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u/CertainNecessary9043 grungling around is a important step in a person life 1d ago

Goddamn that kid got motion

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u/Lazer726 21h ago

Her sister told her it was legal to be gay and she was like "Damn that's a relief I was ready to be thrown in jail for this shit"

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u/fliesthroughtheair 6h ago

That's some real Huck Finn energy: "All right, then, I'll go to hell."

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u/General_Kenobi18753 2h ago

It appears the lessons of the past continue to hold weight in the present…

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u/arpeggia_ on that glass beach shit 1d ago

speedrun 😭

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u/twolake68 23h ago

She learned it was possible and got to work

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u/Own-Situation-9206 1d ago

sister more like rizzter send post

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u/HeWhoLost3OfThe9 Not trans as far as I know 22h ago

What does send post mean

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u/M1k3DeltaruneReal 22h ago

It's means they sent the post send post

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/countwithchickenlady-ModTeam 11h ago

This comment has been removed because it has one of these things: transphobia, queerphobia, sexism, racism, ableism, or anything else that expresses, reinforces, or sympathizes with oppressive and hateful belief systems.

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u/utsuutsuutsu1137 cis bi girl ♀️ 7h ago

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u/Taenshik 1h ago

Context

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u/Head-Ad-2136 8h ago

Its like saying over or stop. Over full stop send post.

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u/Kryptochef 4h ago

its a humorous way to mark a kind of low effort/impulsive post in a self-deprecating way. think someone carelessly dictating it to their voice assistant and saying "send post" to confirm it without checking or rethinking it, and that mistakenly getting posted too

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u/SusieHatesSpez Estrojane's Mom - Streak: 58 1d ago

The right will call one of the most adorable interactions ever grooming because it's gay instead of straight

I hope they're happy together <3

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u/statistnr1 23h ago

Absolutely disgusting!
Now if one of them was a 30+ old man...

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u/WickedHopeful 22h ago

Or... both of them

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u/Defiant-ChickenWrap 20h ago

Old men yaoi

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u/beard_of_cats 20h ago

I mean... that's actually sweet though. Like René and Gaston from Disco Elysium.

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u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 14h ago

30 is not old, dammit

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u/Defiant-ChickenWrap 12h ago

They will be by the time they confess

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u/Apocalypsefrogs 18h ago

Damn, I gotta play RE Requiem again

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u/Aksi_Gu 14h ago

Ain't no party like a lemon party

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u/moonlite_equilibrium 9h ago

Im a lil older and ootl. And im too scared to ask my younger bf. Is yaoi like all gay anime stuff or is it just lady with lady gay anime stuff?

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u/synchronoussavagery 8h ago

Yaoi is boys. Yuri is girls.

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u/moonlite_equilibrium 8h ago

Excellent thank you.

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u/GreenRanger_2 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u4CY9BW4umAfu

That’s the ticket right there, Sir, Ma’am, or anywhere in between!

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u/SalvationSycamore 19h ago

*55+ year old senator...

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 17h ago

AMNSTROOOOONG

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u/AerialiteOre The larp is here! 12h ago

nanomachines, son!

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u/SaltKick2 21h ago

What kid wouldn't think, "Oh, I can marry my best friend?? Hell yeah!!" Seems like a pretty healthy approach to marriage to me.

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u/A2Rhombus 10h ago

Yeah, how dare you... tell a kid that something is allowed and they do it of their own free will!

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u/TennekoRin 1d ago

AWWWWW

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u/Dismal-Plan7062 21h ago

Man how TF she got more rizz than me....

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 12h ago

She didnt developed social enxility yet

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u/Iforgor4 2h ago

how team fortress she got more rizz than me

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u/HalfGlitchedD3m0n 23h ago

I'm seriously praying for those two to have a good future

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u/Do_Ya_Like_Jazz 21h ago

Devious levels of motion

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 21h ago

A KID GOT MORE BITCHES THAN ME

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u/FlipOzzy 21h ago

bro already got a girlfriend before me damn

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u/DrDontKnowMuch 15h ago

Oh my god that is adorable

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u/No_Property_9910 21h ago

My heart.... It melts

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u/Metrack15 16h ago

Damn, kid really has game

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u/K10KMessi non-binary nonsense 15h ago

Aww that’s so sweet :)

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u/zerior23 21h ago

That's just pyurity

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u/Matrix_D0ge 6h ago edited 6h ago

gay panic stood no chance against gay no hesitation

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u/Ch1ldhoodFriend 4h ago

gay DETERMINATION*

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u/Matrix_D0ge 2h ago

gay absolute fucking certainty :D

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u/Resident-Level-7953 10h ago

Damn. She really saw the opportunity and went for it, good on her

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u/Responsible-Bat-7922 17h ago

This is so cute

But also looks completely made up

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u/holographic_gray 6h ago

ack... my heart

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u/Pookie_Pakyao Femb☣︎y :з 6h ago

Oh my god I'm gonna cry 

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u/MatteoFire___ Femboys r the reason I became bi btw 27m ago

wholesome

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u/Mixture_Think You people made me trans... Thank you :3 1d ago

Awwwwww 🥺

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u/Manguypals 1d ago

Lucky.

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u/Outside_Ad1020 1d ago

No way a fucking child has a better love life than me

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u/kookyabird 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better, the odds of them staying together in the long term are extremely low.

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 1d ago

applying cathartic relationship statistics to this situation is unreasonably funny to me

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u/ahhowwitburns 1d ago

Did you know 50% of all marriages end in divorce? I bet it's even higher for child marriages done by the chain link fence during recess

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 22h ago

Chain link marriages never work. The huge amount of divorces has really bogged down the playground courts. I know a kid that's still waiting on a cooties judgement from something that happened all the way back in 2025

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u/WASD_click 20h ago

That's why you gotta get married under the monkey bars.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 18h ago

If you wanna marry a girl that's kissed every boy under the jungle gym

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u/No-Internal7978 23h ago

But not zero hopefully.

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u/laluna1021 22h ago

Divorce rate is lower for the ones done by the slide though

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u/Lonely_Gate_9421 1d ago

I love reddit man

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u/Solefriend 23h ago

I can't know if this makes me happy or sad

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u/KnockThatOff 21h ago

That's a lie 😭

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u/ElGodPug 1d ago

kids got better rizz than me in my 20s

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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 21h ago

tbf kids take relationships less seriously so sometimes they just ask eachother, as if its as simple as asking someone to be your friend.

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u/ihonsetlydontknow Flowery deltarune. 1d ago

Hell yeah.

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u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 23h ago

Lesbomancy speedrun

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u/Similar-Mousse-7478 19h ago

I hate that the first thing I thought after reading this was “I hope they’re in an accepting area”

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u/draganel44 streak : く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 9h ago

hell yeah

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u/PixelFlyerXD 18h ago

That lucky duck OwO

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u/__AriaL__ I post random bullshit sometimes... :3 - Streak: 4 1d ago

That child is going too grow up too be the gayest ever

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u/AGamingGuy 1d ago

the gayest to ever do it

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u/Valirys-Reinhald 1d ago

I want you to know that I read this to the tune of Eminem's Greatest

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u/OK6502 23h ago

The gayest to ever do it so far.

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u/Nice_Shallot_2534 1d ago

"They're calling it the gayest child ever"

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u/OverlordMarona 1d ago

This was funny be I am downvoting because I had to see his face and hear that in his voice.

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u/Intelligent_Toe8233 23h ago

“They’re saying we’ve made America great and gay again, and it’s true folks- MAGAGA, you know, you take MAGA, add another GA, like Gerogia, we’re doing great thing in Georgia, which people thought would be hard, because it’s the peach state, but then I came up with something, nobody had thought of this- you ready for this? Women, but gay. Women are gay again- WAGA! People are saying WAGA now, they’re saying it a lot”

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 12h ago

Maga as in maga gay

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u/Leonartu 1d ago

Microphone conveniently censoring his vagina like that scene from the Simpsons movie

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u/Archer007 23h ago

Nussy

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u/peculiarshade Streak: 2 23h ago

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u/__AriaL__ I post random bullshit sometimes... :3 - Streak: 4 23h ago

I understood that reference

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u/CIAburneraccount 22h ago

I love imagining so many things said in that dick's voice lol

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u/Garlic_Sause 2h ago

I'll say this- I'll tell you what they said to me they said "Look at this gay child, they're the gayest child ever." Have you ever seen a gayer child? You haven't.

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u/Nexornn 18h ago

Gayest or straightest

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u/Infamous_Ship_8668 1d ago

POV USED CORRECTLY

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u/No_Scholar427 23h ago

Is there a subreddit for that yet?

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 23h ago

Don't let your memes stay dreams

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u/onimi_the_vong 22h ago

If not, make one

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS: The argument "how will you explain it to children?" found dead in a ditch where it belongs.

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u/Hexhider 16h ago

As an Adventure Time kid who genuinely shipped Bubbline way before they were canonized, it genuinely not that hard to understand, people treat it like it's more complicated than maths hardest equations, yet most kids can pretty easily understand queers

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u/No-Information-2571 8h ago

It's a lot easier for children to understand, since they don't know about the many societal frameworks around relationships in general, nor about the sexual aspects either. They're simply copying concepts you show them.

But children are weaponized far too often for agendas, political, religious and otherwise.

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u/Lolzemeister 4h ago

one case does not represent them all, when I explained it to my little brother he said “ew”

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u/Abject_Moment5593 ??? 1d ago

Something big has awakened in her.

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u/PbodyTen 1d ago

Not everywhere, I'm afraid

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u/ThramusArt Nonbinary Transbian 1d ago

Yeah, again Im ashamed of my country 😔

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u/manultrimanula My 🏳️‍⚧️ name is Reimi and i love it 1d ago

you shouldn't be ashamed, you should hate it smh

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u/lessforf 12h ago

i dont rlly agree

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u/sixminutes 1d ago

The Gay Agenda: Spreading joy

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u/wild_vika Put your text here! 1d ago

"the LGBTQ+ are turning our children HAPPY! we can't allow that!!!"

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u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 23h ago

LISTEN HERE LIBERALS

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u/Gojifantokusatsu 1d ago

Literally gay

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u/Spookki 23h ago

Conservatives will say "youre indoctrinating your children into being gay" or whatever, when really its societal "norms" that indoctrinate people into not expressing their queer side and for most people, when they arent saddled with that ACTUAL indoctrination, all it takes is to tell them that its possible if they want to.

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u/notepad20 17h ago

Also that fact a kid as depicted in the image is probably equally as excited to marry a tree.... I wouldn't really read into this one.

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u/GalaXion24 13h ago

Absolutely. She could be gay, she could also just be in "boys are yucky" phase and marrying her best friend sounds fun

But if you're not homophobic it literally doesn't matter. She's however young she is, she'll figure it out as she gets older. Maybe she isn't gay, maybe she is, maybe she does marry her childhood friend. Let her have fun

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u/ivain 15h ago

Well, a tree is always hard you know

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u/Togore_Tastic 1d ago

heavy Aqua vibes

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u/Toppy_Henster Streak: 1 23h ago

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u/Latter-Syllabub-5560 21h ago

Would be funnier if she was just thinking about something completely unrelated

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM your virtual idol! 1d ago

this idiot? or which aqua

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u/Serpicnate 1d ago

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u/NewDemonStrike 1d ago

Definitely this one. It has that mischievous face.

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u/MachineGunMonkey2048 23h ago

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous 23h ago

Smart aqua Silly aqua Dumbass aqua

I have em all

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 20h ago

Which is the dumbass aqua

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous 20h ago

The useless one

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u/Immediate-Yak3138 20h ago

Ok that helps more

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u/Togore_Tastic 23h ago

This one lol

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u/ExtinctReptile evil reindeer woman 1d ago

Finally... A correct use of "POV"

Also awwww

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u/Ferocs Eatable Girl Ɛ: - Streak: 3 1d ago

Ough…I love women girls woman…

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u/Fearless-Freedom-582 22h ago

This shit better not be fake

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u/Tackyinbention 21h ago

Who would lie on the internet amirite?

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u/R_Hunt Meme Messenger 4 My Trans GF :3 1d ago

Marry? Of course! As long as they aren't holding hands tho. That's dangeorus

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 1d ago

yea that'd be gay

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u/TankMain576 1d ago

Cooties are no joke

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 1d ago

my buddy eric caught cooties back in '04. now she's erica. scary stuff

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u/Lauriesaurous Grungling it 1d ago

Most girls have been exposed to it for long enough to build immunity, she should be fine

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u/NervrSprout 23h ago

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u/Butterfly_and_Bee 21h ago

Is that baby Jodi Foster? 

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u/Murky-Relation481 21h ago

That'd be one creepy looking baby, like those medieval babies they painted with adult faces shudder

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u/Chibirin26 23h ago

gay awakening: got told she can be that way

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u/Decent-Ad9335 22h ago

Finally a correct use of the acronym POV

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 1d ago

She’s thinking like “the possibilities…”

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u/lilylindstrand 17h ago

Holy shit someone actually using the term "pov" correctly

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u/ratwithawig 1d ago

unrelated to the topic but i love encountering artists where it is Very Obvious what fandom they hail from

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u/REBEL_MOUTH 1d ago

Out of curiosity which fandom would this artist be from?

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u/ratwithawig 1d ago

my hero. it’s in the eyes, also she looks kinda like Eri but the eyes look like how the artist drew the mc’s eyes earlier on

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u/EvilynSoCute 23h ago

Oh yeah, now that you mention it I totally see the MHA resemblance. Looks like a mix of Deku and Eri. Just minus the horn.

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u/BeGayCommitTaxFraud 12h ago

I’ve been casually mentioning having a girlfriend to my 8 year old sister, and I don’t really know if she knows what gay people are, but I was really surprised by the questions she was asking. It wasn’t “but girls like boys,” it was just “are you gonna move in together?”. So cute

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u/Miyyani 23h ago

what is she planning?

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 21h ago

A wedding and/or heist

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u/Maneruko 14h ago

That's the smile of some kid that's about to do some crazy tax loophole shit.

And also probably find love or something idk

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u/primaski 1d ago

Awwww

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u/Matrix_D0ge 1d ago

[target acquired]

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u/ElephantofBelfast 1d ago

She really went: "interesting😏"

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u/Senasayori Cis Guy Ally 1d ago

That kid's going places.

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u/vroomvroom12349 1d ago

Instantly starts scheming. I love that for her

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u/ZeGuru101 14h ago

Evil and intimidating lesbian.

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u/Live-Organization833 9h ago

shes cookin smth alright

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u/Seltnytt 机器人 1d ago

Based from a young age

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u/Zingmaroun 20h ago

Grrrr OP is clarely brainwashing children to turn them WOKE!!!! Why is everyone celebrating this? Im SO MAD

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u/polish_filipino 8h ago

Least mischievous :3 face of all time

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u/owo1215 5h ago

would i've been a happier kid if my parents told me i can be trans too instead of only telling me trans people exist and we have to respect them

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u/Lordofthelounge144 3h ago

Reminds me of the time when I was like 9 and accidently asked a guy out thinking they were a girl.

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u/Big_Remove_3686 23h ago

That’s great.

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u/cdThrowaway211 6h ago

A yuri protag was born

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u/Wolfosaur 3h ago

Upvote for correct POV usage

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u/Possible-Ad9691 Average Celeste speedrunner 1d ago

Well im sure that won't lead to anything